Tha Thunderhero Video Game Factory

[captainjacksparrow]

Quick question? Can i make stories of being the video game assassin or not?
Also I'm not making games for a while considering my employee's are dead.
p.s. http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=12843.0 its the http for season 4 interviews.

[Triforce_Luigi]

XDD

Also, IMMA DOIN' A GAME!

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*1 year after the Interview Show was cancelled*

T_L: I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEDDDD!

Espio: Get a life!

T_L: I don't wanna!

Thunder: *magically appears out of nowhere*

T_L: ....THe hell?

Thunder: Make a game or die!

T_L: Make me!

Thunder: *pulls out Uzi from his ass*

T_L: ... Did you just pull a gun out of you ass?

Thunder: ... Yes... I'd use this on you, but I don't want it to get dirty.  *sticks it back in his ass*

T_L: Okay, if you're stuffing it in your ass, so I really don't think that's--

Captain Falcon: FALLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCOOOOON PPPPPAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!!!

T_L: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

Captain Falcon: SHOW ME UR MOVES!

Thunder: ...

Espio: ...

Capt. Falcon: ...

Thunder: ... Why did you just do that?

Capt. Falcon: Cause I'm GAY!

Espio: We already know that...

Capt. Falcon: Shut up or I Falcon Punch you...

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T_L: *crash lands conveniently in a video game studio.* Okaaay. If I'm here, might as well make a game...

Sonic: SONIC'S MY NAME, SPEED'S MY GAME!

T_L: ... I don't even wanna know why you're here. I think I'll make a game dedicated to beating the poop out of Vector!

Sonic: SONIC'S MY NAME, SPEED'S MY GAME!

T_L: x_o *takes out cell phone* Yeah, hello? Yeah. Sonic's here. Kill him. Bye.

Sonic: Who was that?!

T_L: Someone you should know.

Mario: IT'S-A ME, MARIO!

T_L: Lol.

*Mario and Sonic duel to the death*

T_L: Okay, while they're distracted, I shall make... FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

Vector: Lolwut?

T_L: It's a game where you beat up Vector and stop him from finding the computer room!

Vector: I don't think I like this game...

Espio: I think I do...

Charmy: I --

Mighty: CHARMY, YOU'RE GAY!

Charmy: T_T

--- The Game ---

Vector: *runs in a random direction to find the computer room*

Espio: *appears and throws shuriken at Vector*

Vector: *dies* *is resurrected by Thunderhero4.*

Thunder: WAIT!

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T_L: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Thunder: How dare you beat up Vector?!

T_L: You can revive him 8 more times.

Thunder: He's not a cat...

T_L: Riiiiiight, he's just your ninny.

Thunder: ...

T_L: Back to the game!

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Vector: *is revived*

Charmy: DIE! *stings Vector*

Vector: *is unaffected* ...

Charmy: ... Oh... O SHI-!

Vector: :) *plays guitar*

Charmy: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *sponaneously combusts*

Mighty the Armadillo: *hits Vector on the head with a pipe*

Vector: X_x

Mighty: WHo's the strength member of the team now, huh?! Who is it NAO?!

Thunder: T_T This game hurts me as much as it hurts Vector... *revives Vector.*

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T_L: I think that's enough for now. Time for the commercial ending.

COMMERCIAL

Random people: IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NAO!

T_L: *ends commercial* Screw the commercial...

[thunderhero4]

...ok Dave, i will just call that...umm...Introduction 2...OK NO MORE PLEASE. Not until I finish the current requests.

[captainjacksparrow]

Quick question? Can i make stories of being the video game assassin or not?
Also I'm not making games for a while considering my employee's are dead.
p.s. http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=12843.0 its the http for season 4 interviews.

p.s.s reminding and links for season 1-3 dont work.

[thunderhero4]

Quick question? Can i make stories of being the video game assassin or not?
Also I'm not making games for a while considering my employee's are dead.
p.s. http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=12843.0 its the http for season 4 interviews.

p.s.s reminding and links for season 1-3 dont work.

U mean from my profile? I will see what I can do, thanks.

And I dont use those to ressurect old interviews...I have them all copied and pasted in a special file offline just in case. I use those files.

Sorry I havent written much lately, I have alot to take care of, and it might continue until august, for relatives are visiting.

I have added onto game 2: Ultimate Poop, and it is at the last part (I may just cut that instead). I will alert with post that a game was comepleted and moved to the table of contents. I want you to be able to be as lazy as you want, I will take care of all problems and all you do is request them.

And about your quedtion: I would prefer not, for I need room for games to be written and added, 15 per season (was 25, then went to 10, and now upped for the final time). Instead, feel free to make a side thread about it if you like. It is not against the rules on Written board, and if they lock it they are disobeying the rules.

I have had this all planned out (originally supposed to be on NS2) and I can answer any more questions. Dont hesitate to ask, no matter the size. I have a reputation of making top notch fics (thanks to some people that couldn't shut their darn mouths coughwiiboychriscough the old one was locked), and I want to keep that rep, with your help. :)

[thunderhero4]

Ok, i have begun adding in Season 2 Interviews!

And you must not mean in my profile, because those work fine... :| What do you mean CJS?

[captainjacksparrow]

Ok, i have begun adding in Season 2 Interviews!

And you must not mean in my profile, because those work fine... :| What do you mean CJS?

season 4 thread links dont work. Anyway im taking a break from video games meaning no stories for a while.

[thunderhero4]

Ok, i have begun adding in Season 2 Interviews!

And you must not mean in my profile, because those work fine... :| What do you mean CJS?

season 4 thread links dont work. Anyway im taking a break from video games meaning no stories for a while.

They wont work because that link leads to the old NSF, and it is now NSFCD.

I really wish I could write right now, but I cant. I have relatives over and I barely have enough time to even come on here...but when they leave, I promise i will write my ass off. In the meantime, discuss what you would like to see in my final fic (3rd one, after this one) and what you would like to see in this one, to allow me to look forward to something and to keep this bumped.

[captainjacksparrow]

Super smash bros 4.

[thunderhero4]

Super smash bros 4.

Alrighty then.

[thunderhero4]

Attention

Ultimate Poop is comeplete and has been put in the library on the first page for quick access. Read at your own risk :P

[captainjacksparrow]

Attention

Ultimate Poop is comeplete and has been put in the library on the first page for quick access. Read at your own risk :P

Good job...

[thunderhero4]

New poll.

and thanks, and feel free to start your own thread fic thingy cjs

[Triforce_Luigi]

XDD Good job, also, I voted.

[thunderhero4]

Game 5: Knuckles Chaotix 2
Platform: Wii, 360, PS3

Another day at the factory...

Thunder: ok, what next guys?

Dave: I gots an idea!

Thunder and Ryker: What? :|

Dave: A new Knuckles Chaotix!

Thunder: :O it just might work!

Vector: I agree...

Everyone: :|

Thunder: Lets get started!

*Goes to Japan*

Miyamoto: Excuse me? I make Mario, not Sonic...

Thunder: Ryker... we need Sonic team, not this guy...

Ryker: Oh yeah...

*Goes back to America*

Dave: You are so stupid, you make Mexicans look like Jewish perverts.

Ryker: K

*Goes back to Japan*

Dave: Brandon this is Thailand, why did you type Japan?

Thunder: Whoops

*Goes to Thailand*

Dave: Who is making us go from country to country so fast?

Thunder: Its easy, I write the story, and we go where I write.

Dave: Clever, yet dumb...I want to write the story...

Thunder: Go to hell, and we need to get back on topic here!

*Goes back to Japan*

Yuji Naka: Yeah?

Thunder: We need to borrow the Chaotix!

Vector: Wat?

Yuji Naka: Absolutely not...I would nev... *dies*

Thunder, Dave, Vector, Ryker, Marketer, and everyone else in the room at the time: Wat?

CJS: Whoops

Dave: CJS, you retard!

CJS: What do you expect!? I a darn assassin! :'(

Thunder: Dont cry, let me fix it...I think the readers are getting bored of this recurring theme anyway...

*Yuji Naka comes back to life*

Thunder: The miracle of a keyboard

Yuji Naka: Hi

Thunder: Can we borrow the Chaotix?

Yuji Naka: The what?

Thunder: >:D

*later*

Thunder: Now that thats over, lets get down to buisness, ok...

(picture this...)

*a normal day at the Chaotix Detective Agency*

Vector: ZzZz

Charmy: Wake up, ninny!

(Stop picturing)

Marketer: Did Charmy just say ninny!?

Thunder: Yes...this is an M rated game...

Everyone: ????

(re-picture)

Vector: What the f***!?

Charmy: What the f*** were you f***ing sleeping for, you fat f***!?

Espio: I think I want to go get a coffee, what do you guys want?

Charmy and Vector: Brainssss!

*Zombie atack, blood and gore everywhere*

Espio: *with shotgun* Phew, im glad I kept this thing, I am sorry i had to kill my friends though...

Charmy: X_X

Vector: X_

Espio: Ew, Vector lost an eye...

Vector: Say what!?

*END, until Chaotix 3*

(stop picturing)

Thunder: Wait...it needs one more thing...

(re-picture)

Espio: Ew, Vector lost an eye...

Vector: Say what!?

Thunder: Hi mom

Mighty: Hi

*END, until Chaotix 3*

(Ok, you can stop now)

Thunder: There we go...

Dave: ....that was...um...different

Ryker: It suck'd

CJS: Yes, it did suck...

Marketer: Dito

Vector: OMG I LOST AN EYE!

Thunder: Go to hell! ALL OF YOU! Commercial please...

Marketer: K...

(Commercial)

Voice: In a world of unknown...

Vector: *in a whisper* find the computer room

Voice: Where zombies and cake roam...

Espio: *in a whisper* darn, weve been detected

Voice: And only one cutscene can make the diference...

Charmy: *in a whisper* I want cake...

Voice: Knuckles Chaotix 2, now with 100% less Knuckles! Only $59.99! Buy now for all major consoles.