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SimCity
« on: March 05, 2013, 09:28:49 PM »
Or: How I Learned to Stop Playing and Started to Hate the First-Day Patch

I was so hyped for this game and it's completely broken. I can't play the tutorial, and the menus in the actual game don't show up.

Why does this happen with ever major release now? Why can't they do the most basic amount of Q&A testing?


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Re: SimCity
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2013, 09:37:58 PM »
Haven't played it, but from what I've seen poop is kind of either awesome or intercourse ed for it.
I really don't like the whole "ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ONLINE" deal

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2013, 09:46:23 PM »
Yeah, the five minutes that I got to play was pretty fun.


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Re: SimCity
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2013, 10:18:33 PM »
i'm glad ea made it so easy not to buy this game

because i intercourse ing love sim city and can't afford to buy a new game at full price right now

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2013, 10:28:32 PM »
i'm glad ea made it so easy not to buy this game

because i intercourse ing love sim city and can't afford to buy a new game at full price right now

thanks ea

lol basically

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2013, 11:58:23 PM »
i'm glad ea made it so easy not to buy this game

because i intercourse ing love sim city and can't afford to buy a new game at full price right now

thanks ea

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 01:45:19 AM »
let's talk about how small the cities are in this poop

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 02:19:47 AM »
critics are still giving positive reviews

lol way to show who's getting paid off EA

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 12:24:39 PM »
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/simcity

biggest gap between professional and user scores ever?
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Re: SimCity
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 01:09:08 PM »
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/simcity

biggest gap between professional and user scores ever?

apparently its pretty fun when it works

and the product should work out of the box.

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 01:27:33 PM »
there is no excuse for this its a intercourse ing single player game
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Re: SimCity
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 01:58:39 PM »
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/simcity

biggest gap between professional and user scores ever?

i think part of the reason is that press copies received good scores was because they were playing pre-embargo and when they were writing this poop up and playing through it features hadn't been removed and severs worked but like Diablo III as soon as it actually launched poop intercourse ed up hard

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2013, 02:03:50 PM »

i think part of the reason is that press copies received good scores was because they were playing pre-embargo and when they were writing this poop up and playing through it features hadn't been removed and severs worked but like Diablo III as soon as it actually launched poop intercourse ed up hard

Polygon's initial review was a 9.5. Then they updated it with an 8. Now it is a 4.5.

Sounds about right.

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 02:22:46 PM »
ONLINE DRM IS FINISHED

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Re: SimCity
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2013, 02:44:30 PM »
it still sold millions of copies and cant be pirated

they won
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