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Started by thunderhero4, July 20, 2008, 03:01:21 PM

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thunderhero4

#15
Game 2: Ultimate Poop
Platform: Wii/DS


Another day at the Video Game factory...

Thunder: Ok, this guy wants us to make a game starring the stars of YouTube Poop...they run amok and the player must catch them and return them to their TV show/video games. Opinions?

Dave: gay

Ryker: gay

Marketer: How are we suppoed to get royalties to YouTube Poop characters!?

Thunder: Theres only one way...we kidnap the founder of YouTube...

Dave: Its stupid enough to work! You suck at making ideas!

Thunder: You make me feel so bad ;_;

Dave: it's my job

Ryker: I will go get the sack!

Thunder: K

*an hour later*

Ryker: *is fat* Sorry i took so long. All i could find was an XL bag of potatoes, and i had to get rid of the potatoes...

Thunder:  :| ....LETS DO THIS!

*At YouTube's founder's house*

YouTube Founder: Well hi! What are you here to sell?

Thunder: Royalties of course! *shoves him in the bag*

*Rips through the bag*

YT Founder: You forgot I had hulk strength!?

Thunder: *scared* I remember now... *gulp*

*I pull out my phone and dial a number*

Thunder: *talking on phone* Yeah...we need you here now...

Dave: Whos that?

Thunder: A friend of mine...

*5 minutes later*

CJS: Yo, sup ninnyes

Dave and Ryker: :O

CJS: You wont sell us your royalties?

YT Founder: Hell no!

CJS: K... *assassinates*

Thunder: WHAT THE F***!? YOU KIST F***ING KILLED HIM!!

CJS: Whoops...O poop...

*back at the factory*

Thunder: I guess we just do the game anyway and ignore all lawsuits?

Everyone: *nods*

Thunder: ok...heres how it will go...

(picture this)

Robotnik: OMG! I gotta get out of here! They keep forcing me to say penish 100 times in a row!

Mama Luigi: You think thats bad? Try saying bagel OVER 9000!!! times! You know how hungry I am!?

Vegeta: I actually have to say OVER 9000!!!....

Vector: NOT SO FAST!

(Stop)

Ryker: Wtf...Vector!? Are you poopting me!?

Thunder: Quit interrupting! The readers want to see what happens next.

Ryker: Oh...sorry JrDude :-\

(re-picture)

Vector: You forgot about me! I am still looking for the computer room!

All of the other poops: Hey thats catchy! We could turn that into an internet fad!

Everyone: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!

...: Not so fast!

Vector: I just said that! Wait who are you?

Dexter: Names Dexter, I am here to get you back in your poops... >:(

Sonic: If people want to touch you in places...thats MORE THAN GOOD!

Dexter: Me and my sidekick...the gay Link

Gay Link: Whatever Dexter... ::)

Dexter: Now...LETS DO THIS!

*uses ray guns*

*at games end*

Dexter: Whew, that was fun...thanks for playing! Look for the sequel: Ultimate Poop 2: Return of the Trouser Chowder!

Gay Link: *dead* X_x

*Scenery change*

Dexter: What the!? TEAM DEATH MATCH!?

(done picturing)

Dave:....does it really need multiplayer...let alone first person team death match!? It wasnt even a FPS!

Thunder: Anyone besides Mr. Optimistic want to comment? ::) Genius, I know

Everyone else: ....

Thunder: I know, too mesmerized to even comment! Good! Marketer, make the commercial!

Marketer: ...okie...

(commercial, this is how all the games will end from here on out)

Marketer: Hey! Whats that!?

Robotnik: Is it a PENISH!?

Marketer: No! It's a new game that stars the stars of YouTube Poop!

Robotnik: Whoa! You said stars twice in one sentence!

Marketer: *shoots Robotnik in the head* Ultimate Poop, exclusively for Nintendo's systems! Wii and DS! Buy today!

Robotnik: Yeah!

Marketer: 0_o





Triforce_Luigi


thunderhero4

Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on July 21, 2008, 04:05:00 PM
O.o

Awesome! XD
Feels good to be doing things like this again. After Season 1 (10 games) I will see if I can get a sig made for this with the shinies and everything like my avatar. Any staff member is free to use it.



Triforce_Luigi

Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 04:08:27 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on July 21, 2008, 04:05:00 PM
O.o

Awesome! XD
Feels good to be doing things like this again. After Season 1 (10 games) I will see if I can get a sig made for this with the shinies and everything like my avatar. Any staff member is free to use it.
If you get it made, I know I'll probably use it!

thunderhero4

Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.



JrDude

Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.
????
Explain better please.
[move][/move]
Dude .

thunderhero4

#21
Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.
????
Explain better please.
[spoiler]Where instead of saying "spoiler" it says what is underneath the spoiler box[/spoiler]



JrDude

Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 10:06:21 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.
????
Explain better please.
[spoiler]Where instead of saying "spoiler" it says what is underneath the spoiler box[/spoiler]
So you mean like this?:
[spoiler=Example]spoilerspoilerspoiler[/spoiler]
or this?:
[spoiler]example[/spoiler]
[move][/move]
Dude .

thunderhero4

Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 10:06:21 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.
????
Explain better please.
[spoiler]Where instead of saying "spoiler" it says what is underneath the spoiler box[/spoiler]
So you mean like this?:
[spoiler=Example]spoilerspoilerspoiler[/spoiler]
or this?:
[spoiler]example[/spoiler]
The first one



thunderhero4

#24
Hey, guess what! All of the season 1 interviews have been placed in the memorial.

Vetran readers, relive the memories.

People who never read, go ahead and read em all, they get ALOT better in the next 4 seasons.



captainjacksparrow

#25
Glad to see you back. Can i be a a video game character finder where i try to get famous video game people into your game and if the person who owns the right wont let me i kidnap him and torture him till he does. Also here's my own video game:
                                                                   Assassins Crossing
Cjs:Wow thunder hero's back. That's great but also means I'm back. "Gets cell phone out and calls Wolf, Krusty, Hk-47 , Solid snake and Altair"
A hour later...
Cjs: Good you all could make it. I'm here to tell you we are BACK.
Everyone: NICE.
Cjs: We are now a video game compony.
Wolf:OK then whats my job?
Cjs:Body guard as a famous video game creator i need a body guard.
Krusty: Am i still advertiser?
Cjs: Yes. Solid snake your job is to ask famous video game creators if we could use their character's. If they wont then kidnap them.
Solid snake: Sure as long as i get to be in metal gear solid 5.
Cjs:Sure, now hk-47 your job is to torture the people solid snake kid naps.
Hk-47: Question: Am i allowed to kill the meat bags?
Cjs: After we get the rights.
Hk-47: Statement: Yes sir.
Altair: So whats my job?
Cjs: Kill some people for me who will try to take down my compony.
Altair: Only if the first game is assassin's creed related.
Cjs: That gives me a great idea for a game, Assassins crossing. So snake kidnap the producer of animal crossing while altair kill the producer of assassin's creed because she tried to sue me for hiring you. Now GO.
(A day later)
Solid Snake: OK the guy wouldn't give the rights so i kidnapped him.
Hk-47: Statement:So i tortured him by having zero suit samus sit in the room with him and she just did a bunch of stuff till he cracked. Then i sniped him 200 yards away.
Altair: I killed the producer and got out. But i accidentally also killed the rayman raving rabbids producer.
Cjs: That's good cause he was going to kill me for taking krusty as his advertiser... (meanwhile on the roof)
Sniper: Ha, that fool to have a glass roof.
(Swoosh)
Wolf: Your a fool to think hes not protected. Now because your my first prey I'm going to have fun killing you.
sniper:Oh CRA- (The next part is to vilont to put in here so I'm skipping to a week later when the game is finish).  :D
Cjs: Well the game is done so lets try it out.
Assassin's crossing (music plays)
(The next part will be violent so skip to end if you don't like violence)
Tom mulaim: Hello you must be Altair. I am Tom mulaim. I run the store here in town and i was wondering if you need a house.
Altair: Yes.
Tom: Well OK you can have  get one if you assassinate 9 people for me.
Altair: Give me a list and it will be done.
(9 gettings stabbed in the throat assassinations later)
Altair: Its is finally done.
Tom: Good NOW because i upgraded the house you need to assassinate 9 more people
altair: WHAT?!?!?!?!? HOW BOUT I KILL YOU INSTEAD
(SWOOSH)
Altair: Cool now i can live a happy live with my neighbors and kill them if they get me mad.
(preview ends and ghost of animal crossing and Assassins creed producer shows up)
Ghosts: YOU KILLED US FOR THAT CRAPPY GAME????
Cjs: Yes because as long as long as it has realistic graphics and it takes a long time to beat you have no idea how many gamers will buy it.
Ghosts of gamers: Hes right.
Other two ghosts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
(All the ghosts disappear)
cjs: OK... Krusty put the ad in the game
Krusty: Brought to you by Cjs Video game compony: If you haven't bought a game from us your crazy.
Cjs: Need to make a new slogan.
Well what do you think?

Triforce_Luigi

Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 10:08:43 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 10:06:21 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 21, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 21, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
Attention:

Somebody post or PM me how to name your spoilers. I now have a way to get the old interviews to you.
????
Explain better please.
[spoiler]Where instead of saying "spoiler" it says what is underneath the spoiler box[/spoiler]
So you mean like this?:
[spoiler=Example]spoilerspoilerspoiler[/spoiler]
or this?:
[spoiler]example[/spoiler]
The first one
[spoiler=Your Life Sucks, Bitches!]Yay old interviews![/spoiler]

thunderhero4

#27
Hey CJS! Yup, I am back in the limelight again! Sure, i will add you to the Staff, and your "game will be added to the list as well! ;) I will call you the "Game Factory Assassin" ;)



captainjacksparrow

#28
Cool now for my second video game "METAL GEAR SOLID 5"
Cjs: Uh.... huh.... yeah.... WOW THANKS (hangs up phone) well everyone thunderhero hired me to be his assassin so you all fired except for you solid snake. Why? Because solid snake has a job to do for me and the first one is to kill all of you.
everyone cept cjs and S.s: What!?!?!?
(Solid snake takes out his rpg-7 and kills everyone)
Cjs: OK now that's done I'm making a final game and its going to be metal gear solid 5. Using the same technology your going to be in it literally.
(zap and solid snakes in the game)
S.s: But wait shouldn't i be dead by now?
cjs: With another interesting plot twist i made it so your mind was transferred into another more powerful clone even though that never happend the public will never know.
S:.s: And...
Cjs: Hideo kojama is taken care of...
(Earlier that day...)
Cjs: Hideo kojama i have terrible news. Your wife is dieing at your house.
H.K: I CAN NOT RUN KONAMI ANYMORE YOU TAKE IT.
(H.k gets in his car and gets to his house across the street)
Cjs:Joker is the bomb ready yet?
J:Yes and here we go....
(boom)
Cjs:THAT WAS IT!?!?!?!??!
Joker: Hm weird i thought your reaction would be more... angry. Anyway here's the real deal.
(BOOM)
Cjs:  :-X HOLY CRUD I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM HERE.
Joker: That's because your shoe's on fire  ;D.
Cjs:Its wha- OWWWWW
Joker: ISNT IT FUNNY.
CJS: HECK NO.
Joker:  >:(  >:(
(Grabs water puts shoe off of fire and flash back ends)
S.s: OK.... so lets start then.
(10 hours later of stealth, crud jokes, interesting plot twists and Snake making out with Mei ling   :-X they get to the final part of the game).
Cjs: Well here's the final deal. You killed robot ninja who turns out to be little john which makes raiden P.OED. So this is the final part of the game where you face off against raiden and its a fight to the death. Winner gets all the cash from the game and loser is dead. Also i like raiden better then you so you better be good or your dead.
(One very awesome fight later...)
Raiden: Well snake its been nice knowing you. Its been a good fight but i have a secret weapon that will win this fight.... A picture of Rykers Avatar
S.s: No..... (Starts drooling at pic)
(Swoosh and clank)
Cjs:Congrats you killed snake as your reward you get 50 % of the cash i make from this game pulse if i ever get to it the main person in mgs 6.
R:Thank you.
Cjs:Now because that's over its time to put the ad in....
Brought to you by Raiden Owns and you know it.
Cjs: Still need a better slogan.

thunderhero4

lol, nice. But thats good for now. Ill add it, but let me finish the next few and you can do some more! ;)