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I banged a tooth brush because I love weed.

Started by JrDude, December 20, 2008, 02:17:18 AM

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JrDude

December 20, 2008, 02:17:18 AM Last Edit: September 25, 2018, 09:59:51 PM by JrDude
ITT, you post what you "did". GO!

[spoiler=How you figure out what you "did"]Body: The month you were born in

1(Jan) - I killed
2 (Feb) -I banged
3(Mar)- I slapped
4 (Apr)- I kissed
5 (May) - i fell in love with
6 (June)-I stabbed
7 (July)-I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) i robbed
9 (Sept) - I need
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with



Pick the day (number) you were born on


01 - a rock star
02 - channing tatum
03 -a condom
04 - Edward Cullen
05 - a bag of weed
06 -my crush
07 -the trojan man
08 - a mexican
09 - a hott guy
10 - a gangster
11 - a dog
12 - a hobo
13 -a tooth brush
14 - a drunk
15 - my girlfriend
16 - my lover
17 - a cat
18 - a sexy girl
19 - a crack head
20 -the one that i love
21 - a teletubby
22 - my ninny
23 - a donkey
24 - a gay guy
25 - barney the dinosaur
26 - the cookie monster
27 - a hobo
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - the kool-aid man
30 - a mop
31 - my ex girlfriend/boyfriend



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing?

White - because he's sexy like that
Pink -because a beaner stole my taco
Black -because i like sex
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because the gummy bears made me
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because i love him
Grey - because i hate you
Other- because I'm retarded
Green-because i love weed
Orange - because I smoke crack
red- because I have amazing boobs
blue - cuz i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a intercourse ing scuba diver
graphic- because i like to snort cocaine
none- because i have a killer six pack[/spoiler]

(Mine's the topic title).
Dude .

Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

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Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Red


Quote from: Byte on December 20, 2008, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 20, 2008, 07:34:01 AM
I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack
Put a intercourse ing shirt on.
I have one on now. When I made that post I had just recently woken up and I was still a little tired.
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SkyMyl

I shot a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs?

...I'm not even commenting on this.

jaydee

December 20, 2008, 08:58:13 AM #7 Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 09:00:41 AM by JNeedForSpeed2014
I kissed a gangster because I love him.

Zovistograt

I ran shirtless with my ninny becau​se im good in bed

...celebration tiem?
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Kilroy

Quote from: Zovistograt on December 20, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
I ran shirtless with my ninny becau​se im good in bed

...celebration tiem?
You know we're going to do it, alright-ah
Tonight-ah

Yeeeeeah, just feeling

Musics got me feelin' a need

etc.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

ThePowerOfOne


Jono2

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Quote from: LinkXLR on January 30, 2008, 09:10:54 PM[br /]
Quote from: famy on January 30, 2008, 08:36:30 PM[br /]is big willy unleashed a will smith game [br /]
[br /]...I'm not even gonna touch this one.[br /]
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Macawmoses


Spam

I bange​d a mexic​an becau​se I smoke​ crack... wtf...

Triforceman22



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