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THE AMAZING RACE: NINTENDO STYLE! *Preliminary Chapter A Up!*

Started by Sillyri, November 07, 2007, 12:54:22 PM

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THE AMAZING RACE: NINTENDO STYLE!
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In dedication to THE_LINKER and W34V3R. The guys who started it all.

Sillyri: Hello, and welcome to THE AMAZING RACE: NINTENDO STYLE!

Our Only Fan: WHOO-HOO! YEA! ALL-RIGHT! DA W00TSES!!! YES! WOO-HOO!

Sillyri: SHADDUP ALREADY! *grabs massive frying pan and whacks our only fan out of (location censored)*

Sillyri: You won't be able to find out where we are until Chapter One. Moving on...

Our Only Fan: But isn't this Chapter One?!

Sillyri: GAH! WHEREDIDJOOCOMFROM?!

Our Only Fan: Next time you whack me, try not to aim near a cannon. Bob-ombs are very friendly these days, and take requests. So, I ask again, isn't this chappie one?

Sillyri: No, this is preliminary chapter, where we introduce our contestants.

Our Only Fan: It sounds boring...

Sillyri: IT IS GOOD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, DO YOU HEAR ME MISTER?!?!

Our Only Fan: Okay, okay, you don't need to get all up in my face about it.

*At this point, Sillyri whacks our only fan with a massive frying pan, to the left.*

Sillyri: So, let's get started! *teleports to...*

LOCATION: JUNGLE JAPES

Sillyri: All-right everyone. We're in Jungle Japes, and here are our first contestants!

DIDDY AND DIXIE
COUSINS/ POSSIBLE HILLBILLIES
MOST KNOWN FOR APPEARING IN DONKEY KONG COUNTRY AND DIDDY KONG RACING

Sillyri: Hey, you two! How about a group hug?

Dixie: You are really trying to cover up that you just called us hillbillies, aren't you?

Sillyri: Oh yeah, yeah... MOVING ON! So, how do you know each other?

Diddy: Duh! We're cousins!

Sillyri: Oh, yeah, right... Well, I guess it's time for the question EVERYONE wants to hear. Are you two dating?

Diddy and Dixie: ...yes...

Sillyri: AW, THAT'S SO SWEET!!! ...and mildly sickening. But, we've no time to waste! What are your specialties?

Diddy: Well, I'm really good at hanging by my tail... which MUST be good for SOMETHING...

Dixie: Please! I can fly in the air with my ponytail!

Diddy: Yea, right.

Dixie: Wanna bet?

Diddy: Yeah! 50 bucks you won't eat a whole jar of mayonnaise!

Dixie: What the-? That doesn't even remotely have ANYTHING to do with what we're talking about!

Diddy: It's still 50 bucks if you lose.

Dixie: Wha-? OH FINE! *grabs giant jar of mayo and begins chugging.*

Sillyri and Diddy: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Mark Burnett: SILLYRI!

Sillyri: OH FINE! Well, thanks Diddy and Dixie! That's the DK Team, so remember to cast in and vote.

Mark Burnett: Explain, explain!

Sillyri: Oh yeah. You readers get to vote, too. You vote for your favorite team to come in first, and the team you'd love to see in last. I combine the votes, the spots I originally had for them, and whatever place they're in at the half-time mark to make their scores! The team with the lowest score gets last, BUT DON'T TELL THEM THAT! It's a secret. And a non-elimination round, I won't follow the votes at all, but continue to vote, cuz' you never know where I'll put one. Moving on, next we'll meet two partners who have annoyed the Heroes of Time and Wind for ages. Let's meet them now! *teleports*

LOCATION: Outset Island

Sillyri: Hey, where are they?

*censored*: Down here!

*Sillyri looks down to reveal...*

NAVI AND EZLO
NEWFOUND FRIENDS
MOST KNOWN FOR APPEARING IN OCARINA OF TIME AND MINISH CAP

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Sillyri: What?

Navi: Aren't you going to ask us a question?

Ezlo: YEA! We are waiting!

Sillyri: Umm, okay...

Ezlo: I AIN'T GETTIN ANY YOUNGER!

Sillyri: YOU STUPID HAT! I OUGHTA...

Navi: Hey! Listen!

Sillyri: WHAT?!

Navi: Again, aren't you going to ask us a QUESTION???

Sillyri: Okay, fine. WHY ARE SO ANNOYING?!?!

Ezlo: It's our nature. Look, I'm a hat. With a beak. I might as well put it to good use, I mean HELLO!

Navi: And I'm a white dot with wings!

Sillyri: How's that annoying?

Navi: Oh, that's not annoying. I just like to say "Hey! Listen!" at random times, even when I don't really need to.

Sillyri: No wonder Link was annoyed. Okay, so how did you meet?

Navi: Well, a guy who looked strangely like Link dropped his hat in Kokiri Village. That's how he came along, how we got here on Outset is an entirely different story.

Sillyri: I see. Well, good luck, you two.

*teleports*

LOCATION: Xiwei

Sillyri: My god, they were annoying.

*censored*: KY-AAH! *bow staff hits Sillyri*

Sillyri: Oogh... my head... *looks up to see...*

KILIK AND XIANGHUA
FIGHTERS/ TRAVELERS/ GOOD FRIENDS
MOST KNOWN FOR BEING IN THE SOUL CALIBUR SERIES

Sillyri: OH EHM GEE IT'S MY FAV CHARACTERS FROM SOUL CALIBUR OHMIGOODNESS I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE ON THE SHOW!

Kilik: Don't make me hit you again.

Sillyri: Yessir. So, let's begin. You are...

Xianghua: Well, I'm Xianghua, he's Kilik, and we fight, travel, and we're best friends! *hugs Kilik*

Kilik: Yeesh...

Sillyri: So, why'd you come on the show?

Kilik: We need funds for traveling. Plus, we'd like to broaden our horizons a bit.

Sillyri: I see. ARE YOU DATING?!

Kilik and Xianghua: NO!

Sillyri: Okay... good luck!

Xianghua: Thanks!

Sillyri: So, we have three teams down, eight to go. Who are your favs so far? Find out next time on The Amazing Race: Nintendo Style!