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Generally Speaking => Serious Discussion => Topic started by: Doodle on March 04, 2011, 07:10:16 AM

Title: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on March 04, 2011, 07:10:16 AM
Just kidding. This is NSFCD. We have visual novels and hentai games instead.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kaz on March 04, 2011, 07:38:37 AM
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.

Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Potestas on March 11, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
That's why we have this:

http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154

Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: SkyMyl on March 11, 2011, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: Potestas on March 11, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
That's why we have this:

http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154
And this (http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=85).
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on March 12, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
I have a hole in my dick.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 12, 2011, 02:36:05 PM
Quote from: Super on March 12, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
I have a hole in my dick.
I have my dick in a hole?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: bluaki on March 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
I've never had anything remotely close to such a relationship. I wouldn't be too surprised if I never do </3
Quote from: Kaz on March 04, 2011, 07:38:37 AM
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.

Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
Not all visual novels are eroge. Many aren't even dating sims. I've only done two VNs and neither was interactive, erotic, or romance-related.
I have doubts that a Miku-based ero and/or dating sim VN would even exist.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kaz on March 13, 2011, 11:09:41 AM
Quote from: bluaki on March 12, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Not all visual novels are eroge. Many aren't even dating sims. I've only done two VNs and neither was interactive, erotic, or romance-related.
I have doubts that a Miku-based ero and/or dating sim VN would even exist.

why must you take everything with the utmost seriousness
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on March 16, 2011, 12:37:46 PM
Quote from: Super on March 12, 2011, 04:26:48 AM
I have a hole in my dick.
I recommend seeing a doctor.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kaz on March 17, 2011, 08:38:13 AM
Quote from: Potestas on March 11, 2011, 11:44:45 AM
That's why we have this:

http://ichimonai.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=154

I joined this forum but it's kinda frustrating how my posts need to be moderator approved.

oh it's just the first post nevermind
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Syncopathic on March 24, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Kaz on March 04, 2011, 07:38:37 AM
I'm a massive weeaboo and not even I bother with visual novels.

Maybe I should though, because it feels like it's been so long since I got laid that I might as well give up forever and further develop my love for 2D women. They'll...they'll never betray me. You won't, right Miku? Right?
I got her to cheat on you.
With me.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on April 03, 2011, 06:11:18 AM
Surprise, surprise...gotten really close before, BAM, interruption.  And boy was both me and my partner PISSED.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Mystic on April 03, 2011, 03:45:00 PM
I have sex.
I did yesterday.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Macawmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
Quote from: Mystic on April 03, 2011, 03:45:00 PM
I have sex.
I did yesterday.
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on April 04, 2011, 07:40:14 AM
Quote from: Mackerelmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
If I recall from his FB page...yes.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Mystic on April 04, 2011, 10:30:22 PM
Quote from: Mackerelmoses on April 03, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
Ily
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Macawmoses on April 05, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
ilu2
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on April 06, 2011, 09:19:51 AM
sex
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on April 06, 2011, 12:43:51 PM
Watch your mouth.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Custom on April 06, 2011, 10:15:22 PM
miku i love you
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Syncopathic on April 07, 2011, 10:35:17 PM
remember kids: no rubber no love
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on April 13, 2011, 12:21:18 PM
No pain no gain. And no stain.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: phatyo on April 19, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on April 25, 2011, 03:44:13 AM
Quote from: phatyo on April 19, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Hard to believe.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Friendly Hostile on April 25, 2011, 04:17:32 AM
Yeah, poopty sex should just be all the more reason to find someone better next time.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: phatyo on May 16, 2011, 10:23:22 PM
I went from great sex to the most horrible sex I ever had. It was horrible, I am afraid of repeating the experience. That is all lol, but I did have it since last time I posted that.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on May 23, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on May 24, 2011, 01:39:42 PM
All I can say is that me and my girlfriend have...explored each other a little.

We have agreed to wait a little while for sex...even if it drives us nuts.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
Quote from: Doodle on May 23, 2011, 03:30:32 PM
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on May 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM
Quote from: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: JrDude on May 25, 2011, 11:20:58 AM
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on May 25, 2011, 12:29:56 PM
Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 25, 2011, 11:20:58 AM
Most people on this forum would be happy anything else is touching it other than their underwear or their own hand, regardless of the smell.
Yeah but would it kill them to clean out the cave every now and then?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Tahrann on May 31, 2011, 02:00:20 AM
Quote from: Alisaihin on May 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...

Fish tacos?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on June 04, 2011, 05:22:58 PM
Me and my girlfriend have been exploring each other a lot lately...
Quote from: Tahrann on May 31, 2011, 02:00:20 AM
Fish tacos?
Oh god >_<
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on June 06, 2011, 04:21:47 PM
i got a bonner
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Syncopathic on June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Quote from: phatyo on May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
Quote from: Kefka on June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on June 29, 2011, 07:23:01 PM
Quote from: Doodle on June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Meh.

I'd at least hope it's clean.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Friendly Hostile on July 08, 2011, 11:22:08 PM
Haha, vaginas.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 02:34:27 AM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on July 08, 2011, 11:22:08 PM
Haha, vaginas.

have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 02:34:27 AM
have fun sticking your eleventh finger into the human garbage bin

Don't be a homophobe, bro.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 05:57:08 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
Don't be a homophobe, bro.
I'm a homophone.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 12:06:39 PM
Don't be a homophobe, bro.

that's not homophobia, that's just a statement


you're kind of intercourse ing stupid
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
When in doubt, become asexual?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Bearissoslow on July 09, 2011, 07:16:42 PM
that's not homophobia, that's just a statement


you're kind of intercourse ing stupid



Did you see the intercourse  I just gave for your statement? No? Then I must have not given one.

Quote from: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
When in doubt, become asexual?

I guess so.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 08:55:05 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on July 09, 2011, 07:57:41 PM


Did you see the intercourse  I just gave for your statement? No? Then I must have not given one.

I guess so.
How much intercourse are you giving? And to whom?
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Friendly Hostile on July 09, 2011, 11:51:27 PM
Quote from: Kayo on July 09, 2011, 07:26:57 PM
When in doubt, become asexual?
How dull.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on July 10, 2011, 05:11:29 AM
asexuality is humanly impossible

high
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: The Seventh on July 10, 2011, 07:48:04 AM
To whoever thinks it's nasty to eat a girl out, I don't know what the hell you guys got yourself into with the girl you tried to eat out (I can see it now-STD's? hahaha)

Quote from: Kefka on June 10, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Dude.. Try almost eating it out.. And having your finger smell like it for an entire intercourse ing day.
That poop just straight up sucks. ;_;
Quote from: Doodle on June 29, 2011, 12:17:53 AM
You're a brave man.
I'd never stick my face near one of those.
Ah...I never realized how much I'd do for my girl until I saw this...hahaha
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on July 11, 2011, 03:14:40 AM
your alter ego is not a girl
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Ravioli on July 11, 2011, 12:56:40 PM
Quote from: Bearissoslow on July 11, 2011, 03:14:40 AM
your alter ego is not a girl
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on July 11, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
"I'M GOIN' IN"

"GOD I HOPE I MAKE IT OUT OKAY"
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on July 23, 2011, 03:05:32 AM
If I was gay, this would be my motto:

"If I wanted a roast beef sandwich, I'd intercourse ing go to Arby's."
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Kayo on July 23, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
Quote from: Super on July 23, 2011, 03:05:32 AM
If I was gay, this would be my motto:

"If I wanted a roast beef sandwich, I'd intercourse ing go to Arby's."
We had an Arby's in my city for all of a few months. Now it's a Popeye's.

And I've still never been there when it was either restaurant.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: CoasterKid93 on November 10, 2011, 06:53:11 AM
Quote from: Kayghost on July 23, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
We had an Arby's in my city for all of a few months. Now it's a Popeye's.

And I've still never been there when it was either restaurant.

wow, way to kill the conversation
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 08:10:27 AM
so i met a guy who'd be willing to rim me and told me I'd be a good lover

it's clearly meant to be
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Zero on November 10, 2011, 09:10:35 AM
do it faggot
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
he's the cutest living person I've met in a while

he makes me blush a lot and gives me butterflies and I'm just me

how did I get so lucky
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Custom on November 12, 2011, 01:26:27 PM
Quote from: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 05:17:09 PM
he's the cutest living person I've met in a while

he makes me blush a lot and gives me butterflies and I'm just me

how did I get so lucky

b o t d f
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: CoasterKid93 on November 12, 2011, 01:41:28 PM
S MY D
POP IT OUT LIKE LIPSTICK
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: buttlord420 on July 26, 2016, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Doodle on March 04, 2011, 07:10:16 AM
Just kidding. This is NSFCD. We have visual novels and hentai games instead.
and now youre a dad
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Custom on July 29, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: buttlord420 on July 26, 2016, 08:01:38 AM
and now youre a dad
you are too
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: buttlord420 on July 30, 2016, 02:18:08 PM
Quote from: Custom on July 29, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
you are too
id be a great dad
free weed for all babys
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Custom on July 30, 2016, 03:47:27 PM
Quote from: buttlord420 on July 30, 2016, 02:18:08 PM
id be a great dad
free weed for all babys
weed injections not vaccines trump 4 prez stop autism
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 28, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Custom on November 08, 2016, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 28, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.
probabbly would grow up to run an internet forum
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Doodle on November 23, 2016, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Custom on July 29, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
you are too
at least he'd have someone to smoke with
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Super on November 25, 2016, 12:34:47 AM
Quote from: Custom on November 08, 2016, 02:25:18 PM
probabbly would grow up to run an internet forum
Like father like son. It is about time for NSFCD 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Zero on March 16, 2017, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 28, 2016, 03:52:14 PM
I wonder if I'd be a good father. But kids scare me. Hmmmmm.

Kids really shouldn't scare you my man. They're just kids.
Title: Re: Sexual Relations
Post by: Max Headroom on March 28, 2017, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: Bearissoslow on November 10, 2011, 08:10:27 AM
so i met a guy who'd be willing to rim me and told me I'd be a good lover

it's clearly meant to be
oh bubby