[Rhyme Shiz]

[Zovistograt]

I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative

This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay

I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.

Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.

[Nayrman]

I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative

This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay

I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.

Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.

Not going to debate, that is most wise
Or else we'd be fighting until we see the sun rise.
As I've said often before, america is dumb
Our brains are about hte size of a crumb.
It's just the way things are, I'm sure they'll pass.
And it appears JrDude is being an ass

[Totla]

Fuck you
You jew

[Kilroy]

Once there was an odd cow
The farmer man had named him Wow


That's all I've really got
Shall I go get shot? (D: )

[Kilroy]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

I'm afraid you've been thrown in the can.
Now prepare to be feel a ban.

[Lotos]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Get the intercourse  out
For I will surely pout
I have a feeling in my gut
That you were supposed to say "Frosted Butts"

[Doodle]

What one earth are you thinking!?
Is this some kind of joke!?
Nobody here can even rhyme!
So turn on the telly and get some coke.

Why would you make such a thing?
Wasting precious moments of your day making this thread.
So stupid, you're obviously very tired.
Please get off, and go to bed!

And what is THIS?
There's rhyming in this post!!
You're not so uselss after all!
Now, get me some toast!

...

I'm still wating for my precious toast!
You're not a good lacky or a slave!
And you look like a hobo, smelly and yucky.
Take a shower and for crying out loud, SHAVE!

[JrDude]

I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative

This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay

I still don't get why gay is a modern insult
How did "happy" and "homosexual" lead to such a result?
Perhaps the association with being different and being bad?
I think that's bigotry, and people are still idiots, it's sad.

Whoa, I got all serious there, sorry, won't happen again
From the discussion about political correctness I shall abstain.

Not going to debate, that is most wise
Or else we'd be fighting until we see the sun rise.
As I've said often before, america is dumb
Our brains are about hte size of a crumb.
It's just the way things are, I'm sure they'll pass.
And it appears JrDude is being an ass

I'm not an ass, I'm just trying to rhyme.
But not anymore, I don't have the time.

[GreatGonzales106]

What one earth are you thinking!?
Is this some kind of joke!?
Nobody here can even rhyme!
So turn on the telly and get some coke.

Why would you make such a thing?
Wasting precious moments of your day making this thread.
So stupid, you're obviously very tired.
Please get off, and go to bed!

And what is THIS?
There's rhyming in this post!!
You're not so uselss after all!
Now, get me some toast!

...

I'm still wating for my precious toast!
You're not a good lacky or a slave!
And you look like a hobo, smelly and yucky.
Take a shower and for crying out loud, SHAVE!

Whoa, that was quite a long one.
Maybe rhyming could be fun.

[Java]

I made the best poem this year in Writing classes and I had words that rhymed with Sanjaya. It was pretty awesome.

[Water ☮]

"...the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the champion stood
the rest saw their better
It was Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater!"

I know its old but it popped into my head :P