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Nintendogs Hog
« on: July 17, 2018, 07:50:40 AM »
I remember this day like it was yesterday, but it was a decade ago.  I was at Wal Mart with my family.  While mom was out shopping I went to the electronics section, where they had a demo of Nintendogs on the Nintendo DS.  I wanted to try it, but there was a line because of one kid who kept playing the demo over and over again for half an hour.  I never got to play it that day.  When I said "is this kid going to be playing for another hour?"  I heard him mumble "yep."

And then when we were leaving I saw the kid at the checkout lines and since swearing wasn't allowed I gave him the hardest death glare I could.  Now that I can swear I can say FUCK THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!  I WAS WAITING FOR NOTHING ALL BECAUSE HE'S A GREEDY LITTLE ASSHOLE! I wish I could track that intercourse er down and cut his tendons so he couldn't run while I beat him down with a tire iron!
Very clever of him, but hacker forgot the key difference.

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2018, 04:52:07 AM »
ok


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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2018, 08:32:47 PM »
Nintenvagina cleaning device

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2018, 11:33:32 AM »
I remember this day like it was yesterday, but it was a decade ago.  I was at Wal Mart with my family.  While mom was out shopping I went to the electronics section, where they had a demo of Nintendogs on the Nintendo DS.  I wanted to try it, but there was a line because of one kid who kept playing the demo over and over again for half an hour.  I never got to play it that day.  When I said "is this kid going to be playing for another hour?"  I heard him mumble "yep."

And then when we were leaving I saw the kid at the checkout lines and since swearing wasn't allowed I gave him the hardest death glare I could.  Now that I can swear I can say FUCK THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!  I WAS WAITING FOR NOTHING ALL BECAUSE HE'S A GREEDY LITTLE ASSHOLE! I wish I could track that intercourse er down and cut his tendons so he couldn't run while I beat him down with a tire iron!
is this the real one i don't remember what i did to remember who was who

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2018, 11:33:57 AM »
is this the real one i don't remember what i did to remember who was who
if you're the real viewtifulboy please post a link to your fighting game retrospective

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2018, 07:49:44 AM »
I remember this day like it was yesterday, but it was a decade ago.  I was at Wal Mart with my family.  While mom was out shopping I went to the electronics section, where they had a demo of Nintendogs on the Nintendo DS.  I wanted to try it, but there was a line because of one kid who kept playing the demo over and over again for half an hour.  I never got to play it that day.  When I said "is this kid going to be playing for another hour?"  I heard him mumble "yep."

And then when we were leaving I saw the kid at the checkout lines and since swearing wasn't allowed I gave him the hardest death glare I could.  Now that I can swear I can say FUCK THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!  I WAS WAITING FOR NOTHING ALL BECAUSE HE'S A GREEDY LITTLE ASSHOLE! I wish I could track that intercourse er down and cut his tendons so he couldn't run while I beat him down with a tire iron!
aren't you like 25 by now or something

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2018, 06:16:37 PM »
That escalated quickly.
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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2018, 07:08:28 PM »
Amazing how he hasn't changed in over a decade.


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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2018, 04:20:37 AM »
Amazing how he hasn't changed in over a decade.

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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2018, 05:07:56 PM »
is this allowed
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Re: Nintendogs Hog
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2018, 05:09:09 PM »
I remember this day like it was yesterday, but it was a decade ago.  I was at Wal Mart with my family.  While mom was out shopping I went to the electronics section, where they had a demo of Nintendogs on the Nintendo DS.  I wanted to try it, but there was a line because of one kid who kept playing the demo over and over again for half an hour.  I never got to play it that day.  When I said "is this kid going to be playing for another hour?"  I heard him mumble "yep."

And then when we were leaving I saw the kid at the checkout lines and since swearing wasn't allowed I gave him the hardest death glare I could.  Now that I can swear I can say FUCK THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!  I WAS WAITING FOR NOTHING ALL BECAUSE HE'S A GREEDY LITTLE ASSHOLE! I wish I could track that intercourse er down and cut his tendons so he couldn't run while I beat him down with a tire iron!
youre a hog
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