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Started by Thirdkoopa, March 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM

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JrDude

Granted, but you die.

I wish the corruption of this wish was so corrupt, that it negatively affected the person corrupting it too.
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Dude .

Thirdkoopa

Granted; Every user now on this page gets a virus infecting there computers that manages to infect them as well. You are now immortal, but your suffering will be almost completely unbearable. And nobody will believe you.

I wish I'd be a bit less lazy.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Night the Lucario

Granted, but you are now tortured, maimed, blinded, and rendered completely immobile. And you live. Forever.

I wish this wish was corrupted.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

Anarchy_Jas

#48
It becomes so corrupted that it comes to life and starts eating souls.

I wish I didn't feel so alone. D=
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

Turok

Granted, you are now the only girl in an all male harem, enjoy not being able to sit down for the rest of your life, you can also now eat Big Macs in a single bite.

I wish that didn't sound so darn disturbing

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QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
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Anarchy_Jas

*Eyetwitch*

... Granted... but what you corrupted me with happens to you instead, thus making it sound less disturbing to me.
"I know they hope I fall, but tell 'em winning is my muthaeffin protocol."

JrDude

Granted but

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.....
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Dude .

Turok

Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 24, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
I wish I didn't procra
Granted, you do it even more.

I wish I had more money

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QuoteSo is it Capcom JPN or US screwing the PC release over? Both?
QuoteNUKE THEM FROM ORBIT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

PC GAMERS



If you don't give us what we want, we'll nuke you from orbit.
[/spoiler]

Modern Nomad

#53
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.

I wish I had my virginity back.
systems killed so far:
1 gameboy
1 gameboy color
2 gameboy advance
2 gameboy advance sp
1 nintendo ds
1 Pc
1 Xbox 360 (This one made me cry till it got fixed, thankfully)
1 Nes
and finaly 1 N64

Magnum

Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Granted But with all that money you have already bought everything in the world and are already bored with it all. Also you have become a fat slob and can't get any women or man (depending on prefrences) to love you.

I wish I had my virginity back.
Granted, but you then procede to get gangbanged by a guy named Ted and a she-male named Bob.

I wish someone wouldn't ruin my wish.

Oh Vesperia, never change... never change

Modern Nomad

Granted Nothing happens

I wish people would follow the rules.
systems killed so far:
1 gameboy
1 gameboy color
2 gameboy advance
2 gameboy advance sp
1 nintendo ds
1 Pc
1 Xbox 360 (This one made me cry till it got fixed, thankfully)
1 Nes
and finaly 1 N64

JrDude

Quote from: Modern Nomad on March 25, 2010, 01:21:56 AM
Granted Nothing happens

I wish people would follow the rules.
Granted, we all (you included) become furries and don't count ourselves as people, and break all the rules.

I wish I didn't just create a disturbing image in my head with that message.
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Dude .

Night the Lucario

Granted. We all turn into furries and begin to break all of the rules(since when most people say 'people', they mean people of their own species... I mean sentients, personally...), and you don't get any disturbing images because of that. Then you get turned into a kit(fox child) and yiffed. ;P *giggles nonsensically*

Is that evil or what?

I wish Love didn't hurt so badly...
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.

SkyMyl

Granted, Love now hurts as if it was a fire ant.

I wish I had more time to do things.

Night the Lucario

Trust me, that would be an improvement...

Granted, you're now dead. Except you don't realize it, so you continue to do everything as you once did. And you have all the time in eternity to do everything.

I wish I knew The Doctor.
When one lives by the pen, one dies by the angry characters you misused. But it's too much fun not to!
Forsooth, I AM insane! FEAR ME, YE MORTALS, OR DESPAIR AT MY INSANITY! *insane cackling*
Ahem. Anyone have an RP? I need an outlet for my randomness. ;D
Think another thought, dream another dream, live another lie.
I'm writing poetry. Anyone have a request?
I'm Night the Lucario. Although that should be obvious. Just look at the sig. Or title and PT.