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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 04:11:42 PM

Title: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 04:11:42 PM
well i'm going to jail soon so i need some advice.


how to i not become some one's ninny


how do i hold onto the soap

how do i become friends with bubba

how do i make a shank

how do i make new friends

how do i get parole

im srs help
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's ninny            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?

Why are you on that site traitor.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:16:47 PM
i got some advice...












STOP BREAKIN THE LAW ASSHOLE!
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:17:03 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 27, 2007, 04:15:03 PM
This looks a little like JMV's post at NS2 >_>
What are you talking about?

Why are you on that site traitor.
nub

were freinds nao
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: EFG on November 27, 2007, 04:21:07 PM
Il break ya out
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: StateAardvark on November 27, 2007, 04:22:47 PM
Start screaming "JEWS!" in a German accent. That should solve all of your problems. ;D
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:23:02 PM
Quote from: EFG on November 27, 2007, 04:21:07 PM
Il break ya out
i wnna halp

i has bomb
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: The Seventh on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Rius on November 27, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 04:32:22 PM
Hi jmv babe <3

brother says hi.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: EFG on November 27, 2007, 04:35:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:23:02 PM
Quote from: EFG on November 27, 2007, 04:21:07 PM
Il break ya out
i wnna halp

i has bomb
I cant guarantee success in fact I highly doubt it
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: The Seventh on November 27, 2007, 04:36:49 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on November 27, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
Don't fight? Sorry, but you no fight, you no be your own person.
Eh, get into fights in jail, you might have to serve full sentence.

Also, at school, no one fights, to be exact.  They do, and they know they're in deep s***.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: The Seventh on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
YOU FAILED
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 04:58:01 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:14 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: red7js on November 27, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
Ouch!  I hope you get by well...

Here's some advice (never been there, so this is the best I can give... sorry.), just listen to what the guards say, try to stay out of fights, and you MIGHT get out early even.  Parole?  Only if the judge orders it.

And if you actually committed it, and you are given a plea deal, that will allow you less jail time, I'd probably go for it, IMO.
And remember your constitutional rights...

Oh, and about a cell mate, I don't really know...

Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 04:13:39 PM
how to i not become some one's b***            Do a barrel roll


how do i hold onto the soap                Sticky Tape

how do i become friends with bubba                    No Pants.

how do i make a shank                                  Rock + Plastic Knife + Too Much Time

how do i make new friends                        No Pants.

how do i get parole                                  No Pants.




kk gogo
AND DON'T LISTEN TO KILROY'S ADVICE!
It's a joke topic.

I made a joke reply.


Cows.
Hmm... now that I think of it, you're right... it is a joke topic.

Hey, I take jail related things seriously here!
never believe anything on the interwebs
But the Internet is Serious Business.
look at your avatar... DOES IT LOOK SERIOUS?
Yes.

Two people are screaming because something bad happened, obviously.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: JMV on November 27, 2007, 05:06:17 PM
I feel like the whole world gone crazy
The stadium smells like intercourse ing dead babies
And old people, going through rigor mortis
While the government tortoise, slow to support us
Instead they record us and give us self-righteous orders
Reporters implore us, not to break the law
I saw a ninny talking on TV, I wanna break her jaw
A teleprompter, can never describe what I saw
The phones are dead, no police and no E.M.T.
Powerless like we got hit, with an E.M.P.
It reminds me of the days when we lived as slaves
They just denied the migrant workers, federal aide
And people tell me poverty, doesn't have any color
Well it does down here motherintercourse er
And now they talk about, rebuildin where nothing is working nothing!
Just lawyers gettin more contracts by Halliburton
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: on November 27, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
Blame it on your brother. >_>
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: JMV on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I’m bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won’t get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Syncopathic on November 27, 2007, 05:23:35 PM
LOLwtf
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: JMV on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me

police brutality is bad.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Syncopathic on November 27, 2007, 05:31:58 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me

police brutality is bad.
its worse when your not white
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Juni on November 27, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
YOU FAILED
All I did was kill my neighbors dog....he was stealing my wifi. So I had to get back at him.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: Syncopathic on November 27, 2007, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote from: farf on November 27, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Missy203 on November 27, 2007, 04:48:59 PM
Guys two months is a long time :(.
YOU FAILED
All I did was kill my neighbors dog....he was stealing my wifi. So I had to get back at him.
phhfftt

that was me.
Title: Re: Brb Going To Jail, any advise?
Post by: JMV on November 27, 2007, 05:37:44 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 27, 2007, 05:31:58 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:30:36 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 27, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 27, 2007, 05:14:03 PM
On the day, me and Sabac Red,
drop dead, knocked by the feds,
And get shot with a glock in the head
Like the bloods on the corner, the block'll be red
And like the passion of Christ, there'll be alot to be said
Fuck a protest in the street wit all of my peeps
My soul will never let a crooked cops family sleep.
And you'll never find peace even in retirement
like Amadou Diallo cops that turned into firemen
I'll give your children, laying in their sleepin, hypnosis
nightmares about drowning in an ocean of roaches
molested by dead bodies full of worms and locusts
but the insects are nothing when the judgement approaches
call my spirit the coldest... you say that I'm bitter
but im sick of cops calling me a spic and a n_gger
and you pigs probably won't get the message I write you
cause the industry is racist mutherintercourse ers just like you.
wut
you heard me

police brutality is bad.
its worse when your not white
i have the soul of a brother :|