Open the large suitcase.
this one was first, so I'm going with it.You pull the large suitcase from under the bed, unzipper the sides, and flip it open. A bright blue light shines out from the inside, and a booming voice emanates across the room.
"YOU! WHY HAVE YOU OPENED THE SUITCASE OF MIGHT? DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS HERE?"
You shake your head in confusion.
"TWIT! MORON! IDIOT! LUNATIC! ALL THE LOT OF INSULTS! MUST I EXPLAIN?"
You nod your head in fearfusion. The booming voice sighs.
"FINE. IT'S LIKE THIS, MY FRIEND.
I AM THE SUITCASE OF MIGHT. MY TWO BROTHERS, MIND AND MIDDLE, WERE NEXT TO ME UNDER THE OVERPLACE.
BY PICKING ME, YOU HAVE DETERMINED YOUR OWN FATE!"
Suddenly, scary thunder!
"WAHAHAHAHAHA!"
MORE scary thunder!
"YES, MY FRIEND, YES! BY OPENING ME, YOU ARE NOW STRONGER!"
Your muscles tense.
"BUT! YOU ARE ALSO
STUPIDER!"
You feel light headed.
"YES INDEED, MY FRIEND! NOW YOU MUST LUG ME AROUND!
FOREVER!"
You are absolutely baffled by the entire ordeal. How on earth is this suitcase talking? How did it determine your fate, your traits?
"I SAID YOU MUST LUG ME AROUND FOREVER!"
Suitcase of Might acquired! Added to your stash.Now what?