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Started by Thirdkoopa, March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

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Thirdkoopa

Granted but she insults you after she edits and apologizes. To top that, she insults you in every other post you make there on.

I wish I had more friends in dubai ;-; (oh this one will be fun to corrupt)
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

Granted, except someone decides to go around and kill everyone who know and everyone who knows you... and everyone in Dubai knows you. Guess what city's now a moking crater?

I wish I wished a wish for a wish.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted, but you wish for your wish to not exist, thus being impossible to make that wish.

I wish I could stay awake forever.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

Granted. You never ever sleep, telling yourself that you can sleep when you're dead. Guess what? You die in thirty days.

I wish to play chess against everyone of you. And then have a game of monopoly.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted but you lose to everyone and by monopoly everyone quits.

I wish for this thread to have less depressing corruptions.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

But that's no fun!

...Granted, except everyone treats this like a game, as opposed to a new way to exercise their vindictive sides, and the violence to puppies all over the world increases exponentially.

I wish that this wish was corrupted to the worst you can possibly imagine it.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

dawnwolfNxhoj

Granted, but the wish is so corrupted that it drives whomever reads it to insanity

I wish that my skin would heal up and never go dry again.

Night the Lucario

But I'm already insane!

Granted. Except, because your skin never dries out, you get killed, skinned, and used as a canvas.

I wish that that was more lethal, really.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Dr.Hobo2

Granted, the canvas becomes sentient and becomes more lethal. It remembers that it used to be DuskScorpioNxhoj and that you corrupted his wish and so you die a terrible death of being choked by a canvas...and the canvas smells of fish too.

I wish more people would watch Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Turok

Granted, but then everyone talks about it & it becomes a Super Meme & then you hate it, but can't get away from it. So you become a hermit.

I wish that George Lucas had made Star Wars episode 7 instead of episode I

[spoiler]
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QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]

Night the Lucario

Granted, but it's worse than the Prequel trilogy... COMBINED!!!

I wish Troll Two didn't have such a following.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Turok

Granted, but it never did

I wish that Avatar was seen as the mediocre movie that it is, & that 3D TV & movies would just go away

[spoiler]
Quote
QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]

Night the Lucario

...I can't corrupt that! I AGREE WITH IT TOO MUCH, DAMN IT, AND CORRUPTING IT IS COMPROMISING MY OWN MORALS!!!!

I wish I knew where Buena's Password show was on the PkmnRadio.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Thirdkoopa

Granted but then your copy stops working forever.

I wish I would stop staying up late so much.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Turok

Granted, nut instead, you literally sleep all the time. And you die of malnourishment.

I wish that requirements for PC ports of Xbox games made sense.
(Fable, 128mb graphics card required? Didn't the Xbox only have a 32mb? WTF?)

[spoiler]
Quote
QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]