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Corrupt a Wish
« on: March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM »
You know how this one works. Basically it goes like this:
User 1: I wish for *Something here*
User 2: Wish granted but *Insert something bad here* Happens

I'll start;

I wish I had working internet that would never fail.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 12:39:33 PM »
Granted, however, your computer explodes, and in the explosion a large piece of your monitor stabs you in the lung, killing you in five minutes. More or less.

I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 12:54:55 PM »
I wish that the Pokewalkers would let your pokemon level up more than once.
Granted, but you can only level up twice. Ever. For any pokemon.

I wish I had money


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 02:39:42 PM »
Granted, you had a penny yesterday but forgot you dropped it in the toilet.

I wish the thread that was like this didn't die.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 03:23:08 PM »
Granted, it gets brought back to life, but it's evil and horribly twisted. Like something out of Pet Cemetery.

I wish that King's books were all as scary as that one.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 05:07:00 PM »
Granted, but the next sequel turns out to be disturbingly bright and happy

I wish that the Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers would have their new episode =(

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 05:11:05 PM »
That would be scary.

Also, since I have no idea who you're talking about. Granted, but then everyone involved dies mysterious deaths, as do all fans and everyone investigating the murders.

I wish that I could catch a god forsaken Gyrados.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 05:57:22 PM »
Granted, but it is literally forsaken by God and he sends his army of angels to kill you.

I wish my Doctorate Degree was real and not drawn in crayon.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 06:15:04 PM »
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 06:18:46 PM »
Granted. You have a PhD, and it's made out to Dr. Gregory House. Then you get arrested for malpractice and impersonating a celebrity.

I wish that I had a Midus Pinky.

You get it, but you go to pick your nose and end up dying because it turns to gold.

I wish I had doggy ears like InuYashsa! =O
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 06:20:52 PM »
Granted. You're labled as a freak and a furry and crucified for making people think and children as odd questions nobody wants to answer.

I wish the Werewolf RP would start... or that someone would tell me the difference between a Werewolf RP and a regular, Sword-and-Sorcery RP that happens to have werewolves in it.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 07:14:08 PM »
You end up even more confused than what you were because of the fine and specific details.

I wish I didn't  have to be so cold-hearted.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 07:16:14 PM »
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 07:17:55 PM »
Granted, you don't HAVE to be, but you still are.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH

Granted, but- Hey look salmon! *Catches the JrDude-turned-fish, cooks, eats*

I wish I wasn't too tired to cook something good.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2010, 07:37:47 PM by Sh0rTi »
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 09:21:23 PM »
I wish you didn't just insult me with that wish :|