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Title: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: Dog Food on February 13, 2011, 11:00:14 AM
Welcome to...
[Forum] Assassins 2

"Hello Agent ##, welcome to the base. Your mission overview will be sent to you shortly. Read the information, burn the paper, and don't contact us back. We'll find you. Good luck."

Mission Overview
You will receive a PM with someone's name on it. They won't know you have them - just as someone else will have your name, but you won't know who. Your job is to eliminate that person. In order to do that, you must wait for them to post. Then, you must be the next person to post after them, quoting their post, within an hour after they posted. Your post must contain the word "ASSASSINATED" (as well as follow all the aforementioned rules) in order to count. If your target does not post within 72 hours after you are assigned them, it is an automatic assassination for you.

Once you've successfully assassinated your target, PM me with a link to your post. After evaluating the scene and determining the result to be sincere, I will PM you back with another name - your next target.

This will go on until there is only one person left. That person will be the winner and deemed a intercourse ing awesome assassin/ninja/agent.

If you have questions, post here or PM me. If you want to sign up, post here or PM me.

Agents
Agent 01: Tiger Barb ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 05
Agent 02: SkyMyl ASSASSINATED BY ROGUE
Agent 03: dawnwolfnxhoj ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 05
Agent 04: Magnum ASSASSINATED BY ROGUE
Agent 05: Rayquarian
Agent 06: Silverhawk79 ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 05
Agent 07: Kayo ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 08
Agent 08: SilverHunter35 ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 06
Agent 09: Mystic ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 05
Agent 10: Light ASSASSINATED BY ROGUE
Rogue: Negative Vibes ASSASSINATED BY AGENT 05
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 13, 2011, 11:44:16 AM
Yo

Also, is this still going to be a safe thread?
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: SkyMyl on February 13, 2011, 12:11:43 PM
Count me in.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: dawnwolfNxhoj on February 13, 2011, 12:14:52 PM
Although i have this feeling that i'm likely to die quickly, i'll still join
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Magnum on February 13, 2011, 03:00:36 PM
In
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Rayquarian on February 13, 2011, 05:49:56 PM
I died embarrassingly quick last time.  I'll play again.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Silverhawk79 on February 13, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
Let's see if I have better luck this time. Signing up.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on February 13, 2011, 07:58:49 PM
Sure. Why not. I'll die anyway.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: buttlord420 on February 15, 2011, 03:34:53 PM
Sure, why not.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Dog Food on February 15, 2011, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Tiger Barb on February 13, 2011, 11:44:16 AM
Yo

Also, is this still going to be a safe thread?
Yes, this thread is the base, so it is safe.

And I most likely won't have any internet access for the next week, which gives this thread another week for sign-ups and then we'll start.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on February 15, 2011, 08:02:21 PM
Quote from: KJ on February 15, 2011, 07:48:45 PM
And I most likely won't have any internet access for the next week
whynot ;-;
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Mystic on February 21, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
I wanna play :D
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on February 22, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: Mystic on February 21, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
I wanna play :D
ASSASSINATED.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Mystic on February 22, 2011, 08:13:32 PM
Quote from: Kayo on February 22, 2011, 06:16:00 PM
ASSASSINATED.
nou
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Magnum on February 22, 2011, 08:18:09 PM
Quote from: Mystic on February 22, 2011, 08:13:32 PM
nou
ASSASSINATED.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Mystic on February 22, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
Quote from: Magnum on February 22, 2011, 08:18:09 PM
ASSASSINATED.
Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Light on February 22, 2011, 11:33:40 PM
i want play can i
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Dog Food on February 27, 2011, 01:33:30 PM
Alright. I'm back, so we can start this thing. Mystic and Light, you've been added.

Get ready for your messages with your targets on them. This game starts today.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 28, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
What were you doing anyway. That was more than a week...
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: SkyMyl on February 28, 2011, 11:22:47 AM
Quote from: Tiger Barb on February 28, 2011, 08:11:55 AM
What were you doing anyway. That was more than a week...
I believe KJ went on a trip.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: FruitFlow on February 28, 2011, 11:30:58 AM
No. I want in.

NOW the game starts.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on February 28, 2011, 12:57:38 PM
Let Negs in y/n
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: FruitFlow on February 28, 2011, 02:34:03 PM
I vote yes please.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 28, 2011, 03:08:47 PM
n :3
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Dog Food on February 28, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
Wow. SH assassinates Kayo, then Silver assassinates SH (meanwhile, K attempts to assassinate Silver, but can not since he's already been killed).

TWO DOWN. Some more to go. Let's keep the kills coming!

The games have truly begun...
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Silverhawk79 on February 28, 2011, 07:56:31 PM
Quote from: KJ on February 28, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
Wow. SH assassinates Kayo, then Silver assassinates SH (meanwhile, K attempts to assassinate Silver, but can not since he's already been killed).

TWO DOWN. Some more to go. Let's keep the kills coming!

The games have truly begun...
I was afraid he got that PM in first. D:
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on February 28, 2011, 08:06:00 PM
Quote from: KJ on February 28, 2011, 07:48:58 PM
Wow. SH assassinates Kayo, then Silver assassinates SH (meanwhile, K attempts to assassinate Silver, but can not since he's already been killed).

TWO DOWN. Some more to go. Let's keep the kills coming!

The games have truly begun...
;___________________________________________;
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: buttlord420 on February 28, 2011, 08:14:13 PM
dfgdfgdfg
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Magnum on February 28, 2011, 09:37:25 PM
I don't really stop posting during these, so I'm probably in a bad way right now.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 01, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
Quote from: Kayo on February 28, 2011, 08:06:00 PM
;___________________________________________;
<3
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Kayo on March 01, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 01, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
<3
You're lucky. I could have assassinated you hours earlier if I hadn't forgot it had already started. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Dog Food on March 01, 2011, 08:32:44 PM
And another assassination has taken place! This is a rather interesting one...

Agent 04 was found dead, but not by any of the agents of this base.

I want you all to understand the dire consequences of this situation. Someone has infiltrated this area and taken it upon themselves to annihilate anyone who gets in the way. I will not allow this to go on unheard and uncontrolled.

You all have your missions. But despite these, you also have a second, unrecorded mission. Find this unnamed nemesis and destroy them. Do it quickly, before the masked vigilante destroys you.

It's kill or be killed, remember that. And this base is always a safe haven, despite the threat to our world. I'll make sure of that.

And let us mourn Agent 04 one last time, whose death should not have taken place in that fashion. I'm sure none of you want to be next.

Good luck, Agents.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Magnum on March 01, 2011, 10:37:49 PM
Ah, so he's a rogue agent. Cool cool, that makes it more interesting.

Oh wait...
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 02, 2011, 01:58:10 PM
Seriously... :\
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 - Sign Ups
Post by: Dog Food on March 02, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Two more Agents fall...

Agent 06 - the best sniper seen yet - has been assassinated by Agent 05, while Agent 10 was taken down by the rogue.

There are only a few of you left. Five agents and one rogue. Remember, your job is not only to be the last one standing, but also to take down the person who is slowly picking you each off one by one...

Good luck.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 02, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: KJ on March 02, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Two more Agents fall...

Agent 06 - the best sniper seen yet - has been assassinated by Agent 05, while Agent 10 was taken down by the rogue.

There are only a few of you left. Five agents and one rogue. Remember, your job is not only to be the last one standing, but also to take down the person who is slowly picking you each off one by one...

Good luck.
It's funny, because I'm a pretty good sniper in TF2. :P
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 03, 2011, 07:18:59 AM
Now... is the Rouge one of us... or NOT one of us...

Are we going to have to just assassinate everybody on the forum?
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: SkyMyl on March 03, 2011, 09:14:37 AM
Quote from: Tiger Barb on March 03, 2011, 07:18:59 AM
Now... is the Rouge one of us... or NOT one of us...

Are we going to have to just assassinate everybody on the forum?
You just gotta put some quick thinking into your head about who the rogue could be.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 12:56:13 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 03, 2011, 09:14:37 AM
You just gotta put some quick thinking into your head about who the rogue could be.
It's MYL.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Dog Food on March 03, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Hello Agents. No one dead. For once I do not bear bad news.

Instead, I am here to officially give you all permission to shoot the rogue dead if you see him entering this base.

Also, the rogue has left behind his signature, if you know where to look.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 03, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 03, 2011, 09:14:37 AM
You just gotta put some quick thinking into your head about who the rogue could be.
OH oh, I know who it is.

LOL derp.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
Quote from: Tiger Barb on March 03, 2011, 04:22:10 PM
OH oh, I know who it is.

LOL derp.
Spoilers: The rogue's already assassinated.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 04, 2011, 06:58:08 AM
Quote from: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
Spoilers: The rogue's already assassinated.
Are you sure...
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Dog Food on March 04, 2011, 03:14:55 PM
Agent 09 has been taken down.

The rogue has been spotted and shot, but it was not fatal.

There are four of you left, and still a rogue whose greatest wish is to murder you all. Have fun!
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Kayo on March 04, 2011, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: KJ on March 04, 2011, 03:14:55 PM
Agent 09 has been taken down.

The rogue has been spotted and shot, but it was not fatal.

There are four of you left, and still a rogue whose greatest wish is to murder you all. Have fun!
BUT WE KNOW WHO THE ROGUE IS SO
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 05, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
Quote from: KJ on March 04, 2011, 03:14:55 PM
Agent 09 has been taken down.

The rogue has been spotted and shot, but it was not fatal.

There are four of you left, and still a rogue whose greatest wish is to murder you all. Have fun!
Wait... but I shot the rouge too...

Edit: I read the PM. Seriously KJ? SERIOUSLY?
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Dog Food on March 06, 2011, 05:05:42 PM
Yes, seriously. An agent never jokes.

Onto the news: Agent 02 was wiped out by the rogue. Agent 03 was taken out by Agent 05.

And you know what that means... There are only two agents left - Agent 05 and Agent 01.

And there's still the rogue, haunting both of you and addicted to the taste of blood.

What will your priorities be? Kill each other... or form a temporary bond to destroy the man hunter after both of your heads?

I will give my agents an advantage, of course. While the rogue can only kill at certain times, I give both of you leeway to attack at any time of the day. I will personally confiscate any and all decoys that surround these grounds.

Good luck.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Dog Food on March 07, 2011, 02:30:56 PM
Important - and final - news update:

Agent 01 took a shot at the rogue - managing to damage his other leg (the one that MYL did not already shoot), but the darn rogue crawled away before Agent 01 could reach him.

Luckily, Agent 05 was nearby and took a blind shot in the darkness.

Straight through the rogue's head.

The rogue is dead, finally. Unfortunately he took a number of lives before finally meeting his demise.

As for the showdown between Agent 05 and Agent 01...

Agent 01 was unsuspecting as he left the scene where he had shot at the rogue. But Agent 05 knew better. He had heard that first shot and had a hunch where it was coming from...

Lurking in the shadows, he cocked his gun one last time and aimed...

Agent 01 has been assassinated.

Agent 05... You are the last agent standing. You've outlasted all the other agents and outwitted the rogue. Congratulations, you win.

I look forward to seeing you all again someday. Look out for a message being carried by the wind...

- Special Agent 00, over and out.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: FruitFlow on March 07, 2011, 03:08:18 PM
Coincidentally the last 2 agents were the cheap cheaps.(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8776/20625293.jpg)(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8776/20625293.jpg)
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 07, 2011, 04:50:22 PM
Quote from: KJ on March 07, 2011, 02:30:56 PM
Important - and final - news update:

Agent 01 took a shot at the rogue - managing to damage his other leg (the one that MYL did not already shoot), but the darn rogue crawled away before Agent 01 could reach him.

Luckily, Agent 05 was nearby and took a blind shot in the darkness.

Straight through the rogue's head.

The rogue is dead, finally. Unfortunately he took a number of lives before finally meeting his demise.

As for the showdown between Agent 05 and Agent 01...

Agent 01 was unsuspecting as he left the scene where he had shot at the rogue. But Agent 05 knew better. He had heard that first shot and had a hunch where it was coming from...

Lurking in the shadows, he cocked his gun one last time and aimed...

Agent 01 has been assassinated.

Agent 05... You are the last agent standing. You've outlasted all the other agents and outwitted the rogue. Congratulations, you win.

I look forward to seeing you all again someday. Look out for a message being carried by the wind...

- Special Agent 00, over and out.
What is this I don't even...
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: FruitFlow on March 07, 2011, 04:53:36 PM
Quote from: Tiger Barb on March 07, 2011, 04:50:22 PM
What is this I don't even...
Nice job exploiting yourself trying to kill me.  :)
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 07, 2011, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 07, 2011, 04:53:36 PM
Nice job exploiting yourself trying to kill me.  :)
Not even. I got killed in a separate incident.

Damn Ray and his misleading post patterns.

And he even had a 4-day gap of not posting since the game started. (At least, that's what showed up.) But SOMEBODY didn't report it.

All of my rage.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: FruitFlow on March 07, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Well at least I got 2nd place.
Ray got an absurdly cheap victory.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: Shujinco2 on March 07, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 07, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Well at least I got 2nd place.
Ray got an absurdly cheap victory.
I tried to assassinate people, but my schedule was VERY bad.

And Sky kept posting when I wasn't posting.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: Rayquarian on March 07, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 07, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Well at least I got 2nd place.
Ray got an absurdly cheap victory.
Yeah, I got people who haven't posted since March started.  And I only posted when I absolutely had to or was making an assassination.  But it pays to be cheap.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: FruitFlow on March 09, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
Quote from: Rayquarian on March 07, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
Yeah, I got people who haven't posted since March started.  And I only posted when I absolutely had to or was making an assassination.  But it pays to be cheap.
And that's the very reason you have a very short post count compared to most of us. ◔ ◡ ◔
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: Kayo on March 09, 2011, 09:59:06 PM
I die a little inside whenever I see my post count.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: FruitFlow on March 10, 2011, 11:49:09 AM
*ASSASSINATED*
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: Kayo on March 10, 2011, 01:16:20 PM
You're over a week late.
Title: Re: [Forum] Assassins #2 *ASSASSINATED*
Post by: FruitFlow on March 10, 2011, 02:06:54 PM
And now you've received a "DOUBLE ASSASSINATION".