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SkyMyl


Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Kilroy

Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 07, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
>Kick them in their dicks.
That might be a bad idea, considering their MASSIVE GIRTH...
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So_So_Man

>knife them with the tooth you considered trading for The Beard

Rayquarian

March 08, 2010, 05:38:01 PM #35 Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 05:41:07 PM by Dontimpersonateadminskthx
>Ask the men politely to step aside so that we may continue on our destination

Mystic


Kilroy

Quote from: Dontimpersonateadminskthx on March 08, 2010, 05:38:01 PM
>Ask the men politely to step aside so that we may continue on our destination
"Please, kind sirs, would you kindly step aside so we may continue on to our destination?"

The guards, baffled by your politeness, step aside, and gawk at you while you walk out the doors.

It's a sunny day outside, the cows are singing, the birds are mooing, the rabbits are gathering up their nuts, the sky is a strange rainbow-y color. What a wonderful day to be dead.




Welcome to Hell.

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1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
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SkyMyl


Dog Food

>Ask Beardy how he possibly could have died when he has such a magnificent beard.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Kilroy

Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 09, 2010, 01:45:47 PM
>Ask Beardy how he possibly could have died when he has such a magnificent beard.
"Beardy! Where the hell are we?"

"Son... I think we're... in Hell."

"Hell!? I don't remember dying!!! And how could have YOU died!?"

"That's why I'm so darned confused, sonny! The Beard protects me from death, for crissake! Maybe we ain't dead?"

>INSERT COMMAND
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

The Riddler


Dr.Hobo2

>Do something about these stupid animals. Teach them how to truly sing, moo, and collect nuts.

SkyMyl


Kayo

I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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