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Viewtiful Victory
« on: February 27, 2013, 12:51:53 PM »
Mechanical humanoid squi Viewtifulboy walks to the top of a wide, empty stadium.  Although there is no one there, every member of NsiderFCD can hear him.



"Hear ye hear ye, users of Nsider FCD!  I, Viewtifulboy!  Issue a challenge to everyone here!  I propose a battle!  A spectator sport to show off your wits and technique!"

King Card holds his tentacle out.

"I have composed a team of 5 different opponents, including myself.  To oppose them, the rest of NSFCD must mobilize a 5-man team.  There are two ways we can go about this, of which I will give the NSFCD team a choice.  We can A. Have each fighter fight once in a best 3 out of 5 match, or B. fight with each member after the other until every one falls."

Viewtifulboy points in a random direction.

"However!  There are some rules here we need to establish!

1. Brains over brawn!  Do not make your character an overpowered monster than can punch through Dragon Ball Z characters and Superman.  Show some moderation or I will.  Emphasis should be put on outwitting and using what you have.
2. 9 feet is the height limit for both tools and combatants (no giant mechs).
3. Flying is not allowed.  Gliding's fine.  Keep it grounded.
4. Matches are won when a fighter is down for 10 counts without being pinned down.  That doesn't mean they need to be alive..."
5. Plan your character ahead of time.  Do not make crud up on the fly unless it's a logical use of something they already have.

"But it would be boring without some stakes.  That is why the losers will have to watch an anime of the winner's choice!..... Provided it's streamed somewhere.  Toonzaki's a good choice.:
http://www.toonzaki.com/shows"

"Once we have our contestants, the show can begin!"



Any questions? :)

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 05:47:59 PM »
I kill you and win. Now you have to watch super weed smoker drug porn hour intercourse  anal 5.

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 05:53:52 PM »
squid people again?

of all the things to fap to

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2013, 06:39:54 PM »
Viewtifulboy points his cane at Z.

"It seems we have our first opponent!" :)

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2013, 06:41:42 PM »
what are you like 80 years old

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2013, 07:17:47 PM »
Viewtifulboy points his cane at Z.

"It seems we have our first opponent!" :)
uh he didn't say he was entering

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2013, 07:19:54 PM »
uh he didn't say he was entering
Viewtlfulboy points his cane at the Silver Hawk, his hair quivering like a squid's majestic tentacle. The wrinkled skin of his 81 year old body pulsates with the magic of furry days gone by.

"And here is his first team mate!"

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2013, 07:59:55 PM »
uh he didn't say he was entering
"And we have our second entrant!"

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2013, 08:59:00 PM »
uh he didn't say he was entering
"And we have our second entrant!"

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 10:29:36 PM »
"And we have our second entrant!"
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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 11:39:08 PM »
"And we have our second entrant!"

no seriously
this is why you can't get a girlfriend

Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!
I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2013, 06:08:03 AM »
"Third!"

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2013, 11:19:59 AM »
no seriously
this is why you can't get a girlfriend
It's okay I play house with my Viewtiful Joe action figures. Our third baby is due next week.
I'm the mother. <3
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Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!
I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 01:49:58 PM »
(Viewtifulboy is on the other side of the stadium.  He can't see your albumn.)