Make a Wish at a Price

[Thirteenthorder]

All right,

You post a wish, the poster after you grants your wish at a price:

Example:

Poster 1: I wish for food

Poster 2: Granted, but you lose all of your water
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Let's start:

I wish for $1000

[jatoskep]

Granted, but you suddenly need a $500,000 kidney transplant.

I want world domination.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted, but the world explodes the day you rise to power.

[jatoskep]

Fuck.

[Thirteenthorder]

intercourse .

Whoops, forgot my wish:

I wish for it to be sunny 24/7

[L10]

Granted, but you live in an underground city.

I wish for no more homework.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted, but you live in an underground city.

I wish for no more homework.

Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.

I wish for eternal life.

[Dog Food]

Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.

I wish for eternal life.

Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.

I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.

[Thirteenthorder]

Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.

I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.

Granted, but no one wants your gifts.

I wish for NS2 to crash.

[Kayo]

Granted, but no one wants your gifts.

I wish for NS2 to crash.

Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.

I wish for longer weekends.

[jatoskep]

Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.

I wish for longer weekends.

Granted, but there's only one weekend each year.

I wish for a giant intercourse ing cheesecake.

[darkmario]

 Granted, but you get terrible food poisoning from eating it.

I wish I had spider-man's super powers.

[SkyMyl]

Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.

I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.

[Dog Food]

Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.

I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.

Oh yeah, Corrupt a Wish, I knew there was a better name for this game, I just couldn't remember what.

Granted, but because of Global Warming there is no more ice left in the world to control.

I wish my dog favored females over males (a little selfish, but I was the one who wanted her in the first place ;-;).

[Gwen Khan]

done, but she now attacks any female

I wish for a turkey sandwich