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Offline JrDude

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 11:20:58 AM »
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.


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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 12:29:56 PM »
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.
Yeah but would it kill them to clean out the cave every now and then?
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2011, 02:00:20 AM »
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...

Fish tacos?
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2011, 05:22:58 PM »
Me and my girlfriend have been exploring each other a lot lately...
Fish tacos?
Oh god >_<
meh

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2011, 04:21:47 PM »
i got a bonner

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM »
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM »
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2011, 07:23:01 PM »
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Meh.

I'd at least hope it's clean.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2011, 11:22:08 PM »
Haha, vaginas.

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2011, 02:34:27 AM »
Haha, vaginas.

have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2011, 12:06:39 PM »
have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin

Don't be a homophobe, bro.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2011, 05:57:08 PM »
Don't be a homophobe, bro.
I'm a homophone.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2011, 07:16:42 PM »
Don't be a homophobe, bro.

that's not homophobia, that's just a statement


you're kind of intercourse ing stupid

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2011, 07:26:57 PM »
When in doubt, become asexual?
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM »
that's not homophobia, that's just a statement


you're kind of intercourse ing stupid



Did you see the intercourse  I just gave for your statement? No? Then I must have not given one.

When in doubt, become asexual?

I guess so.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 07:58:49 PM by Tahrann »
Puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!