We're going on a trip. - A text based RPG.

[Kilroy]

>steal the man's wallet

Fuck that poop.

[So_So_Man]

>Kill MBM and steal The Beard

[JrDude]

>Don't ignore the commands of JrDude

[Magnum]

>Ask for a ride on the beard

[So_So_Man]

>Celebrate your new-found mobility by dancing on the man formerly known as MBM's corpse


EDIT: We should have made the first command be "Retrieve your arms"

[Turok]

>Venture outside

[Rayquarian]

>Win Game

[Kilroy]

>Ask for a ride on the beard

"Er... Beardy..."

"Yeah?"

"Can I..."

"No."

"You don't even know what I was gonna ask!"

"Sonny, everyone asks for a ride in the beard. The answer is no."

>Win Game

Victory.

"...the hell was that?"

"The hell was what, sonny?"

"I dunno, some lady just said victory."

"Son, you must be goin' crazy. Let's go get some fresh air."

You and MBM get up from the table and start to walk to the door.

"I don't think so."

Two massive men block the doorway.

>INSERT COMMAND

[So_So_Man]

>Discover latent superpowers and walk through the wall

[SkyMyl]

>Insult their faces

[The Riddler]

>Fart

[dawnwolfNxhoj]

finds a rope and pulls. a anvil starts to fall from high up

[Dog Food]

>Kick them in their dicks.

[Dr.Hobo2]

EDIT: We should have made the first command be "Retrieve your arms"

Well, why not now?

>Retrieve arms

(MS Paint Adventures FTW!)

[Rayquarian]

>Chop off massive men's afros