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Started by Super, June 19, 2008, 03:58:25 AM

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Super

This is a thread for rhyming and poetic awesomity.
Today we get to vent our anger or fake anger with a game I call Rhyme Shiz.
Poetically, you attack, chat with, reply, or insult users. I suggest attack. You must use a functional rhyme scheme. Well, it least as functional as Blaziken's emo gland. Rhyming is imperative. If you don't rhyme, you are dumb.

For example:

Totla is a whore.
His only purpose is to score.
Whatever his peepee was made to do,
It certainly is able to intercourse  a vagoo.
Like your mom's, who is a Jew.




Zovistograt

Super made this strange poem thread today
He thinks people will attempt to rhyme well.
But he does not realize there is no way
That people would want to take the time, hell
Couplets, nevermind a single sonnet
Are way too hard for NSiders to write
I don't see how you can think we're on it
And want to write something, however light.
I'd like to think NSiders would flock here
And write wonderful poetry for us
But I'm pretty sure they're wrapped up in fear
Of actually attempting to rhyme...it's nuts!
I wish someone would be profound and rhyme
But I doubt you'll see it happen in your time.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Super

Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.

Zovistograt

Quote from: SUPERKOOL on June 19, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.

If you're going to rhyme, be careful with your structure
The rhyming lines should be similar, or else the poem will rupture.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Super

Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:49:34 AM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on June 19, 2008, 04:46:27 AM
Zov, don't be so rude.
It's not like these people have a choice not to stop webcamming nude.

If you're going to rhyme, be careful with your structure
The rhyming lines should be similar, or else the poem will rupture.
It's five in the morning,
Though thanks for the warning.

Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Super

Quote from: Byte on June 19, 2008, 02:15:19 PM
Fat cat.
That's all you can do?
What a shame, I thought better of you.
Next time try to compose a more clever rhyme.
Frankly, that was a waste of time.

Nayrman

I don't know what is worse.
This thread, or that verse.
I just want to talk about games
instead of rhyming using names
Like Superkool, Zovi, or Byte.
Lets make Peace, am I right?

Zovistograt

I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Nayrman

Quote from: Zovistograt on June 19, 2008, 04:26:52 PM
I realize that a very popular rhyme
Is to rhyme the word rhyme with the word time
I think people should be more creative
Or else they will become rhythmically vegetative
This is america, people are dumb
We're actually stupid, according to some
Whatever works is what I say
better than losing and being called gay

JrDude

This thread scared me away.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Nayrman

Quote from: JrDude on June 19, 2008, 04:36:09 PM
This thread scared me away.
thats not a nice thing to say

JrDude

SHUT UP! I don't want to stay.
I just want to run and play.
But for some reason, I came back.
No reason to call Mack.
[move][/move]
Dude .

Nayrman

Quote from: JrDude on June 19, 2008, 04:41:38 PM
SHUT UP! I don't want to stay.
I just want to run and play.
But for some reason, I came back.
No reason to call Mack.
Who said that I called him?
I rarely act out on a whim
It's not like we're being rude
Besides, your rhymes are most crude

JrDude

Shut up dude.
I do what I want.
Unless I wanna join a monster hunt.
[move][/move]
Dude .