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Make a Wish at a Price

Started by Thirteenthorder, December 08, 2009, 07:31:17 PM

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Thirteenthorder

All right,

You post a wish, the poster after you grants your wish at a price:

Example:

Poster 1: I wish for food

Poster 2: Granted, but you lose all of your water
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Let's start:

I wish for $1000
When you're not lookin'...

jatoskep

Granted, but you suddenly need a $500,000 kidney transplant.

I want world domination.

Thirteenthorder

Granted, but the world explodes the day you rise to power.
When you're not lookin'...

jatoskep


Thirteenthorder

When you're not lookin'...

L10

Granted, but you live in an underground city.

I wish for no more homework.
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Thirteenthorder

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Quote from: L10 on December 08, 2009, 07:43:26 PM
Granted, but you live in an underground city.

I wish for no more homework.
Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.

I wish for eternal life.
When you're not lookin'...

Dog Food

Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 08, 2009, 07:49:01 PM
Granted, but you get 4 times as much classwork.

I wish for eternal life.
Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.

I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: Dog Food on December 08, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
Granted, but you remain in excruciating agony forevermore.

I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done already.
Granted, but no one wants your gifts.

I wish for NS2 to crash.
When you're not lookin'...

Kayo

Quote from: Thirteenthorder on December 08, 2009, 08:14:58 PM
Granted, but no one wants your gifts.

I wish for NS2 to crash.
Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.

I wish for longer weekends.
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

jatoskep

Quote from: KZkxO on December 08, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
Granted, but your computer explodes anyway.

I wish for longer weekends.
Granted, but there's only one weekend each year.

I wish for a giant intercourse ing cheesecake.

darkmario

 Granted, but you get terrible food poisoning from eating it.

I wish I had spider-man's super powers.

SkyMyl

Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.

I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.

Dog Food

Quote from: SkyMyl on December 08, 2009, 09:36:42 PM
Granted, but it's black suit Spider-Man. From the movie.

I wish for cryokinesis.
There's an actual term for that, you know.
He didn't even mention Corrupt a wish, which is the same thing as this. But older.

Oh yeah, Corrupt a Wish, I knew there was a better name for this game, I just couldn't remember what.

Granted, but because of Global Warming there is no more ice left in the world to control.

I wish my dog favored females over males (a little selfish, but I was the one who wanted her in the first place ;-;).
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Gwen Khan

done, but she now attacks any female

I wish for a turkey sandwich