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Make a Wish at a Price

Started by Thirteenthorder, December 08, 2009, 07:31:17 PM

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Lotos

Granted, senior year, you wish to go back to junior year because you wasted your time in high school online instead of going out socializing.  As if you couldn't guess who did that ;-;

I wish that they had better shows on television.

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: Lotos on December 09, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
Granted, senior year, you wish to go back to junior year because you wasted your time in high school online instead of going out socializing.  As if you couldn't guess who did that ;-;

I wish that they had better shows on television.
Granted, but your TV brakes

I wish for moar Pokemon
When you're not lookin'...

JrDude

Granted, but they're all Pikachu evos.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
Granted, but they're all Pikachu evos.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you're eaten by a bigger one the next day.

I wish for food.
When you're not lookin'...

Lotos

Granted, but it's sent to the starving people in Africa no, actually, we'll just send it to the starving people in your own country; saves resources and helps the country out.

I wish I could torrent all I want and not have to worry about consequences.

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: Lotos on December 09, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
Granted, but it's sent to the starving people in Africa no, actually, we'll just send it to the starving people in your own country; saves resources and helps the country out.

I wish I could torrent all I want and not have to worry about consequences.
Granted, but all of your torrents are 1:100 Seeders-Leechers.

I wish for a larger TV.
When you're not lookin'...

SkyMyl

Granted, but it's defective.

I wish for a PS3 Slim.

Kayo

Granted, but it is also defective.

I wish for world peace
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
[move][/move]

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: KZkxO on December 09, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
Granted, but it is also defective.

I wish for world peace
Granted, but you die before you see it realized.

I wish for super speed.
When you're not lookin'...

darkmario

 Granted. But the friction sets you on fire.


I wish I was omnipotent.

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: darkmario on December 09, 2009, 05:52:46 PM
Granted. But the friction sets you on fire.


I wish I was omnipotent.

Granted, but you punch yourself in the face by accident and die.

I wish for better sig-making skills.
When you're not lookin'...

JrDude

Granted, but you become a retard that is surprisingly well at only making sigs, and nothing else.

I wish you would grant this wish.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Thirteenthorder

Quote from: JrDude ½ on December 09, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
Granted, but you become a retard that is surprisingly well at only making sigs, and nothing else.

I wish you would grant this wish.
Granted, but a 1/10000th time flux caused a potential rehashing in the base structure of the entire universe as we know it to be formulated, theoretically reversing every potential snippet of logic (both boolean and fridge) which causes your wish to be basically un-granted.

I wish for a fish.
When you're not lookin'...

Silverhawk79

Granted, but the fish is an anchovy.
I wish I had a girlfriend. ;_;

Gwen Khan

fine but shes ugly and smells like poop


I wish Christmas was over already