Super Smash Bros. Battle Royale

[Magnum]

...but I wanted to partner with you.

MYL!!! BE ON MY TEAM! WITH OUR COMBINED STRENGTH, WE CAN END THIS END THIS DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT AND BRING ORDER TO THIS FORUM!!! MY BOMBS, YOUR (Less than Rob's) EPICNESS!!!

[The Riddler]

I challenge everyone except Rob.

Pussy.

KJ, Story mode on Easy, again please <3

[Dog Food]

So, to join the Team-Up tournament, do two people both have to agree to being a team, or is it like challenging someone, where you request someone be your partner and they respond accordingly?
He tried so hard not to unintentionally turn this into a double entendre...

You guys have to both agree. Find someone to team-up with, then tell me so I can add you to the list.

Pussy.

KJ, Story mode on Easy, again please <3

...Time to hack away at that long list of Story Mode applicants.

[Shujinco2]

I would like to Challange Light.

Also, Seperatly, I would like to challange Sky.

Also, Simea (Whoever you are), I wish to be on your team

YAY EXPERIENCE!!!!!

[THEBIRD]

Someone team up with me. Spud, Light, SSM. One of you guys. 

Also, I challenge Magnum, Spud, and Ninten.

[Magnum]

I accept the 2 that challenged me, and challenge everyone else.

[Dog Food]

JrDude, here is the progress of your Story Mode battles:
You step onto the hot, desolate land of Planet Zebes... Samus awaits you. It looks like this will be your first match. But, can you outwit the famous bounty hunter?
[spoiler=Round One]You emerge victorious! A very close battle, but you pushed through that SD round and made it. Good job. You gain +2 coins and +2 exp.[/spoiler]

That last battle was tough... And now you find yourself at Hyrule Castle, with Link awaiting you. You had enough trouble with that last match... Can you really manage a second time around?
[spoiler=Round Two]You emerge... as the loser. It was basically you and Link beating the poop out of each other until you both reached past 300% damage. With five seconds left, Link was able to send you flying. And legit, right as it pronounced you as dead, the time limit ran out. It was an insanely close match, but sorry you did not make it. The road ends here for you, JrDude.[/spoiler]
THE END.
Your high score: 2000 points

[THEBIRD]

Oh I want to try story mode on easy too. 

[Dog Food]

So_So's Story Mode...

It's time to face Samus! You're confident. You show it off with your arrogant smile. There is no way you are going to lose. The heat doesn't even bother you. No way, because your moves are hotter than this weak lava. Yeah, you've got this in the bag.
[spoiler=Round One]You lose. No, just kidding, you won. It was close, though. A sudden death match, with neither of you guys winning any points.
You gain +3 coins for winning.[/spoiler]

Link? Hyrule Castle? A measly tornado? You laugh in the face of "danger". You just battled in intercourse ing lava. A mini-twister is supposed to bother you? Yeah, right. Let's do this, elf-boy.
[spoiler=Round Two]You won, no problem. You were expecting it anyway, right? You killed him once and then raped him for the second half of the game.
You gain +2 exp for winning.[/spoiler]

What now, eighteen Luigis? You can take them with one punch. Falcon punch, that is. A battle in Mushroom Kingdom should be refreshing. You are thinking of this match as more of a vacation than anything else. No sweat. Let's have some fun.
[spoiler=Round Three]You lose. ...What... What is this? You were the first to die? How could this be? It seems like you got too cocky. Or too lazy - seeing as you attempted to just let them all fight each other while you were enjoying your vacation. Oh well, grab a beer and settle down and enjoy the rest of your time in the Mushroom Kingdom I guess.[/spoiler]
THE END.
Your high score: 2000

[Spud]

Someone team up with me. Spud, Light, SSM. One of you guys. 

Also, I challenge Magnum, Spud, and Ninten.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Also, I challenge, So_So, Hobo, Light, and Shu.

[SkyMyl]

I would like to Challange Light.

Also, Seperatly, I would like to challange Sky.

Also, Simea (Whoever you are), I wish to be on your team

So, you wish to challenge me while simultaneously being my partner?
That's one way of saying you're MYL...

[The Riddler]

You're all afraid.
THAT'S RIGHT. PUSSIES. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Open challenge.
SOMEONE FACE ME.

First to have the stones to face me can be my doubles partner.

[SkyMyl]

You're all afraid.
THAT'S RIGHT. PUSSIES. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Open challenge.
SOMEONE FACE ME.

First to have the stones to face me can be my doubles partner.

I challenge you, but I have no interest in being your partner.

[The Riddler]

I challenge you, but I have no interest in being your partner.

Aww, jerk.

LET'S DO THIS.

[JrDude]

I also challenge Rob with no desire to be his partner.

I also challenge the next person that posts (besides Rob since I already challenged him)

Also, WHY DID PROTOMAN NOT ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?!
vagina-y.

I also wish to have another shot at Story mode on Easy please... I can't believe I lost on the second person ;_;