You ask a "what if" question, then answer what would happen if that were true, these don't always have to be things you want.
EX:
Quote from: LozahQuote from: NerdWhat if your aunt had balls?
Then she'd be your uncle
What if question 2.0?
I'll start then
What if this thread had 5 pages before this day ended?
I would eat a porcelain toilet seat.
What if the world actually ended in 2012?
I would move with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
What if Silverhawk had the power to kill people through the internet?
Then you wouldn't have posted that what if question
What if you had super powers?
then I would be dressed in a black cloak, (a lot of my clothes are black), and I would be out somewhere fighting for the USA in Somalia.
what if The show Flapjack got cancelled?
I dunno.
What if this forum were popular again?
Again?
What if it were ever popular?
then no one would care.
what if we all know PK?
Then we would all be little boys with baseball bats.
What if the game?
We would all be welcome to it.
What if your wishes came true?
then I would kill everyone.
what if the sky fell?
Then we'd be burned in the sun
What if this place merged with TechSider and became the official Nintendo forum?
We'd all get banned.
What if you adopted your uncle?
then you'll be his wife.
what if we all took a coconut and call a doctor in the morning?
We would need to put a lime in it.
What if nothing happens in 2012?
Then I'll get to say "I told you so" to a crap ton of people.
What if they discovered the Mayan calender really ended in 2013?
They'd destroy all the Mayan calendar's records of 2013, thus making it end in 2012 again.
What if Silver died?
then all this dies.
what if I killed all of nintendo without a trace of me in it?
Then Microsoft would take over and make all the speechless Nintendo characters (like Mario) talk a bunch and make them somewhat epic in a way different way than they are now.
Then a bunch of fans would be like "FU" and rage
What if you saw a brand new primary color? (like there's red, blue, & yellow, and now a new one)
then all artist would have screwed the new color.
what if William Shatner died?
I'd Shat myself.
What if Silver died?
Then he'd die a virgin.
What if this thread were as popular as those other threads? (you know which ones I mean [maybe])
It would have more than 2 pages.
What if Silver got laid today?
Quote from: K on January 06, 2010, 04:26:57 AM
It would have more than 2 pages.
What if Silver got laid today?
Then Silver would finally break something new with their combined weight, a bed.
What if I left?
Then we'd throw a party.
What if penis?
Then Doodle would be in heaven.
What if we had less of these repetitive game threads?
Our activity would drop.
What if Doodle?
What if God wasn't real?
Everything. Everything would become nothing.
What if Hatsune Miku was real?
VILESLAY, THIS IS YOUR DOING ISN'T IT?
then I'll kill myself. (by buying a machete).
what if all mature pictures no long existed
Then we'd create new ones and the internet would be back to normal in about a day.
What if activity sky rocketed?
We would all poop brix.
What if social networking sites didn't exist?
Some people would be left out of the loop.
What if this game ended?
Then we would--
FFFFFFFFFFF
What if it continued?
I'd start a new one.
What if I won The Game?
You would lose by thinking of winning.
What if I lost the game?
Just another day at the office.
What is Vaatix lost The Game?
I would have to divide by 0 to figure out why.
What if, if what was it and it was what, if was was what was if, would what be?
/me Explodes
What if you exploded?
Fox Phantom Implodes.
what if you die from a death note?
I'd be dead.
What Kira wrote "Death Note" in the DN?
Nothing happens since you have to write the name while thinking of the persons face, then write so and so death.
what if the world was full of Ninjas?
It is, we just don't know it because they're so NINJA.
What if everything us nerds said on the internet was true?
the world would blow up.
What if we met aliens underground in Mars?
They would forcibly probe us in more ways than one, if you know what I mean.
What if X is equal to Y?
Then...
Fuck you I hate math.
What if our users actually knew how to use the term "butthurt"?
If X = Y, then Y can substitute X in any equation, and vice versa. duh.
Question above: then you would have sum butthurt :U
What if fi tahW
I should I know.
what happens if a race blows up earth to make a inter space highway?
I drive to Saturn.
What if Saturn blows up too?
Then you drive to Pluto, BUT IT ISN'T A PLANET.
What if Pluto was a planet?
The universe would be right again.
What is Earth wasn't a planet anymore?
It would end up being classified as something more superior than a "planet" because that's just how us humans are.
What if I had less of a temper?
You'd be Canadian.
what if I ruled NSF?
Then no one would have ever come.
What if I said something funny?
Then the universe would divide by zero.
What if I bought NSF?
then we would leave.
what if this thread was N B 4 Lock down?
that'd be awful, never hope to see it
what if Shigure Miyamoto never existed?
We'd be living like Fahrenheit 451.
What if Silver never existed?
Then NSFCD would've never been created.
What if there was another dimension that you could go to? What would it be?
Oh dear gods... just one? It would be a pathway to a series of smaller, pocket dimensions, from which I can journey to actually meet the good friends I've made in books!
...What if that didn't sound like I was /fanboysqueal-ing when I typed that?