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Started by Juni, November 27, 2007, 04:11:42 PM

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The Seventh

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
meh

farf

Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
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sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.

Juni


farf

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
ssbb name: farf

ssbb friend code: 2793-0398-4657

add me please!

farf

ssbb name: farf

ssbb friend code: 2793-0398-4657

add me please!

sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
Yes.

Two people are screaming because something bad happened, obviously.

JMV

I feel like the whole world gone crazy
The stadium smells like intercourse ing dead babies
And old people, going through rigor mortis
While the government tortoise, slow to support us
Instead they record us and give us self-righteous orders
Reporters implore us, not to break the law
I saw a ninny talking on TV, I wanna break her jaw
A teleprompter, can never describe what I saw
The phones are dead, no police and no E.M.T.
Powerless like we got hit, with an E.M.P.
It reminds me of the days when we lived as slaves
They just denied the migrant workers, federal aide
And people tell me poverty, doesn't have any color
Well it does down here motherintercourse er
And now they talk about, rebuildin where nothing is working nothing!
Just lawyers gettin more contracts by Halliburton
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JMV

#24
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I’m bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won’t get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
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sleepin_dude_99

Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut

Syncopathic


JMV

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me

police brutality is bad.
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Syncopathic

Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me

police brutality is bad.
its worse when your not white

Juni

Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
YOU FAILED
All I did was kill my neighbors dog....he was stealing my wifi. So I had to get back at him.