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Offline Doodle

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Guys, I have a problem...
« on: January 01, 2012, 01:23:32 AM »
You see, there's this girl I like and... well, I'm not sure if she likes me back! What should I do, fellas? D:
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Offline Macawmoses

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2012, 01:29:02 AM »
Say you're asking for a friend if she likes you.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2012, 01:41:58 AM »
Ask her out. It seems stupid and inconceivable til you do it.
How do I know?
#soccerbabes

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2012, 02:00:55 AM »
Ask her out. It seems stupid and inconceivable til you do it.
How do I know?
#soccerbabes
I'm past soccer babes. On to #soccermoms

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2012, 10:41:20 AM »
>liking girls

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2012, 01:58:00 PM »
I'm past soccer babes. On to #soccermoms
I have a system. I have sex with a soccer babe, then I have sex with her soccer mom, and then I come over that night and have a threesome with both of them.
And then I make waffles. Because waffles are intercourse ing hot.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2012, 05:52:34 PM »
>Hover Poultry
>Having sex

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2012, 06:44:26 PM »
Go up to her, put your arm around her all fancy-like, and say "Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face."

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2012, 07:22:52 PM »
Tell her she looks like walking sex. Girls love compliments.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2012, 09:36:35 PM »
Rape her.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 09:45:25 PM »
Rape her.

Rape is the best compliment you can give a woman.
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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 12:03:12 AM »
>Hover Poultry
>Having sex
This chicken makes the ninnyes lay eggs.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 12:05:30 AM »
This chicken makes the ninnyes lay eggs.
Then you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2017, 07:02:22 PM »
You see, there's this girl I like and... well, I'm not sure if she likes me back! What should I do, fellas? D:
get a mediocre job at Burger King .def brows

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Re: Guys, I have a problem...
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2017, 08:44:06 AM »
too many kids

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