How do you earn money?

[Kilroy]

Holidays and grandparents who give me money sporadically.

Otherwise, I have no job. :u

[えっちーせんぱい]

Besides getting ~$210 a week from work (We're paid weekly oddly enough), I help people with their computers outside of work and get random bits of whatever anyone feels like giving me.

[Light]

Me: Hey dad can I have some money.

Dad: lolsure

Me: Sweet. *is now $20 richer*

[Anarchy_Jas]

Me: Hey dad can I have some money.

Dad: lolsure

Me: Sweet. *is now $20 richer*

Geeze, my dad's been a stingy bastard for the past ten years. Spoiled-ass kids these days. XP lulz jk

[Sgt.Chilly]

Me: Hey dad can I have some money.

Dad: lolsure

Me: Sweet. *is now $20 richer*

I am going to kill you, make a suit out of your skin and wear it to steal money from your dad.

[Gwen Khan]

I am going to kill you, make a suit out of your skin and wear it to steal money from your dad.

can I have the organs to sell for money?

[Kayo]

Me: Hey dad can I have some money.

Dad: lolsure

Me: Sweet. *is now $20 richer*

Me: Hey dad can I have some money.

Dad: lolno, get your own money

Me: plz

Dad: WHEN I WAS  YOUR AGE WE WERE LUCKY TO FIND A PENNY IN THE STREET

Me: jeez