Adventures with Gregg Casey.

[Kilroy]

THIS THREAD IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



WELCOME TO ADVENTURES WITH GREGG CASEY!
This is a text/MSpaint image-based adventure forum game created by yours truly, Sir ByteMyteFyte Mcannotcomputeroyson (a.k.a. Me)

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You are trapped in a jail cell. All you know is this:

1. You are Gregg Casey.
2. You have no idea how you got in this jail cell.
3. You must escape, for Friday Night is the only night of the week that has Happy Hour at your favorite bar, "Dick's Grill and Bar".

What do you do?

[Tupin]

I go up to the bars and ask the Warden why I am in here.

[Java]

Contemplate where my arms are.

[Kilroy]

You go up to the bars and call for help, and demand reason for why you are here.

It is a beautiful day outside, but all you see is sky, endlessly. No ground.



Now what?

Contemplate where my arms are.

Say again?

[L10]

Check inventory.

(Gosh I hope I have a cell phone!)

[Kilroy]

Check inventory.

(Gosh I hope I have a cell phone!)

Nothing. Zip. Nada.

[Java]

Get knife in my three-fingered hand, kill myself.

Problem solved.

[Silverhawk79]

Rip off the wall-bandaids.
ALSO THIS SEEM SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR HMMM

[sonicdude164]

Pick up one or more of those knives on the ground and check behind the painting for any sort of exit.

[Kilroy]

Get knife in my three-fingered hand, kill myself.

Problem solved.

You are about to end your life, when, suddenly, you see a ninja!

Rip off the wall-bandaids.
ALSO THIS SEEM SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR HMMM

Pick up one or more of those knives on the ground and check behind the painting for any sort of exit.

You people are intercourse ing insane.

[Kilroy]

You put the knives in your inventory, but the Ninja is gone before you can talk to him.

[sonicdude164]

Stab the walls with your newly acquired knives until it breaks.

[Kilroy]

Stab the walls with your newly acquired knives until it breaks.

You start stabbing at the wall, when the Ninja appears again. He asks "Dude, what are you doing?"

You reply "Trying to escape."



"Just jump out the window, man."

Trust the Ninja?

[jnfs2014]

Go through and "accidentally" kill him with a knife.

[Java]

Kill the intercourse ing spider on the wall.