Luigi's Shed (Season 2: Luigi's Hotel)[Season 2 Finale Posted 5-8-08]

[Triforce_Luigi]

Awesome episodes!!!

[evilflame101]

Thanks! Make sure to check back next week!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Thanks! Make sure to check back next week!

Oh, that you can be sure of!

[evilflame101]

Episode 15: Wanted Dead or Alive.

*scene goes to Mario at his house*

Mario: *still in cage* *still watching TV*

TV: *commercial* TV...200 dollars.

TV: remote...10 dollars.

TV: cage...25 dollars.

TV: being locked in a cage and being able to sit on your lazy butt and watch TV for weeks straight...priceless.

TV: there are something's money can't buy but for everything else there's MasterCard, and now get the new MasterCard checking card.

Mario: hahaha.... I love that commercial. its so true.

TV: Geico... 15 minutes or less could save you up to 15% on your car insurance.

Mario: hmm... I wish I had a car.

Mario: it could spark so many more games...

Mario: because I could drive to places like... the store.

Mario: I can see the title of some new games now...

Mario: Mario does the weekly shopping... Mario goes to the Superbowl....Mario gets in a car wreck...

Mario: ok maybe a car isn't that great.

TV: get your new dell pc here and get the dell piece of mind. desktops starting at only 100000.99 after
2738.34 in mail in rebates and 1238475 in instant rebates.

Mario: must buy.....*tries to reach phone through cage* can't reach...

TV: new 2000 inch TV get it now for a low price of 30000 dollars!

Mario: I need to buy something!!

TV: new Hanes briefs.... now the real question is... boxers or briefs?

Mario: commando!

TV: do you love chocolate?

Mario: yes!

TV: do you love See's candies?

Mario: yes!

TV: do you hate getting acne from eating chocolate?

Mario: Yes! yes! yes!!!!!!

TV: now get E.gadd chocolate! it has the great See's candy taste with acne medicine inside it....

TV: *talking super fast* warning: may cause head aches, ear pain, eyeballs to fall out, face to turn red, foot to fall off, to turn into a dog, or to die!

Mario: yes I gotta buy that!

TV: and now back to soap talk. here at soap talk we love to talk... about soap!

Mario: yes I love this show.

TV: we usually talk about soap operas but to day we are talking about soap...

TV: what's your favorite? dish, hand, face, body, shampoo, conditioner, dog, fleas, toilet.. vote now for your favorite soap.

TV: that number is....(555)555-5551.. call now!

Mario: I will!

Door: *opens*

Mario: who's there?

Strange man at door: your worst nightmare!

Mario: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: not Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange person at door: yes I'm Michael Jackson!!!!...not really...that's kinda weird if he is your worst nightmare.

Strange person at door: I guess... I am your second worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!!mmmuuuhahahahahaha!!!!!

Mario: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! not president bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange person at door: ok fine I am a bad man who is going to hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the strange person grabs Mario in his cage and throws him in the trunk of his car*

*he drives off*

TO BE CONTINUED... comments, ideas, questions, feedback.....post here.

NEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL DOOR

Release: a few minutes!!

[evilflame101]

Episode 16: The Final Door-Day 1-

*Luigi, E.gadd, and Toad are in the final door*

Luigi: hey look. it is a bullet bill laying on the ground.

Bullet bill: help I am stuck, I have no arms and I was dropped here.

Luigi: what do you want me to do?

Bullet bill: put me in the cannon and you can use me.

Luigi: ok *puts bullet bill in the cannon*

E.gadd: Bowser said if we were later than three days he would torcher them.

Toad: Well its day 1 now.

Luigi: what should we do now.

Toad: look a hole! lets go down it.

Luigi: um ok.

*Luigi and Toad go down the hole leaving E.gadd behind*

E.gadd: what about me...hello...is anyone there?

E.gadd: they left me...

E.gadd: *pulls out dagger* good by cruel world!!!!! *stabs himself in the stomach and falls to the ground*

Narrator: 98 lives left. *warping sound*

E.gadd: I'm alive??? *repeats stabbing process* good by cruel world.

Narrator: *warping sound* 97 lives left.

E.gadd: good bye cruel...

*scene goes back to Luigi and Toad in another room, they still have bullet bill in a cannon with them*

Bullet bill: I'm depressed. my girl friend broke up with me...

Luigi: aww why?

Bullet bill: I don't want to talk about it...

Luigi: that's ok.

Bullet bill: what just like that your not even going to ask me what happened??? ok if you insist ill tell you.

Bullet bill: she..she...got shot out of a cannon...into water...

Luigi: but metal can't drown...

Bullet bill: but I can't get to her..

Luigi: oh...

Luigi: is it just me or does stuffed mushroom sound good right now?

Toad: still here if you forgot.

Luigi: oh sorry...*staring at toad imagining melted cheese on his mushroom head*

Toad: I'm gonna go now...

*scene goes back to E.gadd*

E.gadd: good bye cruel world!!!*stabs himself*

Narrator: 76 lives left. *warping sound*

Man trying to sleep in near by bed that no one noticed: hello I'm trying to sleep here could you keep it down!

E.gadd: oh sorry... *whispering* good by cruel world...

*scene goes back to Luigi, Bullet bill, and Toad*

Luigi: were should we look first?

Toad: um how about in there.*pointing to a dark cave entrance*

Luigi: um I think I'll pass. *trembling*

Toad: ok if you are scared. I'll just have to tell Daisy that you were to scared to come along with me.

Luigi: ok ok I'll come.

*Luigi and toad walk into dark cave with Bullet bill still in a cannon with them*

Luigi: here I have a match in my pocket. find something to light.

Toad: there is a candle, a stove, and a furnace.. what should we light first?

Luigi: the match duh...

Toad: *sarcastically* very funny...I say the candle because we can't be sure the stove of furnace work.

Luigi: lights match then candle.

Toad: um that is not a candle. Look at the label.

Luigi: it says dynamite... ahhhh!!!!!!!!!! *throws dynamite at the wall*

*it blows a hole in the wall*

Luigi: hey look at that it's just what I needed!!

Toad: is it circuit city?

TO BE CONTINUED....COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK...POST HERE.

nEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL DOOR-DAY 2-

Release: Next Thursday!

[evilflame101]

more episodes next thursday, please comment!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, my side hurts. Great chapters. I loved E Gadd trying to die. Keep it up! I would have responded earlier, but I had a bad Internet connection yesterday.

[evilflame101]

Special, on Christmas day i will be posting a few episodes because i will be out of town the following week, but still on this thursday for a couple new eps!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Yay! Thursday is my best day now!

[evilflame101]

sry i didn't post any this Thursday, really busy, i have them ready and ill post a few 2morro morning, sorry for the delay.

[Triforce_Luigi]

sry i didn't post any this Thursday, really busy, i have them ready and ill post a few 2morro morning, sorry for the delay.

It's okay.

[evilflame101]

Episode 17: The Final Door -Day 2-

*Luigi, Toad, and Bullet bill have just gone in the new room on the other side of the blown up wall*

Luigi: its a box of matches!

Toad: um... is that just what you needed, I though you needed daisy...

Luigi: ...well I can use this to fire the cannon.

Toad: oh...

Luigi: hey Toad how come you haven't been rapping like a gangsta lately?

Toad: because my husband threatened to call the police...

Luigi: husband??!!

Toad: oh.. oh...*trying to think of an excuse* I mean my wife...say how about this weather, great isn't it???

Luigi: we're in a cave...

Toad: so....

Luigi: I kinda wish we would have melted cheese on you and made you into stuffed mushroom...

Toad: *steps back a few feet*

Bullet bill: you guys are wasting time.

*scene goes to E.gadd*

E.gadd: *still whispering* good by cruel world....*suicide*

Narrator: *warping sound* 48 lives left....are you almost done my voice is tired...

Person in nearby bed still trying to sleep: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E.gadd: *scared, slowly walking away* Ima...gonna...go...now...*runs away down hole and runs to catch up with Luigi and Toad*

E.gadd: hey guys.

Luigi: shhhh...

E.gadd: why?

Luigi: I just saw a mouse....

E.gadd: your afraid of a little mouse??

Luigi: ...

*suddenly a giant rat jumps on top of E.gadd*

E.gadd: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never mind little!!!!

Luigi: *looks down and sees a bottle of carasine* *pours it on the rat then lights the rat on fire with a match*

rat: ssssssqqqqqquuuuuueeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!*runs off*

E.gadd: eeewww.... bad images......so furry......

Luigi: anyway let me light these torches so we can be on our way.*lights torches so they can see better*

*they continue down the hallway and come to a door*

Luigi: how will we open it?

Toad: turn the door knob perhaps?

Luigi: good point. *opens door*

Luigi: now what?

Toad: *sarcastically, wondering if Luigi suffered brain damage from the smoke* walk through it maybe...

Luigi: ya ya right...*walks through door*

Luigi: ooo look what is there, a question mark box. *hits his head on box to break it like in Super Mario Bros*

Luigi: ooowww! why does Mario always break them like that??

Luigi: ...I got a theory... Mario hit a few to many blocks with his head and now he thinks he is a girl, that's the only explanation.

Toad: maybe...anyway...hey quick get the fire flower that came out of the box.

Luigi: *grabs fire flower and becomes fire Luigi* sweet I can shoot fire out of my hands!!!

Toad: cool quick kill those koopas coming here!!!!!!

*gets ready to burn the koopas coming toward him*

Koopas: nnnoooo!!!!!!!!! don't kill us were not koopas were turtles. we are rich turtles the ones that worked for Comcast.

Turtles: ya we did the commercial saying DSL was slow.

Luigi: wait a minute didn't Comcast go out of business because of that commercial in episode 7 of this show???

Turtles: maybe....

Luigi: I loved Comcast like the brother I never had!!!!!!

E.gadd: what about Mario?

Luigi: duh... he is my sister! at least that's what he thinks.

Luigi: die you Comcast killing turtles!!! *shoots fire at turtles*

Turtles: *suddenly turn into teenage mutant ninja turtles* hhhiiiiyyyyaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

*the turtles and Luigi battle it out ninja style and are interrupted by a loud boom*

Luigi: what was that?

Turtles: it came from inside that door.

*Luigi opens the door* *they see Bowser*

Luigi: Lets make a truce turtles.

Turtles: *turn into Baby Bowser's* were turtles he's a turtle, make a connection? *they run in to the room with their dad, Bowser*

Luigi: NNNNoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED.......COMMENTS, IDEAS, FEEDBACK....PLEASE POST HERE.

NEXT EPISODE- THE FINAL BATTLE (not the final episode of the season, more to come...)

Release- (gong on vacation... next thursday, not this one...)

[DededeCloneChris]

Good job!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Very good job!

[evilflame101]

Very good job!

how come up top the news says i see you Triforce Luigi?

Ok so check back next Thursday, not this Thursday but the following...

Merry Christmas!!! (or holidays...?)