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Title: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 03, 2008, 01:00:25 am
THE NSFCD CAMPING TRIP

VERSION 57.2.88


Hello. This is the location of the pomf story about....all of you. The codename is "Project Win". If you haven't read the FCD Camping Trip located on Vaatix's forum, then you won't have any idea of what to expect in this. Well, I have a list for you.

Expect to see these:
-POMFness.
-Bear sex scenes.
-Cheesestick hand-jobs.
-The word "cock" every 5 sentences.
-Levitating hens.
-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of eggnog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.
-Sexy alligators
-Unexpected expectations
-Thirsty frogs with beards.

People who work(ed) on this:
Super- Everything.

Former compatriots:
Lavamania- Co-writer, storyboarding.
Dawei- Miscellaneous bullpoop.
Kilroy- Some writing.

PM Super or Lavamania if you want to join the POMFity

Characters:
Starring...
Lavamania as Dermanderis
Super as Beffermorth
Dawei as Samuel
Kaso as Queso
Falconry as N00b

Also featuring...
Ron as Ronnayboi
Fish as Goldfish
VaatixGanon as VertexCannon
Zies as Ziezy Whiezy
Darkstar45 as Brightstar54
Wolfman as Wolfster
Byte as Roy "Dumbass" Flurnagan
Orgizirtee as Levitating Hen
WippyM as Wimpy
-S- as Schmuck
Bonepowder as Gunpowder
Level_9_Chao as Level_7_Chili
Omega12 as Omegay
Moriarty as Hand-Drawn
DBY as Mario Fanboy
Xenomorphus as Complete Psycho
Ashura83 as Larry38
Donald McRonald as Brad Howson Ten at Hotmail dot Com
Pepe Le Wolf as Rice Krispies
Orgizirtee as Levitating Hen
Blaziken as Gayziken
Bluaki as Tranny
Silverhawk79 as Silvercock69
Riosan as Rioninny
Spam as Corned Beef
Rayquarian as Rayqueerian
Sync as Pedro "Mexican't Pass Classes" Sanchez
Talim2004 as Rani-eh
PsychoYoshi as AAAAAAAA
WIIGAMER24 as WIIFLAMER
Mystic as Fatty

CHAPTERS:

II: The Damn Forest
I: The Beginnage
III: Xavier the Donut Goes to the Bank
-VII: Julio's Day Off
IV: George Gets Laid Twice in One Night Within the Same Hour in his two bedroom, one bath apartment, he has a few pets, which even helps his chances of getting laid, cute animals, ive seen them before, hes even got in on in a McDonald's restroom, that whore, everyone should be jealous of George because of his cumslinging awesomeness,
George is a proud sponsor of Axe Deodorant Bodyspray, which gives you another reason to purchase that product, also i really love run on sentences, what about you and your friend named Quinn.
V: Onion Man Strikes Back
VI: McFAGGIN GOES TO THE DENTIST AND GETS AN ACTION FIGURE STUCK IN HIS WEEWEE
-XVI: Stanley Visits His State Farm Agent
VII: OJ Simpson Kills Another Woman. Again.
VIII: Gradual Assrape from the Confines of a Small Pocket Watch

CHAPTER VII was released. CHAPTER VIII coming soon.


WARNING: THE NSFCD CAMPING TRIP CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE. IF YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS AND ARE OFFENDED BY THE CONTENT FOUND IN THIS STORY, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 03, 2008, 01:00:39 am
Chapter II: The Damn Forest


Previously, on The NSFCD Camping Trip.


James Earl Jones: *In his deep awesome Darth Vader voice, of course* The NSFCDians fall under the spell of drinkage, and they all get drunk. For some god darn reason, they thought it was okay to make a deal about staying in the wilderness, without motherintercourse ing supplies (due to their comically funny idiocy). MOTHERFUCKING DRUNKEES IN A MOTHERFUCKING BAR. Let's join them now. GAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAH!



*We see the NSFCDians, riding in their new Chevy Silverado*
*They are all having an excellent time riding in their new automobile. Drinking, laughing, falling off the vehicle, and more*
Radio: FROM THE EAST COAST, TO THE WEST COAST.
Dermanderis: THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!
*A Silverado, isn't a Silverado, without the song,"This is Our Country"*
Beffermorth: Stop the car. Right now.
Samuel: WHY?
Beffermorth: Oh my god, oh my god. PULL OVER DAMN IT! I HAVE SHITTIN' PAINS IN MY STOMACH, AND IT HURTS BAD. PULL OVER!
Dermanderis: Look, I can't. The fuzz will like catch you.
Beffermorth: Alright then, gimme a cup.
Gunpowder: Dude that's intercourse ing nasty, don't you dare taking a dump in that cup.
Beffermorth: IF YOU DON'T WANT FUCKING BROWN STAINS ON YOUR SEAT DERMANDERIS, YOU WILL GET ME A CUP!
Dermanderis: Get him what he wants guys.
*Brightstar54 hands Beffermorth a cup*
Beffermorth: AHHH!! OOOooooh, man.
*Beffermorth has the squirts man*
Level_7_Chili: Hey look, there's the Damn Forest!
*The truck stops all of a sudden*
Samuel: You can pull up a little closer..
Dermanderis: Shut the intercourse  up. I didn't stop the truck. Get off your lazy ass and walk to the forest.
*The FCDians figure something out, and sends everyone to scout the area. Everyone but Dermanderis, Beffermorth, Samuel, and N00b*
N00b: I like to suck cocks.
Samuel: How did we get stuck with this guy again?
Beffermorth: He volunteered.
*Beffermorth is having a smoke*
Dermanderis: Hey BM, you bring your wrench?
Beffermorth: No I left them in the bar. No really, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK I'D BRING TOOLS WITH US? Jesus you're stupid as hell.
Dermanderis: Chill, I think you're drinking too much Root Beer.
Beffermorth: Oh so that's what I'm drinking? Oh... umm...
Samuel: Oh dude can I have some?
Beffermorth: Get your own, whore.
Dermanderis: The truck's down for good..
Samuel: Damn, but on the bright side, I brought Playboy magazines.
Dermanderis: Good I'll be needing them tonight. Anyway, N00b, when we enter the forest we need you to remember the way out.
N00b: Okay Dermanderis, I'll remember it while I think about cocks.
*The four meet up with the rest of the FCDians, to enter the Damn Forest*
*Five minutes later, we find them walking along a path in the forest*
N00b: Cocks.
Goldfish: Alright, that's it! Someone tell this motherintercourse ing n00b to shut the hell up! Why the hell is he here anyway?
Ronnayboi: Oh look guys, a cave!
*Ronnayboi points Northwestern-ish*
Schmuck: Damn there is a cave, excellent job Ronnayboi.
*Ronnayboi pulls his Ipod earphones out*
Ronnayboi: Huh? I was just re-stating a song I have on my iPod.
Schmuck: Fuck you.
Beffermorth: Alright Ron, go check out the cave before everyone figures out there is a treasure chest over there.
Ronnayboi: Mk.
*Ronnayboi enters the cave*
*Ten minutes pass since Ronnayboi entered the cave*
Ziezy Whiezy: ...He's been gone for a while, Levitating Hen must go check it out......Pomf...
*Levitating Hen totally levitates into the cave*
SEX SCENE!!!!!!
Ronnayboi: OH HELL YEAH, DON'T STOP! KEEP GOING BACK, SHIT, OH GOD DAMN IT FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH, OMG OMG OMG IM GOING TO CUMMMMMMMM
Levitating Hen: Ew, is Ronnayboi raping a bear?
*Ron cums all over the bear's face*
*The bear, enraged at Ronnyboi's lack of cum shoves it's dick up Rons butt to show him how real men have sex, shattering his rectum and then biting Ron's cock off*
Ronnayboi: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, GET ME OUTTA HERE. OH MAN
Levitating Hen: ... Whoa.
*Levitating Hen levitates and distracts the bear, while Ron runs out penisless*
*Once the FCDians seen Ronnayboi*
All the FCDians: OMG GET AWAY. OMG, OMG, OMG, POMF.
Ronnayboi: I learned my lesson guys, don't rape a bear.
*Levitating Hen levitates out of the cave.
*Anyway, the FCDians continue down the path, and Ronnayboi repeatedly trips over rocks and salamander feces while listening to his iPod*
Ronnayboi: Damn salamanders. For some reason I now have a craving for a cheeseburger and a lemonade.
Samuel: You remember what happened last time you said that to me.
Ronnayboi: Oh yeah, I forgot. I had to stick my hand down my pants for warmth after that, but no more warmth now.
Samuel: You sick bastard, and we will all look at my Playboy magazines, while you lay there and cry thinking about how much fun you could be having, but NOOOO, you just had to rape a bear.
Goldfish: Ronnayboi, I will slap you with my Fishstick if I have to.
*Plays some random Tarzan music*
*The FCDians seen a chest behind Beffermorth's back*
VertexCannon: BM, what's that?
Beffermorth: Nothing of your concern.
*Vertex tackles Beffermorth, and claims the chest for himself*
*Vertex opens the chest*
VertexCannon: I can't believe it... I'M RICH! It's a chest full of pennies, razorblades, and grass flavored jellybeans!
*Beffermorth snatches back the chest with vigor*
Beffermorth: Vertex, stfu. I'll be the one who decides what use this will serve.
*The FCDians finally find a good spot for camp*
Beffermorth: Alright, now we can set up camp.
*No one moves*
Beffermorth: Oh yeah, no supplies. Damn.
*They all just sit down*
*The FCDians watch Gunpowder closely, Gunpowder appears to be thinking*
Gunpowder: Dude, I just figured out how to count to thirty-one for the first time in my life.
Rice Krispies: That's sexy.
Wimpy: Alright, break out the magazines Samuel.
*After the do you know what, they end up telling stories to each other*
Mario Fanboy: THIS ONE TIME, I HAD SEX WITH A DOLLAR, AND I GOT ANOTHER DOLLAR.
Hand-Drawn: I can beat that. THIS ONE TIME, I STUCK MY HEAD OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW AND I SAW SOME SQUIRREL EATING SUM STUFFINS.
Dermanderis: Pomf.
Beffermorth: Shit, we should go spend all the money on some stuff.
Samuel: Hell yes.
Beffermorth: And darn, I'm hungry for some Hot Pockets. Let's go to Wal-Mart and get some Hot Pockets. And maybe some taquitos. :O
Mario Fanboy: ANOTHER TIME, I HAD SEX WITH A TWINKIE. IT TURNED OUT TO BE A HUMMINGBIRD, AND GOT MY DICK...
Beffermorth: Yes, we get it. Samuel, fetch the jetpacks, we're blowing this joint.



James Earl Jones: And that is Chapter II, wait, no one died yet? Oh, hold on ninnyes.


*Samuel pushes Wimpy into the fire*


James Earl Jones: And there you have it, Chapter II.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 03, 2008, 01:00:48 am
Edit space.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 03, 2008, 01:09:40 am
If you see flying penguins, don't be alarmed. Because it's just a little bit of... SHAKE.... AND BAKE!
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 03, 2008, 02:59:35 am
The camping trip originally from FCD is back in black.


The upcoming chapters will feature the various characters from NSF as well as the FCD members.



D:
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Zies on July 03, 2008, 03:04:00 am
Quote from: Some nub
-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of egg nog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.

...How come there's none of this?...
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 03, 2008, 03:07:42 am
Quote from: Zies on July 03, 2008, 03:04:00 am
Quote from: Some nub
-Rapid n00b killing.
-Large amounts of egg nog.
-Rotting ham sandwiches
-Lots o' random Tarzan music.

...How come there's none of this?...
We're working on it. We've already addressed a few of those in chapter one, which is almost finished.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: HTA! on July 03, 2008, 10:54:42 am
Almost as great as Echo's story.  :O
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Macawmoses on July 03, 2008, 10:55:49 am
I found that character list, now I have to find it again, motherintercourse ers.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Flying Chickens on July 03, 2008, 12:05:32 pm
I levitate. Beware. I need my name changed to Flying Chickens on here...
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 04, 2008, 02:22:03 pm
Why do i always get the weird name for anything? :(

At least use my real name >_>
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 04, 2008, 03:04:56 pm
Bravo! Chapter II is a masterpiece. A work of art. Whoever wrote that is a genius.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 05, 2008, 12:51:11 am

Chapter I: The Beginnage


(We know NSF people aren't supposed to be in a Chapter yet, but Tranny is our ninny and he will show up for the chapters he's not supposed to be in)


James Earl Jones: Greetings, my furries. I am here to tell the tale of the tale
of FCD and NSF, and their encounters with themselves. You will see the hardships they
incur during their adventures, the power of friendship, teamwork, and sexual
pleasure created by the sticking of weewees in a bear's ass.


*The NSFCDians arrive at a strip club, teeming with horny motherintercourse ers and hot
poledancers with STDs*
Dermanderis: Fuck.
Beffermorth: What?
Dermanderis: I want a Turkey Sub on White.
Beffermorth: We just passed Subway not even five minutes ago.
Samuel: Guys, we should get on with this chapter.
Dermanderis: k
N00b: Ew, no cocks in here.
Tranny: Yay, no cocks in here.
Beffermorth: Oshi-, look at that hot slut on the pole.
*The NSFCDians all look with lust and growing cocks, including Tranny, with his extra big cock*
Dermanderis: OH FUCK A FLYING TOAD.
*A poledancer with an excellent vagina vaginally descends from her stage with a hefty jar of mayonnaise
Poledancer: Hey hon, you want some mayo?
Omegay: I'm allergic but I wants some.
*Poledancer hands mayo to Omegay with her vagina, and he dies instantly*
Fish: LOL, dumbass. CRANK UP TEH TARZAN MUSIX.
Schmuck: LOL, my name rhymes with intercourse , guys.
Samuel: That it does. BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT OMEGAY CUZ HE WAS
DUMBASS.
Schmuck: Orite. LOL.
*N00B's phone rings*
N00B: Hello, I love cocks.
Caller: Hey, this is the government. There's an assload of money for Samuel
because he's a poor-ass Mexican. We'll only give it to you guys and him if you
go and defeat the The Ferocious Flesh Eating Underground Rhinoceros in the darn
forest. Bye.
N00B: I hate it when people are testi-calling me. I better tell the others while
still thinking about my thoughts about cocks.
*N00B informs the others with information jumbled with his blatant attraction to
trouser snakes*
Dermanderis: You know, I feel like defeating a The Ferocious Flesh Eating
Underground Rhinoceros. Let's go to the darn forest.
Ziezy Whiezy: Why?
Dermanderis: Yeah.
Ziezy Whiezy: Oh, okay.
Samuel: I think we should get drunk first.
*Everyone drinks and gets drunk as hell*
Beffermorth: Why did we trust N00b with the phone?
Dermanderis: I dunno. I think we were drunk as hell.
VIVA VIAGRA, VIVA VIAGRA. VIIIIVAAAAA, VIIIIVVVVVAAAA VVIIIIIIAAAAAAGGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAA!
*Samuel has the sudden urge to take a big ass dump*
Samuel: Oh intercourse .
Dermanderis: What is it now Samuel? Did your mom tell you that she's not making Spaghettio's tonight?
Samuel: Worse.
Dermanderis: How is there anything worse than that?
*Samuel suddenly skips to the bathroom in a very manly way*
N00b: Cocks.
*N00b follows Samuel into the bathroom and begins to suck on Samuel's cock*
*Samuel, enraged at N00b's poor blowjob ability, begins to suck on n00b's cock to show him how real men suck*
*Tranny begins to poledance*
*Everyone's cock shrinks and they leave and head to The Damn Forest*
*Except for Tranny's cock, his grows larger and hairier and he begins to cry*
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 05, 2008, 09:41:51 pm
The latest chapter killed exactly 977 condors.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Kilroy on July 05, 2008, 10:04:07 pm
This looks amazing. It should be very interesting >_>
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 05, 2008, 10:11:26 pm
Quote from: Byte on July 05, 2008, 10:04:07 pm
This looks amazing. It should be very interesting >_>
You bet your ass it is, and will be.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 07, 2008, 02:31:01 pm
Chapter I is a masterpiece! A work of art! Whoever wrote it is a genius.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Ridley on July 07, 2008, 08:29:24 pm
2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 08, 2008, 03:20:43 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 07, 2008, 08:29:24 pm
2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 08, 2008, 03:23:56 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 08, 2008, 03:20:43 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 07, 2008, 08:29:24 pm
2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O

Yeah, but I added a poopload of stuff to it.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 08, 2008, 03:33:09 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 08, 2008, 03:23:56 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 08, 2008, 03:20:43 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 07, 2008, 08:29:24 pm
2nd chapter is better than the first but it is still pomf.

Indeed Chapter II is very Pomf, but we'll top it eventually.
By the way, I'm the one that wrote Chapter II. :O

Yeah, but I added a poopload of stuff to it.

Yeah I know that. I was going to say you put stuff in it and edited some crap but I wanted all the glory. :P
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 10, 2008, 03:49:02 am
We added Byte as a writer. He passed the POMF quiz.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Kilroy on July 10, 2008, 06:51:51 am
POMF

I'll start writing tonight. I'm jumbling ideas around in my brain.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 10, 2008, 10:07:48 pm

CHAPTER III: XAVIER THE DONUT GOES TO THE BANK.


James Earl Jones: *in his pomf deep voice* We start off with our NSFians, shopping for food at Wal-Mart,
in the Damn Forest. They start in the Frozen Food isle.


Gayziken: We need fried chicken.
Rioninny: Yeah.
Gayziken: Hell yes we intercourse ing do.
Rioninny: Yeah.
*Silvercock69 attempts to open one of the refrigerators that contain french fries, but then the handle falls off because God hates him*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(
Roy: lolapelpie
*Silvercock69 attempts to pick up a bag of french fries, and the bag rips*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(
Rioninny: God, Silvercock. Quit breaking every intercourse ing thing. My cum is less messy than you, and it's made of orange juice.
*Fatty starts eating the frozen french fries off the floor*
*Suddenly there's a floating piece of ham*
Roy: That's sexy.
*The floating ham stops floating and lands on WIIFLAMER, killing him to death*
Corned Beef: Damn, I'm all out of owl chocolate bars.
*A moose walks up to Rani-eh, calls her a whore, and walks off*
AAAAAA: We need to get back to shopping guys. Uncle Pete won't be happy if we're not back soon.
Silvercock69: You see this is why everyone hates you. Your name has too many vowels and you're the responsible one.
Pedro Sanchez: My cousin is hot.
*They walk down another aisle and find chocolate pudding*
*Roy "Dumbass" Flurnagan takes a Snack Pack and shoves it up AAAAA's ass, he suddenly dies and his corpse disappears*
Roy: VICTORY DANCE!
*Roy begins to pick her nose*
*The FCDians enter Wal-Mart in search of fatty food filled with carbs. Also, Hot Pockets*
Beffermorth: OH MY GOD IT'S MEN IN BLACK ON SALE FOR 2.99 I'M GETTING IT!
Samuel: Before we leave guys, remind me that I need new Playboy magazines. These ones have too many cum stains.
*Larry38 spots something sexy*
Larry38: Holy intercourse  check it out!
N00b: Cocks?
Larry38: No! Cheese sticks!
*N00b grabs one and gives it a handjob, and the FCDians wonder why they haven't killed N00b yet*
Ziezy Whiezy: Seriously, what the intercourse ? N00b should just gtfo.
*Goldfish grabs a box of Lucky Charms and then raises it up as he's going to hit N00b with it*
Goldfish: You know they're making Japanese Lucky Charms now? You have to hold the box up to light to see if it's American or not. We don't want small charms now do we?
*Ronnayboi, who remains dickless, wishes he could at least have a japanese man sized dick*
Ronnayboi: Can I borrow your fishstick, Goldfish?
Goldfish: NEVER.
Queso: Fuck this guys, there's a strip club not too far away from here. Who's in?
Dermanderis: Don't get me wrong, as much as I love whores, we need some fried chicken. We also need a spatula.
Queso: Why the intercourse  would you need a spatula?
Dermanderis: So I could stick it in ur puss- Erm, I mean because that rhinoceros is allergic to spatulas.
*They walk down to the frozen food aisle, in search of fried chicken, and come across a bunch of queers having sex and eating french fries off the floor*
N00b: Is anyone here gay?
Tranny: Me! Suck me off like you do with your mother!
N00b: I <3 Cocks.
*While N00b goes to town, Samuel discuss to the NSFians about having them join up and help the FCDians take down The Ferocious Flesh Eating Underground Rhinocerous*
Rioninny: What's in it for us?
Samuel: An endless supply of Playboy magazines and french fries.
Roy: That's sexy. Before anyone has time to think about it, WE'RE IN YOU HOE!
Rioninny: Oh okay. Lemme go get my metal corn dogs so we can defeaterize teh Rhino.
MORE FLAGS, MORE FUN, SIX FLAGS!
*As they were leaving Wal-Mart, some random ass jews come up and take their fried chicken*
Dermanderis: Fucking jews took the fried chicken! AFTER THEM!
*Right as they run out the Wal-Mart, it blows up*
Silvercock69: Fuck, I broke it. :(



James Earl Jones: Will they defeat the rhinoceros? Will they catch the jews then eat all the fried chicken? Will N00b find another cock? Stay tuned.

Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 11, 2008, 12:32:25 am
There you have it. Chapter III.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Kilroy on July 11, 2008, 09:19:53 am
I'm proud, I came up with the last 4 lines :)
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Kaz on July 11, 2008, 02:11:32 pm
this is so gosh darn pomf

A+++ story will read again
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 11, 2008, 04:55:47 pm
Quote from: Kaz on July 11, 2008, 02:11:32 pm
this is so gosh darn pomf

A+++ story will read again

<3
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Darkstar45 on July 11, 2008, 08:19:19 pm
lmao silly Silvercock69, he broke walmart :D.
looking forward to chapter 4.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Ridley on July 11, 2008, 08:51:33 pm
What is going to happen to Noob?
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 11, 2008, 09:13:06 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 11, 2008, 08:51:33 pm
What is going to happen to Noob?
Awesome stuff.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Zies on July 11, 2008, 09:14:08 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 11, 2008, 09:13:06 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 11, 2008, 08:51:33 pm
What is going to happen to Noob?
Awesome stuff.

...Buy him a detachable penis...
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 11, 2008, 09:22:35 pm
Quote from: Zies on July 11, 2008, 09:14:08 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 11, 2008, 09:13:06 pm
Quote from: Ridley on July 11, 2008, 08:51:33 pm
What is going to happen to Noob?
Awesome stuff.

...Buy him a detachable penis...

He'll run into more cocks, Zies. Don't worry.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Spam on July 12, 2008, 04:39:07 pm
Did I die or what?  ????
P.S. lol
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 12, 2008, 05:01:00 pm
Quote from: Spam on July 12, 2008, 04:39:07 pm
Did I die or what?  ????
P.S. lol
Nah. Though stay tuned, the Rhino is a ninny.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Wolfman on July 12, 2008, 06:09:21 pm
This story is the best thing since fried chicken.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 13, 2008, 12:59:57 pm
I don't break that much stuff. :(
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 13, 2008, 07:15:20 pm
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 13, 2008, 12:59:57 pm
I don't break that much stuff. :(
Yes you do.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 14, 2008, 12:45:45 pm
I've been gone having a life. D:
But I am back for now and ready to start on Chapter -7 you whores.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 15, 2008, 04:47:32 am
Quote from: Lavamania on July 14, 2008, 12:45:45 pm
I've been gone having a life. D:
But I am back for now and ready to start on Chapter -7 you whores.

Good, because I am sick of you having a life.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Lohn Jocke on July 15, 2008, 06:28:22 am
This is the best story ever. Something tells me I am going to die soon >_>
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 15, 2008, 03:47:02 pm
Quote from: Live2Die989 on July 15, 2008, 06:28:22 am
This is the best story ever. Something tells me I am going to die soon >_>

Who are you?
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Lohn Jocke on July 16, 2008, 01:10:43 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 15, 2008, 03:47:02 pm
Quote from: Live2Die989 on July 15, 2008, 06:28:22 am
This is the best story ever. Something tells me I am going to die soon >_>

Who are you?

RICE KRISPIES.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 16, 2008, 01:58:14 pm
Quote from: Live2Die989 on July 16, 2008, 01:10:43 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 15, 2008, 03:47:02 pm
Quote from: Live2Die989 on July 15, 2008, 06:28:22 am
This is the best story ever. Something tells me I am going to die soon >_>

Who are you?

RICE KRISPIES.

o haaaiiiiiiii
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Kilroy on July 16, 2008, 09:24:36 pm
Dawei is being a ninny currently and won't write anything DX
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 16, 2008, 11:24:21 pm
CHAPTER -7, Julio's Day Off


Someone: Hi
Someone Else: i'm gay
SUPERKOOL: I'm SUPERKOOL.
Someone Else: k
Lava: Wii sucks.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 16, 2008, 11:27:58 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 16, 2008, 11:24:21 pm
CHAPTER -7, Julio's Day Off


Someone: Hi
Someone Else: i'm gay
SUPERKOOL: I'm SUPERKOOL.
Someone Else: k
Lava: Wii sucks.

This chapter is almost pomf.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Ron on July 16, 2008, 11:40:29 pm
Chapter -7 is by far my favorite chapter.

However, I remain dickless. D:
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 16, 2008, 11:49:39 pm
Chapter II is still the most pomf, III in a close second.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 17, 2008, 03:57:45 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 16, 2008, 11:49:39 pm
Chapter II is still the most pomf, III in a close second.
We should get working on chapter 4.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 17, 2008, 04:57:07 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 17, 2008, 03:57:45 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 16, 2008, 11:49:39 pm
Chapter II is still the most pomf, III in a close second.
We should get working on chapter 4.

Well I leave Friday and come back Tuesday. That means we'll have to haul ass to make Chapter IV in time. I'm down with that, though.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 17, 2008, 09:04:03 pm
Chapter IV-George Gets Laid Twice in One Night Within the Same Hour in his two bedroom, one bath apartment, he has a few pets, which even helps his chances of getting laid, cute animals, ive seen them before, hes even got in on in a McDonald's restroom, that whore, everyone should be jealous of George because of his cumslinging awesomeness,
George is a proud sponsor of Axe Deodorant Bodyspray, which gives you another reason to purchase that product, also i really love run on sentences, what about you and your friend named Quinn,



James Earl Jones: Last time, the NSFCDians were chasing some jews to get their fried chicken back. Why the intercourse  did the jews take the chicken? We'll find out.



Beffermorth: I spent $69.83184 on the chicken, catch them darn it!
N00b: Hey maybe if we stop chasing them and I suck on someone's cock they'll give us the chicken back.
Dermanderis: Absurd, they would just throw corn at us.
*They stop, and N00b begins to suck on Tranny's cock*
Tranny: You've gotten better, N00b.
N00b: I <3 your cock.
Tranny: Oooh! Suck harder! Suck my large hairy penis! OH MY GOD I LOVE GUYS ALSO COCKS
*The jews keep running until the NSFCDians can't even see them*
Goldfish: We all hate you N00b.
*Ronnayboi, who sits down and cries... remains dickless and now chickenless*
Rioninny: Ronnayboi lives one terrible life
N00bs: My life needs moar cocks.
*Suddenly, sudden-like, a rhino jumps out from under the ground, naked*
Samuel: oshi-
*The rhino suddenly eats everyone EXCEPT Dermanderis, Beffermorth, Samuel, Roy, Queso, Ronnayboi, Goldfish, N00b, Silvercock69, Rioninny, VertexCannon, Ziezy Whiezy, Levitating Hen, Brightstar54, Wolfster, Wimpy, Schmuck, Gunpowder, Level_7_Chili, Hand-Drawn, Mario Fanboy, Complete Psycho, Larry38, Brad Howsen Ten at Hotmail dot Com, Rice Krispies, Gayziken,
Tranny, Corned Beef, Rayqueerian, Pedro Sanchez, Rani-eh, and Fatty.
WIIFLAMER: Why come we have to defeat this?
Dermanderis: Cuz I never told you.
Samuel: Wait, didn't WIIFLAMER die?
WIIFLAMER: Yeah, but that was in chapter III.
Rayqueerian: I could go for some poisonous chili.
Pedro Sanchez: 69% of people have sex with one of their relatives.
Dermanderis: Hey guys, we forgot about the rhino.
Beffermorth: Oh yeah, we should get back to that.
*The rhino poops on Ronnayboi, and it weighs so much that Ronnayboi can't get up*
Ronnayboi: Guys, I can't move. Go on without me.... uuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
N00b: I can eat it and save you. I also eat cocks.
Ronnayboi: No, I have no dick. Nothing else to live for.
Complete Psycho: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG hi.
SEX SCENE!!!!!!
*The rhino rams Gayziken, and Gayziken orgasms apple juice*
Corned Beef: Oshi-
Big Mac: That was really hot.
Fatty: I want to eat.
Gayziken: OOOH YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
Dermanderis: Move out of the way, Fatty. Imma take him down with my rocket launcher.
*Beffermorth shoots the launcher but the rhino does a barrel roll and dodges it*
Tranny: N00b I'm scared come suck my cock.
N00b: I'll always be here baby. <3
*The rhino eats N00b*
Tranny: Damn.
Everyone else: FUCKING FINALLY YYYEAAAAAHHHHH
Samuel: You know he is going to be back in chapter 5, right?
Levitating Hen: Fuck.
*Levitating Hen totally levitates to a porta-john to take a dump from six and a half feet*
Ziezy Whiezy: ...So how do we get rid of this Rhino Cumslinger?...
Samuel: We use the force.
*The rhino smacks Ziezy with his cock and Ziezy dies immediately*
*The rhino goes back underground*
Beffermorth: Damn it. It used the Force.
Dermanderis: I don't know about you guys, but I can't wait to use the force and some mops to defeaterize the rhino.
Samuel: How long until that?
Dermanderis: No.
Queso: Look! A plastic saxophone!
Samuel: Oshi- it can teleport us to Toronto, Sparta, New Zealand, and Neptune.
Hand-Drawn: I've been there.
Queso: Where should we go?
Dermanderis: What kind of dumbass question is that? SPARTA OF COURSE! Everyone knows that rhinos go to Sparta. They have good tacos, anyway.
Fatty: WHERE
Dermanderis: In Toronto.
Beffermorth: Uh, just asking, where did we get a rocket launcher?
Dermanderis: We found it when we were maiming the sun-dried tomatoes last Wednesday on Saturday. Also, the rocket launcher was so 25 lines ago.
Queso: How do we use the plastic saxophone?
Dermanderis: Stick your penis in it to press the button and say the magic word, of course.
*Queso looks very sad*
Dermanderis: Oooh, sorry man. We'll see you when we get back.
*They all stick their penis in the saxophone, say the magic word, while pressing the button, and they go to Sparta thirteen giga-balls a second.*




James Earl Jones: Except for Queso, that is. Something terrible happened to Queso when the others left for Sparta. Let's find out what.











And there you have it, chapter IV.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 17, 2008, 09:07:37 pm
Chapter IV is amazing.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 17, 2008, 11:31:56 pm
CHAPTER V- ONION MAN STRIKES BACK


James Earl Jones: Our heroes and hoes arrive in Sparta, completely unaware of where the Rhino is, and ready to eat some tacos. Let's watch and see what poop they do.


Fatty: Where's Taco Bell?
Dermanderis: All we can find is Taco Mayo. I'm not eating that poop.
Beffermorth: I hear that Taco Mayo has a peel and win sweepstakes. There's a sticker in your drink.
Samuel: No one ever wins those. I do.
*Ahead in the distance, they see a short person with a cloak pointing at them with a wooden stick*
Tranny: oshi- Hercules.
Rioninny: No you stupid mofo, he's too short.
*They run up a little closer*
Beffermorth: It's a gnome. What the intercourse ?
Dermanderis: I dunno. He looks like a priest. Looks like he is summoning more. OH SHIT DEY HAVE TEH GUNZ!!1!11!!shiftplusone!!11!!!!!
Silvercock69: Before you take down these midgits, I must take a dump. There's a port-o-potty over there.
*Silvercock69 points to nothing*
Samuel: Go ahead, Silvercock.
*Silver skips down to nothing and then reveals his penis*
*Tranny finds that quite sexy, even though Silver's penis is about five inches long*
Tranny: lolsmalldick
Samuel: THEY ARE ADVANCING
Beffermorth: Fuck, what do we do?
Dermanderis: We battle them to their doom holes.
*Silvercock69 zips up his zipper and prepares for action*
Rioninny: Guys, I found a bunch of guns and poop.
Beffermorth: Let's do this.
*Everyone pulls out uzis, and Beffermorth pulls out a shotgun, Dermanderis pulls out a boiling-oil launcher, and Samuel uses his nipples that squirt hot cheese sauce*
*Rayqueerian pulls out a pistol instead*
Samuel: Homo.
Beffermorth: GOGOGOGO
*The gnome priests advance advancedly, and Levitating Hen totally levitates and kills a gnome with his levitating gun levitatingly*
Samuel: THEY HAVE SNIPERS. DERMANDERIS, TAKE 'EM OUT. CHEESE TURNS SOLID IN ALTITUDES OVER 9000
Dermanderis: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Goldfish: Here is some fishstick oil.
Dermanderis: thx
*Dermanderis reloads his boiling-oil launcher, and fries the gnipers down, as Fatty flaps his fat ass cheeks in the air to catch them in his stomach.
Fatty: Mmm, dis could use some ketchup.
Roy: DAMN IT. BEFFERMORTH, BEHIND YOU.
Beffermorth: In Sparta, there isn't a South, dumbass.
Roy: Oh righ-
*The Gnome Priest Chef cooks Roy with his beard*
Samuel: THEY'RE SENDING OUT GNOME PRIESTS WITH 'NADES.
Dermanderis: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?
Samuel: NOW THEY ARE THROWING BIBLES AT US VERY PRIESTISHLY. OSHI-
*Fatty runs to Taco Bell and when he returns gives everyone a taco*
Dermanderis: Only one taco for you? What the hell.
Fatty: There's more shoved in my ass.
*Beffermorth turns into Rambo and blows up every priest with their own grenade*
Big Mac: I got really horny when you turned into Rambo. That was really hot.
*The gnome priest with the cloak approaches the NSFCDians*
McFaggin: Who the intercourse  are you guys?
Dermanderis: I'm Dermanderis, and this is Samuel, Beffermorth, and all my ninnyes. Who the intercourse  are you?
McFaggin: I'm Elite Captain Lieutenant General Sergeant Corporal McFaggin.
Samuel: Nice name.
McFaggin: I thought so too. Anyway, just because all of you guys look like whores, I'm sending my entire Gnome Priest army out.
Dermanderis: Look what you did Schmuck, now we're gonna die.
Schmuck: I was asleep, what happened?
Dermanderis: Fuck you.
*The entire Gnome Priest army marches toward the NSFCDians. Let's just say our heroes and hoes got raped*
*The NSFCDians get thrown into the dungeon*
*Goldfish begins to cry*
Rayqueerian: What the intercourse  is wrong?
Goldfish: I lost.... I lost my fishstick during the war.
*Everyone gasps*
*Suddenly, sudden-like, a giant spider crashes through the ceiling and squishes Rayqueerian*
Pedro Sanchez: I once stole some gum because it cost too much.
Silvercock69: Should we help him?
Dermanderis: Nah.



James Earl Jones: Will they break out? Will they defeat the gnome priest army? Will we ever reveal any answers? Don't change the channel, or we will rape you tomorrow.




THIS CHAPTER WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DILLMAN'S BABY PRODUCTS.

Baby says "I gots ta have my Dillman's"
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Syncopathic on July 18, 2008, 02:47:09 am
Fuckwin.

That's all I need to say.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: bluaki on July 18, 2008, 03:01:19 am
I don't like my character :(
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 18, 2008, 05:15:37 am
Quote from: bluaki on July 18, 2008, 03:01:19 am
I don't like my character :(
Yes you do.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Lohn Jocke on July 18, 2008, 05:18:53 am
I WUZ MENTIONED.
YAAAY!
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 22, 2008, 08:57:18 pm
This topic needs a new post. D:
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 22, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 22, 2008, 08:57:18 pm
This topic needs a new post. D:
You and Samus take lead story writing for now.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 23, 2008, 12:04:42 am
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 22, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 22, 2008, 08:57:18 pm
This topic needs a new post. D:
You and Samus take lead story writing for now.

Why? You going somewhere?
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 23, 2008, 12:26:16 am
Quote from: Lavamania on July 23, 2008, 12:04:42 am
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 22, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 22, 2008, 08:57:18 pm
This topic needs a new post. D:
You and Samus take lead story writing for now.

Why? You going somewhere?
I'm reducing my activity.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 23, 2008, 12:27:08 am
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 23, 2008, 12:26:16 am
Quote from: Lavamania on July 23, 2008, 12:04:42 am
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 22, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
Quote from: Lavamania on July 22, 2008, 08:57:18 pm
This topic needs a new post. D:
You and Samus take lead story writing for now.

Why? You going somewhere?
I'm reducing my activity.

We'll see what we can do. You can't get on late at night like at 1 till 5? :P AM that is.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 25, 2008, 01:59:03 am
Chapter VI is coming soon. Just hold on, ninnyes.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 27, 2008, 11:06:23 pm
Sorry for the hold up, whores. We'll start on the next chapter tonight or tomorrow night.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 29, 2008, 11:43:39 pm
CHAPTER VI- McFAGGIN GOES TO THE DENTIST AND GETS AN ACTION FIGURE STUCK IN HIS WEEWEE


James Earl Jones: We were last with our heroes in a small jail cell. They were very bored, and started to jack off, especially Tranny. Tranny, of course, found it the most enjoyable, as he came a few times.


Samuel: Ok, now that we're done with that. Let's try and break out. Fatty, stop eating the random slice of pie. 'Tis mine.
*Everyone drinks Red Bull, and flies the intercourse ing poop out of the intercourse ing cell.*
Beffermorth: Finally, we're out. Tranny was eying me like he wanted to rape my mouth.
Tranny: I still do.
Dermanderis: Tranny, quit being like N00b.
Tranny: But I love cocks.
*A frog leaps in front of everyone, and Rioninny suddenly gains hepatitis B*
Rioninny: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
VertexCannon: Quickly, EVERYONE KICK HIS NUTS!
Dermanders: No time for that. Apparently McFaggin's penis is a tracking device.
Samuel: lolhaowulduno
Dermanderis: If you look more towards the ground in front of us, there's at least 17 trillion gnome priests.
Pedro Sanchez: I just had three orgasms. Twice.
Silvercock69: How in the intercourse ing hell do we kill these little intercourse ing pieces of intercourse ing poop?
Beffermorth: Break them, Silvercock.
Silvercock69: I already did.
Beffermorth: Your memory must be broken. I bet you don't even know that you used to date a box of sour lentils.
*McFaggin appears in the form of an iron tater tot*
McFaggin: You have escaped my jail, but you will not escape my intercourse ing army of awesomity. Bow before the wrath of my posse of shiznits. ATTACK AGAIN, MCSHIZNITS.
VertexCannon: WHY ARE YOU STILL SHORT?
McFaggin: SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK YOU PUSSY LICKIN ANUS.
*Dermanderis finds boxes filled with corn*
Dermanderis: There's only one hope for our survival. We must grab corn from those boxes and throw them at the priests until they cum cranberry sauce or fake plastic squirrel vaginas!
*Just to totally intercourse  our heroes over, the gnome priests cum brown gravy instead.*
Beffermorth: Silvercock, you have to break them.
*Silvercock69 pulls something out his ass*
Silvercock69: Not when we have a weapon like the Pudding Beam. I can defeaterize all 17 trillion plus 932.
*Silvercock fires unbelievable amounts of pudding at McFaggin's McLegion of McShiznits*
Tranny: Hmm, I see chocolate, vanilla, grass, owl poop, and Duracell battery flavored pudding. I love cocks.
McFaggin: You've defeated my McLegion, but you'll never DEFEATERIZE me!
Dermanderis: Why did you use all caps for defeaterize?
McFaggin: Shut the intercourse  up you intercourse ing xylophone-playing dumbass.
N00b: CAPS MAKE ME THINK ABOUT COCKS.
Dermanderis: McFaggin, stop being a fag. You lost. You are the least pomf midget ever in the whole entire half of a quarter of a pint of the world. Also, intercourse , N00b's back.
Larry38: God intercourse ing darn it. N00b's back to wack.
N00b: I want to suck your big fat white cock so badly Larry. I want to vacuum your testicles and make testicle juice.
*McFaggin runs into his castle made out of strawberry jelly*
Beffermorth: Since everyone else is too lazy... N00b, you and Tranny go after him.
*The two cock loving poop holes run after McFaggin.*
*The pursuit lasts several intercourse ing minutes*
N00b: We've been chasing this fast mother intercourse er for like 69 hours. I need to suck on a good cock.
*McFaggin finally trips and our dickweeds pounce on him.*
Tranny: Oh my god I'm so turned on. Let's suck his cock N00b.
*N00b rips off McFaggin's pants and begins the blowjob of a lifetime.*
McFaggin: Jesus how'd you get so good at this?
N00b: I've had a lot of experience. I started sucking Queso's cock until eventually it was so terrible I got someone else. Cocks.
*McFaggin cums cranberry sauce and then explodes.*
Tranny: The cranberry sauce tastes like cranberry sauce.
N00b: McFaggin where's the restroom?
McFaggin: Down the hall. Last door on the right.
*The two cock loving mutha intercourse as are walking out of the castle, but just then they spot an Auntie Anne's*
Tranny: N00b you got any money?
N00b: Yeah I have $3.99 and a penis.
Tranny: GARLIC PRETZELS ONLY $2.84 I'M GETTING IT!
*They walk out of the castle, and Tranny has the breath that's smelly enough to kill a herd of wildebeests that play Uno on Thursdays*
Beffermorth: Jesus god, I want a intercourse ing pretzel.
Rani-eh: Me too, eh!!!
Dermanderis: Oh shut the intercourse  up. You're a secondary character. You're lucky if you get one line every three chapters. You should be grateful to get a three-word line.
Samuel: Everyone, put you're intercourse ing penis in the intercourse ing saxophone and intercourse ing intercourse  the intercourse ing button, FUCK!
*They all teleport back to The Damn Forest*
*Queso is sitting right in front of everyone when they get back*
Dermanderis: Hey small dick, you have fun while we were gone?
Queso: I only died 5.1 times while you guys were in Sparta!
Rayqueerian: lolsmallpenis
Beffermorth: Shit, a muffin playing tennis.
Dermanderis: Is it blueberry?
Beffermorth: Dunno. Fuck, Fatty just ate himself again.




James Earl Jones: Will our dumbasses ask Queso about his 5.1 deaths? Will they realize that they forgot about the rhino they were supposed to look for in Sparta? Will they ever see a pretzel again? Will their penises grow to be 3 inches longer? Will we make another question? Will you ever find the answers to any question we ask?

And there you have it, Chapter VI.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 29, 2008, 11:54:11 pm
Chapter VI is so POMF it will make your armpits sweat.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on July 31, 2008, 02:18:26 am
Quote from: Llama_on_steroids on July 29, 2008, 11:54:11 pm
Chapter VI is so POMF it will make your armpits sweat.
Chapter VI can turn raccoons into gringos.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on August 02, 2008, 11:44:08 pm
AHHH SOMEONE POST
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on August 04, 2008, 09:25:33 pm
We are taking a break from writing. D:
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Rayquarian on August 10, 2008, 07:40:56 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on August 04, 2008, 09:25:33 pm
We are taking a break from writing. D:
I guess I shouldn't expect Chapter 16, then, huh?
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 11, 2008, 12:26:35 am
Yay, I did something useful.
Best chapter yet. <3
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on August 11, 2008, 02:01:08 pm
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 11, 2008, 12:26:35 am
Yay, I did something useful.
Best chapter yet. <3

Don't worry, you'll break the next chapter.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on August 11, 2008, 10:18:14 pm
Quote from: Rayquarian on August 10, 2008, 07:40:56 pm
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on August 04, 2008, 09:25:33 pm
We are taking a break from writing. D:
I guess I shouldn't expect Chapter 16, then, huh?
I don't see why you should.

Though expect chapter -16 at some point.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on August 19, 2008, 09:31:59 am
I plan on working on Chapter -16 this weekend. With Super, of course.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on August 19, 2008, 09:36:00 pm
Quote from: Llama_on_steroids on August 19, 2008, 09:31:59 am
I plan on working on Chapter -16 this weekend. With Super, of course.
I won't be on. Going to go party.

I'll pitch in some ideas before the weekend.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 26, 2008, 03:40:30 pm
SK, quit slacking.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on March 15, 2009, 03:06:44 pm
It's been a long time.


-16 is coming to a theater near you.


Soon.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Syncopathic on March 15, 2009, 03:11:27 pm
Quote from: Super on March 15, 2009, 03:06:44 pm
It's been a long time.


-16 is coming to a theater near you.


Soon.

..I don't quite believe it
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on March 15, 2009, 03:15:55 pm
Quote from: Sync on March 15, 2009, 03:11:27 pm
Quote from: Super on March 15, 2009, 03:06:44 pm
It's been a long time.


-16 is coming to a theater near you.


Soon.

..I don't quite believe it

Believe it.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Rayquarian on March 17, 2009, 05:16:36 pm
Quote from: Super on March 15, 2009, 03:06:44 pm
It's been a long time.


-16 is coming to a theater near you.


Soon.
6 months and 19 days, to be precise.
You better not leave your word empty.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on June 09, 2009, 07:39:58 pm
Listen you dumb ninnyes and you might learn something.
A brand new intercourse ing camping trip thing is cuming very soon. So.... yeah.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on June 11, 2009, 11:19:38 pm
THE CAMPING TRIP IS BACK, AFTER A YEAR OF WAITING



CHAPTER -16: Stanley Visits His State Farm Agent


Fresh from a hockey match, Milintercourse  granted his grandmother a basket of orange peelers with significant power. His grandmother was ecstatic. She said "one day, you will become the most successful vagina cleaning devicebag salesman in the world!". A day later, she died of advanced ass cancer of the mouth. And remember kids, Santa Clause is coming to town.


Stanley: Uh, what does that have to do with my insurance?
Milintercourse : C'mon, don't you think ass cancer of the mouth isn't worth buying insurance for?
Stanley: Um, sure.

I was a very depressed kid while I was a kid. You see, my father used to get my brother and take pictures while we kissed. Eventually that stopped, and one day my manwhore of a father did the unthinkable. My father said to me-

Stanley: What the intercourse  are you talking about? I just want my god darn insurance!
Milintercourse : Ma'am would you please hold on a second? I don't see you getting raped by your own father! He did have an excellent cock though.
Stanley: Look, man, I think I'm going to just go next door and get another State Farm Agent! One that doesn't act like my cousin N00b!
Milintercourse : Well fine, then. You won't get to hear my quotes and some of my money tips.
Stanley: Eh, fine.
Milintercourse : All right.
James Earl Jones: Damn I want some mutha intercourse in grape juice!


I moved out of my house and onto the street. I got a holy poop penisload of fleshlight boxes and built a mansion near the strip club I go to.
Apparently, wearing a small, pink bikini and being a man that lives in a house of fleshlight boxes makes you a very sexy target of pimps, sluts, and George Bush's daughters.

My grampa always told me that tight packages always carry a bunch more sperm.

So I got all this money and formed my own applesauce corporation. It was pretty sexy. Every Wednesday, my money counselor would recommend a whole intercourse load of fresh apples from my favorite patch of trees, but it was my horny lawyer that always had the good ideas. He said "what if we sprayed my cum over all the apples and then took a poop". I took well to the idea and gave him the offical position of "apple pleasurer". Boy, I'll tell you, there's nothing more sexy than a man bent on raping fruit.


Stanley: Okay this is outrageous! I'm calling Poison Control to send you behind bars, you dirty skank!
Milintercourse : Bitch please.
Stanley: Listen here ninny, I challenge you to a dance-off! If I am victoriously victorious, I'll call Poison Control and then you're screwed.
Milintercourse : What if I win?
Stanley: I'll suck your dick dry.
Milintercourse : All right, let's do this, ninny! Experience the ultimate dance: The George Foreman Grill Breakdance Pole Whacker Ten-Thousand and Ninety-Four!


*Milintercourse  walks up a wall and does a triple backflip while fingering his poop hole like a Roman Emperor's battering ram would*
Man, I feel like a woman! Bomm Bomm de bomm bomm bam!


Stanley: Oh intercourse . All I know how to do is shove a fork in my labia.
Milintercourse : Let's see your dance, vagina-y.
Stanley: All right, here is my Custom Orange Panda Rapist of the West Brigade Wiggle!

*Stanley grabs an entire tube of toothpaste and squirts it into a blender while pretending to be a mechanic repairing a toilet filled with salmon gonads*

Milintercourse : I think we know who won. Your dance reminded me of what I saw at the zoo the other day when the turkeys were dancing for the loving fans.
Stanley: I've already started warming up my tongue.
*Suddenly a large hog enters the office, and coughs up our favorite meat-sucker, N00b!

N00b: I thought I heard someone say I'm warming up my tongue!
Stanley: Oh well that sucks N00b it's the end of the chapter.
N00b: Nice bluff but I want to give a hardcore blowjob. Because I just love cocks. <3
Stanley: Nice workin with ya Milintercourse . I'm just gonna slip out to the other agent.

INSTANT REPLAY!

N00b: I thought I heard someone say I'm warming up my tongue!
Stanley: Oh well that sucks N00b it's the end of the chapter.
N00b: Nice bluff but I want to give a hardcore blowjob. Because I just love cocks. <3
Stanley: Nice workin with ya Milintercourse . I'm just gonna slip out to the other agent.

*Well N00b goes after it like he's never seen it before. This is too graphic for the kids, so I think we should wrap it up.*





N00b: OH MY GOD I FOUND AN ENTIRE BAG OF PIZZA ROLLS SITTING ON A TUB OF BACON JUICE. IT REMINDS ME OF COCKS.



James Earl Jones: On our next mutha intercourse in chapta, we'll re-join wuteva the intercourse  you want to call the group of faggots.



NEXT TIME:
CHAPTER VII- OJ Simpson Kills Another Woman! Again!
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 11, 2009, 11:35:15 pm
I've forgotten who most of the characters are. :(
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on June 11, 2009, 11:39:24 pm
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 11, 2009, 11:35:15 pm
I've forgotten who most of the characters are. :(
Look at the first post, man.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Llama on Steroids on June 19, 2009, 01:18:21 am
Just to get you fart smellers all pumped up for Chapter VII- OJ Simpson Kills Another Woman! Again! And no this chapter will not include anything about OJ, his trials, or his smokin hot wife. Anyway, here's some random mother intercourse in lines that WILL be used in this upcoming chapter.

N00b: Aw come on tranny we go together like apple sauce and pizza.
Tranny: We do both love some large hairy rods, don't we?
Dermanderis: Obviously. :\
AAAAAAA: Wait, THIS IS NOT THE DILDO I ORDERED.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on January 07, 2011, 06:20:39 am
CHAPTER VII- OJ Simpson Kills Another Woman. Again.



James Earl Jones: Hey niggas, it's been a while. I've gained four hundred and twenty four pounds in between the time it took for this chapter to be posted. I can barely keep my eyes open. It's getting really hot in here right now. Shit. I'm intercourse ing shivering. Oh boy, I'll tell you. Talking really makes me work up a sweat. Now listen niggas, the last time we watched this here campin' trip, our ninny-ass ho's got into a heap o' trouble with McFaggin, but they pulled through somehow, even with N00b suckling everyone dry. You hear that? That's the sound of puddin' and poop.

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Queso: Yeah, so, I saw that one rhino pass by.
Dermanderis: Uh, when? Are you intercourse ing holding out on poop? Don't make me bring the whip out.
Beffermorth: Whoa man, chill out. He's not even black.
Dermanderis: You're right. But he's a black sympathizer. I want to stomp his nuts in his mouth.
Queso: I wouldn't go around saying things like that while N00b is around.
Dermanderis: Good point. Alright, let's stop dicking around. We need to assrape that rhino so hard in the mouth, he has to get dentures for his esophagus. Twice.
*N00b, looking around wildly, appears in the form of a Sicilian goliath spider*
N00b: I heard cocks.
*Dermanderis had to think quickly. Fortunately for him, he had a spare dildo tucked in his trenchcoat. He had gotten it a day before the incident at the strip club*

--FLASHBACK, a bar---
Beffermorth: Oy Derm, I've got a intercourse ing key to a cereal box. You can have it. But I want the cereal.
Dermanderis: A'ight then. But if this doesn't work, I'm calling your parents. All three of them.
*Tranny was jumping on the stools, flailing his engorged penis like a windsock during a hurricane*
N00b: Aw come on tranny we go together like apple sauce and pizza.
AAAAAAA: Wait, THIS IS NOT THE DILDO I ORDERED.
*AAAAAAA withdrew an eight-incher covered in green glitter as well as a packet of lube made from the saliva of six-year old boys*
AAAAAAA: I wanted the saliva of the 75 year old men! I had to save my cum for a year to get this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dermanderis: Oy, I'll take that off your hands. I get lonely sometimes and Queso doesn't always hit the spot just right. In fact, it's an anatomical impossibility. Should have thought that one through. But I guess that's what I get for mail-ordering Asian on a budget of twelve Peruvian dollars.
AAAAAAA: Fine. Just take it. Just use it wisely. Six-year old boy saliva is quite tricksy. It can turn Jews into gravy. White gravy. Not the regular brown gravy. And this isn't an innuendo. I'm intercourse ing serious.
Dermanderis: Alright pal. I'll take one for the team.
Levitating Hen: Hey, can you levitate that over here? I've got a boner the size of my fist.
Ronnayboi: Levitating Hen, I had no idea you had a fist.
--FLASHBACK end--

Dermanderis: Hey N00b. Looky what I got here. It's got your name written all over it.
*Coincidentally, it did. Quite handy. Haha. I said handy. Get it? Handjob. Fuck you.*
N00b: Holy dicksmith. I've been suckling on the catalog page waiting for it to come. Now it's come. Now it's time for me to.
Dermanderis: Alllllllllright, here ya go!
*Dermanderis flung the dildo five miles away, luring N00b away to a safe distance*
Queso: Thank god for that. Whatever happened to AAAAAAA's dildo, anyway?
Fatty: It's shoved in my ass next to those tacos.
Samuel: Queso, where did you see the rhino go?
Queso: Oh, um, it went into that small tunnel over there next to that powerplant filled with bees and leftover spinach.
Samuel: Well, we gotta follow that skank.
Omegay: Five dicks is how many fit in my tunnel. But not my canal.
Beffermorth: You heard Omegay. We've got to get in there. But who should go?
Dermanderis: Obviously. :\
Beffermorth: Uh, what? You weren't supposed to say that yet.
Dermanderis: Fuck. What's my line? Hold up. Fatty, give me the script.
Fatty: It's hiding under my upper left boob. Just take it.

--------INTERMISSION----------





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Dermanderis: Alright, here it is. I'm supposed to say "Guess intercourse ing who, sherlock?"
Beffermorth: Yeah. Anyway. Who's going in? The main characters?
Dermanderis: Obviously. :\
Rayqueerian: It's my turn to play horsey.
Samuel: Alright. It's all intercourse ing settled. Fuck.
Rice Krispies: What are we minor recurring characters supposed to do while you're gone?
Queso: You could play chess. With knives.
Rice Krispies: How? We don't have any white chess pieces.
Wimpy: Whoa girl, this stew needs a bit more brewin' before I can lift the ladle, if you get my drift.
Beffermorth: Garfluginhurgle. Find some you mildly-enthralling assrammer. This is not the intercourse ing Matrix.
Schmuck: Don't say that. It could be. Just look at my ass.
Queso: Alright faggots, follow me. We could fall into a precipice, so watch where you're perambulating.
*Everyone started looking for white chess pieces*
Dermanderis: What did he say?
Beffermorth: I dunno. Either way, we've got bigger dicks.






And there you have it, Chapter VII.

Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Syncopathic on January 07, 2011, 07:18:15 am
God.
This whole intercourse ing thread brings nostalgia to me.
Hard to believe that the first chapter (At least for NSF) was posted almost 3 years ago.

Keep it up Super.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 07, 2011, 04:35:43 pm
This actually got updated?
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Light on January 09, 2011, 03:34:00 pm
yes
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on January 16, 2011, 06:48:38 am
Chapter VIII is coming soon, featuring a surprise guest.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 16, 2011, 07:59:19 pm
Quote from: Superccini Koolfredo on January 16, 2011, 06:48:38 am
Chapter VIII is coming soon, featuring a surprise guest.
Ooh goodie.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on June 26, 2013, 12:03:23 am
You thought this was dead again, but it is. But now it's less dead. Faggots.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Neck on June 28, 2013, 05:48:08 pm
Super we need to reunite our powers for a new chapter.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 29, 2013, 08:04:03 am
Get this poop going again.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Neck on June 29, 2013, 01:37:15 pm
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 29, 2013, 08:04:03 am
Get this poop going again.

I would but super is slacking.
Title: Re: The NSFCD Camping Trip
Post by: Super on June 29, 2013, 10:25:13 pm
I have a small part of a chapter already written. Aw yeah.