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Brb Going To Jail, any advise?

Started by Juni, November 27, 2007, 04:11:42 PM

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Juni

well i'm going to jail soon so i need some advice.


how to i not become some one's ninny


how do i hold onto the soap

how do i become friends with bubba

how do i make a shank

how do i make new friends

how do i get parole

im srs help

sleepin_dude_99

#1
how to i not become some one's ninny            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo

bluaki

This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>

Juni

Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?

Why are you on that site traitor.

farf

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sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?

Why are you on that site traitor.
nub

were freinds nao


StateAardvark

Start screaming "JEWS!" in a German accent. That should solve all of your problems. ;D


The Seventh

Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
meh

sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.

Rius

Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.

Juni


EFG


The Seventh

Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 27, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.
Eh, get into fights in jail, you might have to serve full sentence.

Also, at school, no one fights, to be exact.  They do, and they know they're in deep s***.
meh