You see, there's this girl I like and... well, I'm not sure if she likes me back! What should I do, fellas? D:
Say you're asking for a friend if she likes you.
Ask her out. It seems stupid and inconceivable til you do it.
How do I know?
#soccerbabes
Quote from: Ho Ho Hover Poultry on January 01, 2012, 01:41:58 AM
Ask her out. It seems stupid and inconceivable til you do it.
How do I know?
#soccerbabes
I'm past soccer babes. On to #soccermoms
>liking girls
Quote from: Macawmoses on January 01, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
I'm past soccer babes. On to #soccermoms
I have a system. I have sex with a soccer babe, then I have sex with her soccer mom, and then I come over that night and have a threesome with both of them.
And then I make waffles. Because waffles are intercourse ing hot.
>Hover Poultry
>Having sex
Go up to her, put your arm around her all fancy-like, and say "Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face."
INSTANT POON.
Tell her she looks like walking sex. Girls love compliments.
Rape her.
Quote from: Ravioli on January 02, 2012, 09:36:35 PM
Rape her.
Rape is the best compliment you can give a woman.
Quote from: Super on January 02, 2012, 05:52:34 PM
>Hover Poultry
>Having sex
This chicken makes the ninnyes lay eggs.
Quote from: Ho Ho Hover Poultry on January 04, 2012, 12:03:12 AM
This chicken makes the ninnyes lay eggs.
Then you're doing it wrong.
Quote from: Doodle on January 01, 2012, 01:23:32 AM
You see, there's this girl I like and... well, I'm not sure if she likes me back! What should I do, fellas? D:
get a mediocre job at Burger King .def brows
too many kids
Quote from: buttlord420 on June 25, 2017, 07:02:22 PM
get a mediocre job at Burger King .def brows
wow it worked
thanks man
Quote from: Custom on June 27, 2017, 08:44:06 AM
too many kids
If only 2012 Doodle knew what was in store for him.
Quote from: Syncopathic on July 18, 2017, 04:07:26 AM
If only 2012 Doodle knew what was in store for him.
poor guy