Destroy A Game/Apparently Vent About Games You Were Disappointed By

Silverhawk79 · February 08, 2009, 10:59:00 PM

Quote from: Frigid_Aztec on February 08, 2009, 10:31:42 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on February 08, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
expand on your previous smash hit by doing the exact same thing, except restricting ammo use, limiting exploration, implementing a damaging environment to discourage exploration, making 90% of the bosses easy and 10% unbeatable the first time through, use the same story that everyone else has used for the last 10 years, while not expanding at all on the one established in the previous title, making half of the game dreary, boring, and monotonous, add in an even bigger fetch quest than the previous game, except this time make it so that you can't collect them on the way

oh

wait.

I can do another one of these too! :D
I liked Echoes, and Corruption is the best game on the Wii, hands down. (of course, considering that every game on the Wii is God awful.......well I still thought corruption was good).

Oh and if you want to ruin a game, just ask Sakurai. He did a great job of destroying a series.

SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI >:(

Lotos · February 08, 2009, 11:49:46 PM

Let Nintendo EAD develop a Donkey Kong game.

Shujinco2 · February 09, 2009, 11:33:33 AM

Take an awesome and insanely hard FPS and make it easier, add a story (Which it doesn't need one.), get rid of all the awesome Enemies, and weapons, and make the final boss so hard a good player can't even beat it in under an hour.

Eizweir · February 09, 2009, 07:52:59 PM

Focus more on the little fun details and bonus modes instead of the simple, actual, basic gameplay.

It's not just Brawl >_<

The Seventh · February 10, 2009, 03:45:13 PM

Make the controls hard to get used to, and make the timing vauge.

And lag riddle it, to boot.

SkyMyl · February 10, 2009, 04:38:12 PM

First, create an amazing action/adventure game.

Then when it's about time to start on the sequel, which is actually a prequel to the first, give it average graphics, awful controls, lots of lag/delays, lack of consistent storyline to the first, thus resulting in loads of retconning, make the enemies sadistically difficult, make the new protaganist even more emo and wangst filled than a certain Cloud, and top it off with the biggest WTF Ending in Video Game history. If you can get that far.

Then top the presentation off with "oh wait".

L10 · February 10, 2009, 05:59:25 PM

You guys are intercourse ing retarded.

Zovistograt · February 10, 2009, 06:01:11 PM

Quote from: Lichig0 on February 10, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
You guys are intercourse ing retarded.

It's more fun ranting in general terms about games you dislike than actually doing what this thread is about, which isn't that. It's true.

L10 · February 10, 2009, 06:03:03 PM

Quote from: Zovistograt on February 10, 2009, 06:01:11 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on February 10, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
You guys are intercourse ing retarded.
It's more fun ranting in general terms about games you dislike than actually doing what this thread is about, which isn't that. It's true.

That wasn't what I was talking about.

jnfs2014 · February 10, 2009, 06:32:25 PM

Mix an RPG with an FPS and see what you get.

Zovistograt · February 10, 2009, 06:33:37 PM

Quote from: Lichig0 on February 10, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on February 10, 2009, 06:01:11 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on February 10, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
You guys are intercourse ing retarded.
It's more fun ranting in general terms about games you dislike than actually doing what this thread is about, which isn't that. It's true.
That wasn't what I was talking about.

well it was a good guess.

ah well.

Tupin · February 10, 2009, 06:50:15 PM

Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on February 10, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
Mix an RPG with an FPS and see what you get.

Fallout 3.

Oh, and take an already obscure series on an obscure platform that has problems, improve the graphics, make the controls even worse, and make it so you cannot attack any enemies at all.

You'll never get this one, so I'll tell you. It's the second Alex Kidd game, Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars.

Nayrman · February 10, 2009, 06:51:44 PM

Take any licensed material...and make a game out of it! *Note: there is the rare exception*

Tupin · February 10, 2009, 06:57:37 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on February 10, 2009, 06:51:44 PM
Take any licensed material...and make a game out of it! *Note: there is the rare exception*

Notably, any licensed game made by Capcom.

Little Nemo, Yo Noid, Willow, Magical Quest, Chip and Dale, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Little Mermaid are all good licensed games that all happen to be made by Capcom.

Don't forget the new Spiderman games, too.

Nayrman · February 10, 2009, 06:59:08 PM

Quote from: Tupin on February 10, 2009, 06:57:37 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on February 10, 2009, 06:51:44 PM
Take any licensed material...and make a game out of it! *Note: there is the rare exception*
Notably, any licensed game made by Capcom.

Little Nemo, Yo Noid, Willow, Magical Quest, Chip and Dale, Darkwing Duck, Duck Tales, Little Mermaid are all good licensed games that all happen to be made by Capcom.

Don't forget the new Spiderman games, too.

Spider-Man is very hit and miss, but I admit of all the superheroes he gets the best games.