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Started by $on!c, December 02, 2007, 01:26:51 AM

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$on!c

Who likes Microsoft, along with their operative systems, softwares and hardware? I do not.

I agree a 100% with General Motors:

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release Stating:

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.


3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.


4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.


5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.


6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.


7. In case of accident, the airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying, after clicking yes, another message would appear saying "Are you completely sure...?".


8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.


9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.


10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "

Bill never replied.
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Mystic


$on!c

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Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 02, 2007, 01:35:40 AM
Windows is great.

kthxbai

don't you hate when it get viruses and such? You can have the best antivirus, but it's Windows, you'd still get lots of viruses, trojans, adwares.... :p

It gets really slow and crappy... <.<
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#include <iostream>
using namespace::std;

void main()
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phatyo

First of all this is stupid bill did not mean to run a car like windows -.- He meant if they ran there business the same way Microsoft would that cars would only be 25.00 and would coast us barelly nothing per gallon.

Quote from: $on!c on December 02, 2007, 01:38:21 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 02, 2007, 01:35:40 AM
Windows is great.

kthxbai

don't you hate when it get viruses and such? You can have the best antivirus, but it's Windows, you'd still get lots of viruses, trojans, adwares.... :p

It gets really slow and crappy... <.<
Most people will only get viruses from being on bad websites.
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Mystic

Quote from: $on!c on December 02, 2007, 01:38:21 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 02, 2007, 01:35:40 AM
Windows is great.

kthxbai

don't you hate when it get viruses and such? You can have the best antivirus, but it's Windows, you'd still get lots of viruses, trojans, adwares.... :p

It gets really slow and crappy... <.<
Too bad I don't get viruses :p

Only stupid people get viruses.