Whats in your wallet?

[The Seventh]

Let me see here...

I got several pennies coupled with a nickel or two, and possilbly a dime.
An OLD reciept.
My Drivers Permit (or the technical term being Instructors Permit).
My bus pass.
My Y card.

My School ID/Lunch Card is floating in my pocket for easy access (and I haven't lost it yet...).

[ME86]

Nothing.

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

[SkyMyl]

14 Bucks in bulk, no change.
My Non-drivers license.
My Metrocard.
A hankerchief.
My insurance card.
And Your soul...oh, no. That's in my other wallet. My mistake.

[Redpaige13]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

[Redpaige13]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

Its for protection, I swear!

[Redpaige13]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

Its for protection, I swear!

LIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hero_Of_Time1]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

Its for protection, I swear!

LIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its true!! You never know when you might get mugged by angry lesbian twins!!

[Redpaige13]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

Its for protection, I swear!

LIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its true!! You never know when you might get mugged by angry lesbian twins!!

BULLSHIT!  YOU'RE BOINKING THEM IRAQ WOMEN AREN'T YOU!

[SkyMyl]

Uh,
220 darra.
Military ID.
Debit card.
Paper with phone numbers.
Condom.
Bottle opener.
Military drivers license.
Pogs.
A few business cards.

Why the hell do you have a condom in your wallet?

Well,um, you, see... SHAZAM. Its for you.

LIES.

That thing will be no good when you come home! 

Its for protection, I swear!

LIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its true!! You never know when you might get mugged by angry lesbian twins!!

BULLs***!  YOU'RE BOINKING THEM IRAQ WOMEN AREN'T YOU!

If you two did this in a kiddie pool full of mud, you could make some serious cash. *I will hand over all the money in my wallet to those who got the joke*

[Hero_Of_Time1]

BULLSHIT!  YOU'RE BOINKING THEM IRAQ WOMEN AREN'T YOU!

;_; Nooooo....

[Redpaige13]

BULLSHIT!  YOU'RE BOINKING THEM IRAQ WOMEN AREN'T YOU!

;_; Nooooo....

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME!!!

[Hero_Of_Time1]

BULLSHIT!  YOU'RE BOINKING THEM IRAQ WOMEN AREN'T YOU!

;_; Nooooo....

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME!!!

OH YUEAH?!?!! I'M GOING TO... TO... TO... CHUT UP!