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Offline Flying Chickens

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2013, 05:17:31 PM »
Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out searching for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly's
How she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake **** were tasteless
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chest
And the things they suggest to me

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
"Critical hit!"
Viewtifulboy falls down dead and also dies.

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2013, 07:44:23 PM »
(talking is only a free action for so long).

"Best 3 out of 5 it is.  I hope you've come prepared, because my team is strong enough to be considered superhuman!"

Viewtifulboy uses one of the suctions on his tentacles to make a popping sound, signaling 5 different figures to step into the light and to his side.  One, a large, towering brown entity, drags a coffin behind him.




"This should be fun."




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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2013, 10:26:51 PM »
"Critical hit!"
Viewtifulboy falls down dead and also dies.

oh good the game is done

Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!
I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

Offline Flying Chickens

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2013, 01:21:03 AM »
(talking is only a free action for so long).

"Best 3 out of 5 it is.  I hope you've come prepared, because my team is strong enough to be considered superhuman!"

Viewtifulboy uses one of the suctions on his tentacles to make a popping sound, signaling 5 different figures to step into the light and to his side.  One, a large, towering brown entity, drags a coffin behind him.




"This should be fun."




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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2013, 06:32:56 AM »
Viewtifulboy stares at Custom like he's crazy.

 :| "We haven't even started.  Choose your first combatant, and we can."

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2013, 07:52:39 AM »
"I see Coaster is eager to win.  I can't say he will, of course." 8)

Viewtifulboy points at the towering 7-foot-tall beast of a man.

"Mukai.  You go first."





"Let's see what you can do."

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2013, 08:51:40 AM »
*Mukai lights up a joint.*

"DISQUALIFIED!"
DINAH I EAT DINAH EVERY NIGHT LAST NIGHT I HAD PIZZA HAHAHAHAH

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2013, 09:12:30 AM »
(You are not allowed to control the actions of anyone but yourself.)

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2013, 11:16:16 AM »

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

And I'll miss your laugh your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
I'm so sick of fights, I hate them
Lets start this again for real

So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

Always..

Always..


I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

And I'll miss your laugh your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
I'm so sick of fights, I hate them
Lets start this again for real

So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

Always..

Always..



I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

And I'll miss your laugh your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
I'm so sick of fights, I hate them
Lets start this again for real

So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

Always..

Always..


I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying
And your hands they shake with goodbyes
And I'll take you back if you'd have me
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

And I'll miss your laugh your smile
I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
I'm so sick of fights, I hate them
Lets start this again for real

So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready
So here I am I'm trying
So here I am are you ready

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

I've been here before a few times
And I'm quite aware we're dying

Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always
(Come on let me hold you) Touch you, feel you
Always
Kiss you, taste you all night
Always

Always..

Always..

Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!
I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

Viewtifulboy

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2013, 11:18:36 AM »
Viewtifulboy points his cane at Custom.

"If you interfere with a fight in progress, you will automatically forfeit."

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2013, 11:21:51 AM »
Slaughtering with extreme disgust
Unrecognizable all victims will be
Mutilation no enough, I'm splattering brains
You've seen nothing yet, I will butcher the weak

If you step in my path you'll get a ballpeen hammer upside your head
I'll smash in all your teeth and pound your skull until you're dead
If you're unlucky enough to be female you'll be forced to intercourse  my
knife
I'll keep you alive and butcher your vagina 'til you beg me to end
your life
I'll keep you alive and butcher your vagina 'til you beg me to end
your life

Forceful smashing, rage filled slashing, vicious stabbing of your guts
Chunks are flying, ninnyes dying, cum is building in my nuts
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Inhuman butchering, atrocious slaughtering, my skin is warmed by
the rivers of blood
I'll continue to decimate your mangled flesh long after your last
intercourse ing breath

Butcher the weak

Fuckers that dare face me
With insane force I'll plant my axe into your intercourse ing chest, your
ribs explode
Blood fills your lungs, overflows and gags your throat
The I'll slash your neck, your blood spray warms my face
I take pure joy in your suffering
The cracking of veins, the wheeze of your last breath

I'll hack you limb from limb
Grab each body part and stick my cock in
The blood on my dick gets me high
You've been butchered, I spit on you

Good job! I, Viewtifulboy, declare you the CHAMPION!
I'm the official winner of the Viewtiful Victory roleplay championship!

Viewtifulboy

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2013, 09:06:35 PM »
"Go stand in your corner, hippie."

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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2013, 12:02:30 AM »
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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2013, 12:03:06 AM »
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Re: Viewtiful Victory
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2013, 12:03:51 AM »
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