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Started by Thirdkoopa, March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

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Thirdkoopa

Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games

I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.

I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Turok

Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
Granted but then every PC out there stops running xbox games.
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Granted, but you realize the graphics engines on computers and game consoles are different too late and Fable looks absolutely horrid. Worse than 8-Bit games.

TIME PARADOX!
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 02:55:44 AM
I wish I'd stop making so many drug jokes.

Granted, but you make religious jokes instead & get stoned to death by a mob of baptists
Quote from: Night the Lucario on March 19, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
I wish 8-Bit Theater would keep going.

Granted, but it goes on until even CDi Zelda is better

I wish I didn't get double teamed

[spoiler]
Quote
QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?

QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE


PC GAMERS




If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]

Night the Lucario

DAMNIT! I got postsnipped...

Granted. Now every time you post, YOU get postsnipped!

I wish that I could sing better. Or write better. Or both.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted but nobody cares and you still wish to do both better but can never succeed at that. Eventually, your talent falls.

I wish I'd stop reading xkcd comics so much lately.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Turok

Granted, but you look at these instead http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/ because they're even more awesome

I wish that I stopped staying up so late

[spoiler]
Quote
QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?

QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE


PC GAMERS




If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]

Night the Lucario

Granted, but you start sleeping for twenty hours and die from malnutrition.

...I wish that didn't remind me of an earlier corruption.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Dr.Hobo2

Granted, but you also forget your identity, social security number, and you have just fallen victim to identity theft. Now you roam the country along the rail road tracks leading the life of a hobo until you get stolen away by some CIA agent who knows about your mysterious past. He takes you to nsfcd and shows you your post which causes you to reread my corruption and you repeat this monotonous cycle until the day you die!

...whew, talk about corruption there!

I wish I had the ability to emanate a sneeze beam from my crotch

Night the Lucario

...Er... what? Alright, granted, except your crotch is replaced by a nose... which is still attached to your face.

I wish I could get that picture out of my head now...
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted but now every pornographic or sick thought in the world is linked to your head.

I wish I didn't feel tired right now.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Zero

Granted but you'll feel tired later.

I wish I would stop eating brownies

dawnwolfNxhoj

Hmmm, granted, except you start eating cookies instead and start to get really sugar high and start to immediately consume all sugar loaded foods within the area

I wish that  we could have at least one dosage of snow each winter in the area I live in

Dr.Hobo2

Granted, but it's during the summer so the snow melts almost immediately.

I wish I had a spare pair of defibrillators.

Night the Lucario

Granted, except you can't reach either pair in the next twelve seconds, so you die of a heart attack.

I wish you paid more attention to the wish corrupted by Dr.Hobo2, particularly where he said EACH WINTER, not each year.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted but you lose attention span of everything else.

I wish Night the Lucario would stop using deaths so much in his corruptions.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

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