Funny things that have happened to you or funny things you have done

[Redpaige13]

I convinced my EX BF to hop a fence.  It was one of those metal fences with the spikes at the top.  He climbed up it, was kneeling at the top, and when he finally went to jump, his pant leg was caught on one of the spikes.  Went head-first into the cement, and just BARELY missed the curb.
Revenge is just so sweet.  Mwahahaha.

So close to a bulls-eye. XD

Read the italicized. ;O_0;

Well, he was a bit concussed when his face slammed into the cement from about... 6 or 7 feet?  The fence may be higher, though.  He had a nice gash on his forehead and blood was dripping past his chin.  I had to keep him from falling asleep when we got home, though.  He did actually fall asleep once or twice. 

The job was good enough, now that I think about it..

[LinkXLR]

I convinced my EX BF to hop a fence.  It was one of those metal fences with the spikes at the top.  He climbed up it, was kneeling at the top, and when he finally went to jump, his pant leg was caught on one of the spikes.  Went head-first into the cement, and just BARELY missed the curb.
Revenge is just so sweet.  Mwahahaha.

So close to a bulls-eye. XD

Read the italicized. ;O_0;

Well, he was a bit concussed when his face slammed into the cement from about... 6 or 7 feet?  The fence may be higher, though.  He had a nice gash on his forehead and blood was dripping past his chin.  I had to keep him from falling asleep when we got home, though.  He did actually fall asleep once or twice. 

The job was good enough, now that I think about it..

Are you a future hitman? 0_o



If so, I'd like to request your services.

[DSWiiMaster42]

This just happened today. I was at Gamestop looking for Jet Set Radio Future, and I looked through the shelf of old Xbox games (all of which were used of course), and I couldn't find it (it was there in a 2-in-1 bundle package with Sega Rally GT and JSRF, but I didn't notice because the USED sticker was covering the JSRF logo so all you could see was the J). So I asked the person working there "Do you have Jet Set Radio Future?", and he looked it up on the computer. Just so I could ensure that he wasn't a dumbass, I asked him "Do you even know how to spell it?", and me and my dad both thought that was funny.

After we bought that and Blue Dragon (which was only $30 so I had to buy that too), when we got in the car, we told my mom and little brother what I said to the person working there. ;D

That is such a great game!

I agree. But the only thing I don't like about JSRF and Blue Dragon is that they're too easy. I've only played them for about 45-60 minutes each, so they might get harder.


But back to funny things I've done. I just remembered this one last night: When I was in 3rd grade, on the first day of school, before I went to school, I was watching Cow & Chicken while eating breakfast (I miss that show :( ). Then once I got to school, I drew a buttcrack on one of my worksheets because most of the characters' buttcracks on C&C can be seen a lot (like Cow for example), and then the teacher got angry at me for doing that.

[Zovistograt]

My friend and I attempted to play Kirby Air Ride with DDR:MM mats.  It sort of worked but it must've been hilarious to watch us sitting on those mats frantically trying to control a warpstar.

[Java]

My friend and I attempted to play Kirby Air Ride with DDR:MM mats.  It sort of worked but it must've been hilarious to watch us sitting on those mats frantically trying to control a warpstar.

Hmmm...
I wonder how it'd work with the DK Bongos...