Tha Thunderhero Video Game Factory

[thunderhero4]

Hello. This is my long planned and thought out sequel to Tha Thunderhero Interview Show. Do not worry, it will not be interviews anymore. Instead, it will feature games YOU come up with! I take these games and bring out my ideas for storyline, platform, and other things. Afterwards, you rate them and tell me what you think. I will also allow others to do the same. This is not true fan fiction, but has the same general idea as the interview show: to bring short, but funny parodies of all things. There will be no chapters, but instead a list again. And if anybody wishes to READ the old interviews, please tell me how to take them and give them their own links. Thanks.

Ok, first off, post ONE (and seriously one per person until that request is done) game idea. Give me a briefering of the game and I will add onto that. The further down the road this goes, the more active i will make it for all members. I highly doubt it will reach the popularity of the old show, but I really hope it will be sucessful.

Requests:
-Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn - by Thunderhero4 Comeplete
-Ultimate Poop - YouTube Poop stars escape. Go catch them! - by Live2Die989 Comeplete
-Knuckles Chaotix 2 - Chaotix return, chaos ensues - by Triforce_Luigi Complete
-Paper Mario 2: The Shining Lights - by Thunderhero4 In Production
-Super Smash Bros. 4 - by captainjacksparrow Not Started


List of Games:
-Season 1-
1. Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn (intro) - Written by Thunderhero4
2. Ultimate Poop - Requested by Live2Die989, written by Thunderhero4
3. Knuckles Chaotix 2 - Requested by Trifoce_Luigi, written by Thunderhero4
4. Paper Mario 2: The Shining Lights - Written by Thunderhero4
5. Super Smash Bros. 4 - Requested by captainjacksparrow, Written by Thunderhero4

-Reader Season 1-
1. FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!! (Intro 2) - Written by Triforce_Luigi
2. Assassin's Crossing - Written by captainjacksparrow
3. Metal Gear Solid 5 - Written by captainjacksparrow


Current Season:
Season 1

Rules:
-No spamming, you may comment, but i dont want to see the whole RP like thing going on
-Feel free to do them yourself. Everyone's count's towards the 15 per season, so it will be remembered
-Flamming is a no go. I couldn't care less if you hated the interview threads, this is different
-This is PG-13 so if you are not a fan of this, dont come and keep it to yourself
-All game ideas made into one of these are owned by me and the requester. I do not want to see anyone else using them
-Want a part in the fic, or would like to help host or make it better? Send me a PM or post it here. It is not spam

Edits and Additions:
-Poll system was added
-Season's lowered to 10 games to make things easier
-Introduction finished. Everyone and anyone is now allowed to create their own game stories
-Now hiring staff
-JrDude and Triforce_Luigi joined the force
-Guest stars section added
-Memorials finished and ready to be filled
-Quick list added
-All other posts on first page deleted for room
-Credits section added
-captainjacksparrow has joined the force
-Games raised to 15 a season, final change in games/season
-Reader game section added


Current Poll:
Opinion on return of Member involved fics?
Favorite game system?
What did you like about the interview show?
Sounds coolest for the final fic?
Mario's Age?
Games or Interviews?

Staff:
-Thunderhero4 = Thunder: The CEO of the company and host of the fic
-Announcer = Marketer: Supports me, is my comic relief, markets and creates commercials for games
-Vector the Crocodile = Vector: Recurring backgroud character, provides extra comic relief
-Triforce_Luigi = Dave: Psychologist of the company who tells people that their life sucks, support character
-JrDude = Ryker: An idiot who is somehow important, support character
-captainjacksparrow = CJS: The Factory's Assassin that gets famous characters into our games by force! Support character
-Snorlax = Snorlax: A recurring guy (or Pokemon) who dispises the company and wants to shut it down! Provides extra comic relief

Guest Stars:
-Vaatix - Intro: Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn
-Devil - Intro: Vectors Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn
-YouTube Founder - Game 4: Ultimate Poop
-Shigeru Miyamoto - Game 5: Knuckles Chaotix 2
-Charmy Bee - Game 5: Knuckles Chaotix 2
-Espio the Chameleon - Game 5: Knuckles Chaotix 2
-Yuji Naka - Game 5: Knuckles Chaotix 2

Credits:
-Thunderhero4: Main Writer
-Triforce_Luigi (Dave): Secondary Writer for my fic series' (I owe him quite a bit for all his help)
-JrDude (Ryker): Support Writer for the Interview show, and read it all the way through (i owe him too)
-Starwindwizard7: Always willing to help out with this and the old fic. I OWE EVERYBODY! :)
-Shujinco: Support Writer for Interview show. His were alot of times one of the funniest in the season. I owe him too...
-Mackormoses: Helped out with the Interview show. Give him credit, he tried to keep it going
-HYRULESEAS: Support Writer for the Interview show. Even though i never see him, he needs credit
-Wiiboychris: Secondary founder of the Interview show. He needs credit
-Silverhawk79: Just cuz
-Triforceman22: Wrote some interviews, but read it all the way through, thanks!
-LightningSword: Read the interviews and enjoyed alot of them. I owe him at least a cookie...chocolate chip
-captainjacksparrow (CJS): Support writer. Wrote, read, and enjoyed interviews, he was a veteran of them! I owe you!

[thunderhero4]

Game 1: Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn (introduction)
Platform: Too cool to be on a platform

*Ok, a year has passed sonce Thunder was thrown off the air of his infamous interview show.*

Vaatix: GTFO!

Thunder: D:

*Now, Thunder has created a new buisness, because he just cant keep himself out of buisness*

Thunder: I GOT IT! We will create our own video game company!

Announcer: Wha?

Thunder: You are no longer announcer my friend. You are now known as Marketer.

Marketer: Cool! My name magically changed just to the left of this text!

Thunder: ...okie... I know just the game to start our company!

Marketer: What?

Thunder: Simple, Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn!

Marketer: Sounds pwn.

Thunder: Oh it is. Heres how it goes...

(picture this)

*Vector is enjoying his day off in his house thingy*

Vector: ZzZzZ

Devil: VECTOR! I HAVE COME TO SMITE YOU!

Vector: ZzZzZ.... *yawn* what?

Devil: ....HOW DARE YOU SLEEP IN MY PRESENCE!

Vector: Ok, what do you want?

Devil: I have come to smite you... :|

Vector: Well, um...that will be $99.99...

Devil: *pays* OK THEN! *smites Vector*

Vector: Whats going on!?

Devil: I am smiteing you.

Vector: NO! The darn Broncos lost another game!

Devil: *looks at TV screen* ...why isnt it working!?

Vector: Are you high? I cant be smited, i am full of too much pwn!

Marketer: Wait a minute, wait a minute

(stop picturing)

Marketer: Vector is full of too much pwn!? What the hell!?

Thunder: Shut up and listen!

Vector: Yeah, i think I like this game!

(Ok, re-picture)

Devil: That...thats not fair!

Vector: Fair, bimbo. Now leave my house!

Devil: *sniff* this is why the world needs Steve Irwin again! *goes back to hell*

Vector: Now then, where was I? Oh yeah...ZzZzZzZz

(You can stop now)

Everyone: .......

Thunder: Wasnt that amazing!?

Everyone: .......no

Thunder: Well, you can all go to hell! We are making this game!

Marketer: Ok...i am going to go see if anyone is looking for a job!

Thunder: You do that...MUHAHAHAHAHA!

                                            Thunderhero4 and NSFCD proudly present...
                                            Tha Thunderhero Video Game Factory
                                                        Created by Thunderhero4

[thunderhero4]

Game Quick Menu
Every time I finish a game, i will post it here so you can just go here instead of finding them

1. Vector's Ultimate game of Sheer Pwn (intro) - By Thunderhero4
[spoiler]*Ok, a year has passed sonce Thunder was thrown off the air of his infamous interview show.*

Vaatix: GTFO!

Thunder: D:

*Now, Thunder has created a new buisness, because he just cant keep himself out of buisness*

Thunder: I GOT IT! We will create our own video game company!

Announcer: Wha?

Thunder: You are no longer announcer my friend. You are now known as Marketer.

Marketer: Cool! My name magically changed just to the left of this text!

Thunder: ...okie... I know just the game to start our company!

Marketer: What?

Thunder: Simple, Vector's Ultimate Game of Sheer Pwn!

Marketer: Sounds pwn.

Thunder: Oh it is. Heres how it goes...

(picture this)

*Vector is enjoying his day off in his house thingy*

Vector: ZzZzZ

Devil: VECTOR! I HAVE COME TO SMITE YOU!

Vector: ZzZzZ.... *yawn* what?

Devil: ....HOW DARE YOU SLEEP IN MY PRESENCE!

Vector: Ok, what do you want?

Devil: I have come to smite you... :|

Vector: Well, um...that will be $99.99...

Devil: *pays* OK THEN! *smites Vector*

Vector: Whats going on!?

Devil: I am smiteing you.

Vector: NO! The darn Broncos lost another game!

Devil: *looks at TV screen* ...why isnt it working!?

Vector: Are you high? I cant be smited, i am full of too much pwn!

Marketer: Wait a minute, wait a minute

(stop picturing)

Marketer: Vector is full of too much pwn!? What the hell!?

Thunder: Shut up and listen!

Vector: Yeah, i think I like this game!

(Ok, re-picture)

Devil: That...thats not fair!

Vector: Fair, bimbo. Now leave my house!

Devil: *sniff* this is why the world needs Steve Irwin again! *goes back to hell*

Vector: Now then, where was I? Oh yeah...ZzZzZzZz

(You can stop now)

Everyone: .......

Thunder: Wasnt that amazing!?

Everyone: .......no

Thunder: Well, you can all go to hell! We are making this game!

Marketer: Ok...i am going to go see if anyone is looking for a job!

Thunder: You do that...MUHAHAHAHAHA!

                                            Thunderhero4 and NSFCD proudly present...
                                            Tha Thunderhero Video Game Factory
                                                        Created by Thunderhero4[/spoiler]

2. Ultimate Poop - By Thunderhero4 / Requested by Live2Die69
[spoiler]Another day at the Video Game factory...

Thunder: Ok, this guy wants us to make a game starring the stars of YouTube Poop...they run amok and the player must catch them and return them to their TV show/video games. Opinions?

Dave: gay

Ryker: gay

Marketer: How are we suppoed to get royalties to YouTube Poop characters!?

Thunder: Theres only one way...we kidnap the founder of YouTube...

Dave: Its stupid enough to work! You suck at making ideas!

Thunder: You make me feel so bad ;_;

Dave: it's my job

Ryker: I will go get the sack!

Thunder: K

*an hour later*

Ryker: *is fat* Sorry i took so long. All i could find was an XL bag of potatoes, and i had to get rid of the potatoes...

Thunder:  :| ....LETS DO THIS!

*At YouTube's founder's house*

YouTube Founder: Well hi! What are you here to sell?

Thunder: Royalties of course! *shoves him in the bag*

*Rips through the bag*

YT Founder: You forgot I had hulk strength!?

Thunder: *scared* I remember now... *gulp*

*I pull out my phone and dial a number*

Thunder: *talking on phone* Yeah...we need you here now...

Dave: Whos that?

Thunder: A friend of mine...

*5 minutes later*

CJS: Yo, sup ninnyes

Dave and Ryker: :O

CJS: You wont sell us your royalties?

YT Founder: Hell no!

CJS: K... *assassinates*

Thunder: WHAT THE F***!? YOU KIST F***ING KILLED HIM!!

CJS: Whoops...O poop...

*back at the factory*

Thunder: I guess we just do the game anyway and ignore all lawsuits?

Everyone: *nods*

Thunder: ok...heres how it will go...

(picture this)

Robotnik: OMG! I gotta get out of here! They keep forcing me to say penish 100 times in a row!

Mama Luigi: You think thats bad? Try saying bagel OVER 9000!!! times! You know how hungry I am!?

Vegeta: I actually have to say OVER 9000!!!....

Vector: NOT SO FAST!

(Stop)

Ryker: Wtf...Vector!? Are you poopting me!?

Thunder: Quit interrupting! The readers want to see what happens next.

Ryker: Oh...sorry JrDude :-\

(re-picture)

Vector: You forgot about me! I am still looking for the computer room!

All of the other poops: Hey thats catchy! We could turn that into an internet fad!

Everyone: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!

...: Not so fast!

Vector: I just said that! Wait who are you?

Dexter: Names Dexter, I am here to get you back in your poops... >:(

Sonic: If people want to touch you in places...thats MORE THAN GOOD!

Dexter: Me and my sidekick...the gay Link

Gay Link: Whatever Dexter... ::)

Dexter: Now...LETS DO THIS!

*uses ray guns*

*at games end*

Dexter: Whew, that was fun...thanks for playing! Look for the sequel: Ultimate Poop 2: Return of the Trouser Chowder!

Gay Link: *dead* X_x

*Scenery change*

Dexter: What the!? TEAM DEATH MATCH!?

(done picturing)

Dave:....does it really need multiplayer...let alone first person team death match!? It wasnt even a FPS!

Thunder: Anyone besides Mr. Optimistic want to comment? ::) Genius, I know

Everyone else: ....

Thunder: I know, too mesmerized to even comment! Good! Marketer, make the commercial!

Marketer: ...okie...

(commercial, this is how all the games will end from here on out)

Marketer: Hey! Whats that!?

Robotnik: Is it a PENISH!?

Marketer: No! It's a new game that stars the stars of YouTube Poop!

Robotnik: Whoa! You said stars twice in one sentence!

Marketer: *shoots Robotnik in the head* Ultimate Poop, exclusively for Nintendo's systems! Wii and DS! Buy today!

Robotnik: Yeah!

Marketer: 0_o
[/spoiler]

3. Knuckles Chaotix 2 - By Thunderhero4 / Requested by Triforce_Luigi
[spoiler]Another day at the factory...

Thunder: ok, what next guys?

Dave: I gots an idea!

Thunder and Ryker: What? :|

Dave: A new Knuckles Chaotix!

Thunder: :O it just might work!

Vector: I agree...

Everyone: :|

Thunder: Lets get started!

*Goes to Japan*

Miyamoto: Excuse me? I make Mario, not Sonic...

Thunder: Ryker... we need Sonic team, not this guy...

Ryker: Oh yeah...

*Goes back to America*

Dave: You are so stupid, you make Mexicans look like Jewish perverts.

Ryker: K

*Goes back to Japan*

Dave: Brandon this is Thailand, why did you type Japan?

Thunder: Whoops

*Goes to Thailand*

Dave: Who is making us go from country to country so fast?

Thunder: Its easy, I write the story, and we go where I write.

Dave: Clever, yet dumb...I want to write the story...

Thunder: Go to hell, and we need to get back on topic here!

*Goes back to Japan*

Yuji Naka: Yeah?

Thunder: We need to borrow the Chaotix!

Vector: Wat?

Yuji Naka: Absolutely not...I would nev... *dies*

Thunder, Dave, Vector, Ryker, Marketer, and everyone else in the room at the time: Wat?

CJS: Whoops

Dave: CJS, you retard!

CJS: What do you expect!? I a darn assassin! :'(

Thunder: Dont cry, let me fix it...I think the readers are getting bored of this recurring theme anyway...

*Yuji Naka comes back to life*

Thunder: The miracle of a keyboard

Yuji Naka: Hi

Thunder: Can we borrow the Chaotix?

Yuji Naka: The what?

Thunder: >:D

*later*

Thunder: Now that thats over, lets get down to buisness, ok...

(picture this...)

*a normal day at the Chaotix Detective Agency*

Vector: ZzZz

Charmy: Wake up, ninny!

(Stop picturing)

Marketer: Did Charmy just say ninny!?

Thunder: Yes...this is an M rated game...

Everyone: ????

(re-picture)

Vector: What the f***!?

Charmy: What the f*** were you f***ing sleeping for, you fat f***!?

Espio: I think I want to go get a coffee, what do you guys want?

Charmy and Vector: Brainssss!

*Zombie atack, blood and gore everywhere*

Espio: *with shotgun* Phew, im glad I kept this thing, I am sorry i had to kill my friends though...

Charmy: X_X

Vector: X_

Espio: Ew, Vector lost an eye...

Vector: Say what!?

*END, until Chaotix 3*

(stop picturing)

Thunder: Wait...it needs one more thing...

(re-picture)

Espio: Ew, Vector lost an eye...

Vector: Say what!?

Thunder: Hi mom

Mighty: Hi

*END, until Chaotix 3*

(Ok, you can stop now)

Thunder: There we go...

Dave: ....that was...um...different

Ryker: It suck'd

CJS: Yes, it did suck...

Marketer: Dito

Vector: OMG I LOST AN EYE!

Thunder: Go to hell! ALL OF YOU! Commercial please...

Marketer: K...

(Commercial)

Voice: In a world of unknown...

Vector: *in a whisper* find the computer room

Voice: Where zombies and cake roam...

Espio: *in a whisper* darn, weve been detected

Voice: And only one cutscene can make the diference...

Charmy: *in a whisper* I want cake...

Voice: Knuckles Chaotix 2, now with 100% less Knuckles! Only $59.99! Buy now for all major consoles.[/spoiler]

Member Games List
These are games made by the people who post/have a part in the show

1. A Game Where You Beat Up Vector and Stop Him From Finding the Computer Room  (introduction 2) - By Triforce_Luigi
[spoiler]*1 year after the Interview Show was cancelled*

T_L: I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEDDDD!

Espio: Get a life!

T_L: I don't wanna!

Thunder: *magically appears out of nowhere*

T_L: ....THe hell?

Thunder: Make a game or die!

T_L: Make me!

Thunder: *pulls out Uzi from his ass*

T_L: ... Did you just pull a gun out of you ass?

Thunder: ... Yes... I'd use this on you, but I don't want it to get dirty.  *sticks it back in his ass*

T_L: Okay, if you're stuffing it in your ass, so I really don't think that's--

Captain Falcon: FALLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCOOOOON PPPPPAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!!!

T_L: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

Captain Falcon: SHOW ME UR MOVES!

Thunder: ...

Espio: ...

Capt. Falcon: ...

Thunder: ... Why did you just do that?

Capt. Falcon: Cause I'm GAY!

Espio: We already know that...

Capt. Falcon: Shut up or I Falcon Punch you...

----

T_L: *crash lands conveniently in a video game studio.* Okaaay. If I'm here, might as well make a game...

Sonic: SONIC'S MY NAME, SPEED'S MY GAME!

T_L: ... I don't even wanna know why you're here. I think I'll make a game dedicated to beating the poop out of Vector!

Sonic: SONIC'S MY NAME, SPEED'S MY GAME!

T_L: x_o *takes out cell phone* Yeah, hello? Yeah. Sonic's here. Kill him. Bye.

Sonic: Who was that?!

T_L: Someone you should know.

Mario: IT'S-A ME, MARIO!

T_L: Lol.

*Mario and Sonic duel to the death*

T_L: Okay, while they're distracted, I shall make... FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

Vector: Lolwut?

T_L: It's a game where you beat up Vector and stop him from finding the computer room!

Vector: I don't think I like this game...

Espio: I think I do...

Charmy: I --

Mighty: CHARMY, YOU'RE GAY!

Charmy: T_T

--- The Game ---

Vector: *runs in a random direction to find the computer room*

Espio: *appears and throws shuriken at Vector*

Vector: *dies* *is resurrected by Thunderhero4.*

Thunder: WAIT!

---

T_L: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Thunder: How dare you beat up Vector?!

T_L: You can revive him 8 more times.

Thunder: He's not a cat...

T_L: Riiiiiight, he's just your ninny.

Thunder: ...

T_L: Back to the game!

---

Vector: *is revived*

Charmy: DIE! *stings Vector*

Vector: *is unaffected* ...

Charmy: ... Oh... O SHI-!

Vector:  *plays guitar*

Charmy: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *sponaneously combusts*

Mighty the Armadillo: *hits Vector on the head with a pipe*

Vector: X_x

Mighty: WHo's the strength member of the team now, huh?! Who is it NAO?!

Thunder: T_T This game hurts me as much as it hurts Vector... *revives Vector.*

---

T_L: I think that's enough for now. Time for the commercial ending.

COMMERCIAL

Random people: IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NAO!

T_L: *ends commercial* Screw the commercial...[/spoiler]

2. Assassin's Crossing - By captainjacksparrow
[spoiler]Assassins Crossing
Cjs:Wow thunder hero's back. That's great but also means I'm back. "Gets cell phone out and calls Wolf, Krusty, Hk-47 , Solid snake and Altair"
A hour later...
Cjs: Good you all could make it. I'm here to tell you we are BACK.
Everyone: NICE.
Cjs: We are now a video game compony.
Wolf:OK then whats my job?
Cjs:Body guard as a famous video game creator i need a body guard.
Krusty: Am i still advertiser?
Cjs: Yes. Solid snake your job is to ask famous video game creators if we could use their character's. If they wont then kidnap them.
Solid snake: Sure as long as i get to be in metal gear solid 5.
Cjs:Sure, now hk-47 your job is to torture the people solid snake kid naps.
Hk-47: Question: Am i allowed to kill the meat bags?
Cjs: After we get the rights.
Hk-47: Statement: Yes sir.
Altair: So whats my job?
Cjs: Kill some people for me who will try to take down my compony.
Altair: Only if the first game is assassin's creed related.
Cjs: That gives me a great idea for a game, Assassins crossing. So snake kidnap the producer of animal crossing while altair kill the producer of assassin's creed because she tried to sue me for hiring you. Now GO.
(A day later)
Solid Snake: OK the guy wouldn't give the rights so i kidnapped him.
Hk-47: Statement:So i tortured him by having zero suit samus sit in the room with him and she just did a bunch of stuff till he cracked. Then i sniped him 200 yards away.
Altair: I killed the producer and got out. But i accidentally also killed the rayman raving rabbids producer.
Cjs: That's good cause he was going to kill me for taking krusty as his advertiser... (meanwhile on the roof)
Sniper: Ha, that fool to have a glass roof.
(Swoosh)
Wolf: Your a fool to think hes not protected. Now because your my first prey I'm going to have fun killing you.
sniper:Oh CRA- (The next part is to vilont to put in here so I'm skipping to a week later when the game is finish).  :D
Cjs: Well the game is done so lets try it out.
Assassin's crossing (music plays)
(The next part will be violent so skip to end if you don't like violence)
Tom mulaim: Hello you must be Altair. I am Tom mulaim. I run the store here in town and i was wondering if you need a house.
Altair: Yes.
Tom: Well OK you can have  get one if you assassinate 9 people for me.
Altair: Give me a list and it will be done.
(9 gettings stabbed in the throat assassinations later)
Altair: Its is finally done.
Tom: Good NOW because i upgraded the house you need to assassinate 9 more people
altair: WHAT?!?!?!?!? HOW BOUT I KILL YOU INSTEAD
(SWOOSH)
Altair: Cool now i can live a happy live with my neighbors and kill them if they get me mad.
(preview ends and ghost of animal crossing and Assassins creed producer shows up)
Ghosts: YOU KILLED US FOR THAT CRAPPY GAME????
Cjs: Yes because as long as long as it has realistic graphics and it takes a long time to beat you have no idea how many gamers will buy it.
Ghosts of gamers: Hes right.
Other two ghosts: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
(All the ghosts disappear)
cjs: OK... Krusty put the ad in the game
Krusty: Brought to you by Cjs Video game compony: If you haven't bought a game from us your crazy.
Cjs: Need to make a new slogan.
Well what do you think?[/spoiler]

3. Metal Gear Solid 5 - By captainjacksparrow
[spoiler]Cool now for my second video game "METAL GEAR SOLID 5"
Cjs: Uh.... huh.... yeah.... WOW THANKS (hangs up phone) well everyone thunderhero hired me to be his assassin so you all fired except for you solid snake. Why? Because solid snake has a job to do for me and the first one is to kill all of you.
everyone cept cjs and S.s: What!?!?!?
(Solid snake takes out his rpg-7 and kills everyone)
Cjs: OK now that's done I'm making a final game and its going to be metal gear solid 5. Using the same technology your going to be in it literally.
(zap and solid snakes in the game)
S.s: But wait shouldn't i be dead by now?
cjs: With another interesting plot twist i made it so your mind was transferred into another more powerful clone even though that never happend the public will never know.
S:.s: And...
Cjs: Hideo kojama is taken care of...
(Earlier that day...)
Cjs: Hideo kojama i have terrible news. Your wife is dieing at your house.
H.K: I CAN NOT RUN KONAMI ANYMORE YOU TAKE IT.
(H.k gets in his car and gets to his house across the street)
Cjs:Joker is the bomb ready yet?
J:Yes and here we go....
(boom)
Cjs:THAT WAS IT!?!?!?!??!
Joker: Hm weird i thought your reaction would be more... angry. Anyway here's the real deal.
(BOOM)
Cjs:  :-X HOLY CRUD I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM HERE.
Joker: That's because your shoe's on fire  ;D.
Cjs:Its wha- OWWWWW
Joker: ISNT IT FUNNY.
CJS: HECK NO.
Joker:  >:(  >:(
(Grabs water puts shoe off of fire and flash back ends)
S.s: OK.... so lets start then.
(10 hours later of stealth, crud jokes, interesting plot twists and Snake making out with Mei ling   :-X they get to the final part of the game).
Cjs: Well here's the final deal. You killed robot ninja who turns out to be little john which makes raiden P.OED. So this is the final part of the game where you face off against raiden and its a fight to the death. Winner gets all the cash from the game and loser is dead. Also i like raiden better then you so you better be good or your dead.
(One very awesome fight later...)
Raiden: Well snake its been nice knowing you. Its been a good fight but i have a secret weapon that will win this fight.... A picture of Rykers Avatar
S.s: No..... (Starts drooling at pic)
(Swoosh and clank)
Cjs:Congrats you killed snake as your reward you get 50 % of the cash i make from this game pulse if i ever get to it the main person in mgs 6.
R:Thank you.
Cjs:Now because that's over its time to put the ad in....
Brought to you by Raiden Owns and you know it.
Cjs: Still need a better slogan.[/spoiler]

[thunderhero4]

Season 1 Memorial
This is where i will post all of the old interviews from series one of my Interview Show

1. Pikachu
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the now official Thunderhero interview show. I just recently came back from 2 years in the hospital, and i feel great! lets get started....shall we?
Today we have pikachu...and translating for us is ash ketchum (what a freak)...

Thunder: Hello

Ash: pika

Pikachu: pika

Ash: hi

*Ok, this is already annoying, im going to skip the ash part and assume pikachu can speak with me...

Thunder: Ash, your fired!!!

Ash: !@#$%

*ash leaves in anger*

Thunder: ok...pikachu how do you feel with the popularity you have?

Pikachu: oh, its great man, im gettin all the ladies...

Thunder: do you enjoy being a little elecrtic mouse, or do you want to evolve into a slightly larger mouse named Raichu??

Pikachu: No duh, Raichu sounds awesome, but in my stupid script they made me refuse...i was depressed, angry, sad, and I thought I was going to kill myself...that is until I saw the light. They invited me to join super smash bros. i never went back to my old life again...

Thunder: *reaches for a tissue* so what made you want to come here??

Pikachu: i was gonna go to the chris interview show, but they told me i wasnt important enough and made me come here...

Thunder: wow, is it really that bad in here...

*a piece of the cieling falls on me*

Thunder: .......ow......

*i pass out*

* i wake up, after being shocked*

Thunder: Wha?? what happened??

Announcer: the shows over, dingbat! you passed out for over an hour!

Thunder: what happened to pikachu??

Announcer: i dont know...but hes gone...

Thunder: is it just me, or is this the worst interview we have ever had??

Announcer: i believe so, hardly any laughs came out of it...

Thunder: i guess pikachu is gonna be "shocked" for the rest of his life!

Announcer and thunder: OWWWWWW! major diss!

Announcer: this has been brought to you by crappy interview shows, the first is the worst, and the stage is never built right....do you agree?

Thunder: you are so right announcer guy! Good night everyone!
[/spoiler]

2. Chuck Norris
[spoiler]hello! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show!! Today we have a special guest (dont we always?) say hello to chuck norris!!

Thunder: *sheepishly* hello?

Chuck: hello

Thunder: how are you?

Chuck: fine thanks!

Thunder: so i hear that you have a strong chance of making it into the video game: super smash bros. brawl...

Chuck: what are you talking about!? I HATE VIDEO GAMES!!

Thunder: Aiyeee! Im sorry, i didnt know! I just figured that! Please dont hurt me!! Im an innocent man, I never did anything wrong!! Nooooooo......

Chuck: Haha, you make me laugh! give me a hug!!

*chuck crushes my bones in between his arms*

Thunder: umm...thanks *in pain*

Announcer: Hey, get off the stage!! we cant have anymore broken bones!!

Chuck: why you!

*he does a roundhouse kick into the announcer's face, the announcer goes flying through the window*

Thunder: *turned white, speechless*

Chuck: What are you looking at!?

Thunder: *runs away, what a wuss i am...  *

Chuck: i think this is my show now * he winks at camera* good night!

Note: chuck norris gave me my show back...but i had to pay him...of course...

Thunder: *pant* Good Night! For real...i hope

*goes home and has nightmares*
[/spoiler]

3. Pichu
[spoiler]Hello! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, our guest is Pichu!! and once again, Im going to assume  i can talk to him (me and my talents...)!

Thunder: hi!

Pichu: oh, hello   

Thunder: Is there something wrong??

Pichu: nope *pulls and lights a cigarette*

Thunder: umm there is no smoking in here...

Pichu: bite me...

Thunder: *whispers to announcer* sheesh! why do we always get the bad ones to interview??

Announcer: *shrugs shoulders*

Thunder: so umm, I hear you might not be returning in brawl...

Pichu: i dont care... I was always booed off the stage...

*puffs a smoke*

Thunder: *cough* ok then, i hear you were the worst character anyway...

Pichu: IM SORRY GEEZ! I DID THE BEST I COULD! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!

*pichu starts to cry, and pulls out a knife to cut himself*

Thunder: oh my god! end the show now! please, i cant take much more of this! I might just go emo!

Announcer: way ahead of ya...* has a lit cigarette in his mouth*

Thunder: Nooooooo!

*show cut*
[/spoiler]

4. Ridley
[spoiler]Hello, welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is ridley from his home at norfair! Say hi everyone! (oh and by the way, i dont know if ridley can talk, so im just gonna guess he can)

Audience: Hi!

Thunder: Hello!

Ridley: why did u ask me to come here, this makes no sense...

Thunder: well, doesnt it always make you feel good to make lots of folks happy!?

Ridley: what a waste of time, i could be having my space pirate crew making me some fancy new weapon, try to destroy this place, and have it blown off by samus...but instead im stuck here!!

Thunder: hey, watch ur temper! there are children in the crowd!

Ridley: Oh right....

Thunder: I knew you were gonna want some new weapon...so we prepared one for you!!

*some employees pull out a big ridley-sized suit from behind stage...*

Ridley: what the?? umm, i suppose I could try it on...

*ridley puts on the suit*

Ridley: hmm, what does it do?

*ridley pulls the trigger. a big flag pops out of the gun that says: "ive been on the thunderhero show!"

Thunder: do you like it? i plan on selling it in the gift shop.

Ridley: AHH! a waste of time!

*he burns the suit and marches off stage*

Thunder: umm, what do we do now?

Announcer: Lets show off our tap dancing moves!

*thunder and the announcer tap dance on stage*

*we are booed off*

Thunder: well, i guess those tap dancing skillz never payed off...

*announcer and thunder both look at the camera in distress*

Thunder and announcer: this show has been brought to you by the Chozo tap dancing studio, the only place where mastering tap dancing takes 1000 years...

Thunder: umm, good night?
[/spoiler]

5. Luigi
[spoiler]Hello, this is the thunderhero interview show! today we have a star, or at least a co-star. Yes, its luigi! come on down!

Luigi: thank you for having me on the show.

Thunder: no prob! So i hear everyone wants you to be in brawl since u were in melee and the origional super smash bros. U gonna?

Luigi: of course! Im'a the most important of the mario characters! The game cant go on without me!

Thunder: i suppose your right. IS HE?!

*crowd cheers, luigi blushes*

Thunder: thats great, but I thought that mario was the most important.

Luigi: Are you'a crazy?! If it hadnt been for me, mario wouldnt be here right now! Havent You ever played Luigi's mansion??

Thunder: Umm, i didnt know game characters knew about their own games!

Luigi: No duh, sherlock...

Thunder: ok, ive just about had it with the name calling on this show 

Luigi: oh, sorry

Thunder: its fine, one more question? how are you taller than your older brother?

Luigi: well............

(flashback)

Baby luigi: hey you stole my lolly pop!

Baby mario: I did not, loser

Baby luigi: Why you!! *hits mario on the head with a hammer*

(end of flashback)

Luigi: it was coincidence, i guess.

Thunder: okay...

Luigi: yeeeah.....

Thunder: mm-hmmm

Luigi: uh huh

John Madden: Yeppers

Thunder: when did john madden get here!? security!!

*security escorts John Madden out*

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by:

Luigi: the mushroom toothpaste!

Thunder: its minty fresh!

Luigi and thunder simultaniously: FOR REAL!!!
[/spoiler]

6. Ness
[spoiler]Hi! and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, we have a special veteran! Ness!

*crowd cheers*

Thunder: Hello

Ness: hi

Thunder: I hear you are being replaced in brawl by lucas. what are your thoughts?

Ness: its a big secret, but ill tell u anyway... Its actually me in a costume, there is no real lucas...

Thunder: WHAT!!?? Isnt that against the rules??

Ness: well, i had no other choice, I sort of broke a rule...they wouldnt have let me back in...

Thunder: i see, and what rule would that be?

Ness: well...

(Flashback)

Mr. Saturn: I dare you to give the ancient minister a wedgie!!

Ness: well ok

*sneaks up on ancient minister, gives wegie*

Ancient minister: why you!!!

*he zapps ness back to his home planet*

Ancient minister: hrmff!

*he floats away*

Mr. saturn: umm, oops...

Poo: yeah...

Mr. saturn: so why is ur name poo anyway?

Poo: well

(flashback)

Poos mom: oh my god! its a boy!

Poos dad: what shall we call him?

mom: umm... he shall be called...

*pooot*

Mom: aw my gawd! thats the biggest poo ive ever seen!

Dad: then we'll call him poo...

(end of poo's flashback)

Poo: i dont like to talk about it...

(end of ness's flashback)

Ness: i dont like to talk about it...

Announcer: this how has been brought to you by announcer guys! they can even be your lawyer!
[/spoiler]

7. Toad
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! Today, our guest is toad! from princess peach's castle! Come on down, toad!

Toad: hi

Thunder: hi

Toad: I watch this show all the time, and im guessing youre gonna ask me a question right?

Thunder: umm, yeah...

Toad: then fire away...

Thunder: ok. I hear peach has been using you as a sheild to block enemy attacks for her. how do you feel about that?

Toad: well, its a hard job, and somebodys gotta d.....Hi, im toad!

Thunder: umm, yeeah, we already know that...now please answer the question.

Toad: what questio....Hi, im toad!

Thunder: Great scot! Its short term memory loss!

Toad: whats short term memory lo...Hi im toad!

Thunder: Hi im toad!

Toad: Your toad too?! Nice to meet yo...Hi im toad!

Thunder: yeeah, *looks at watch* I think its time for my cofee break...

Toad: ok, goodby....Hi im toad!

*thunder leaves*

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by toads of the mushroom kingdom! Most of them arent worth talking to in the first place!
[/spoiler]

8. Shadow the Hedgehog
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today we have the rival of sonic! thats right! its shadow!!!

*crowd cheers*

Thunder: umm, where is he?

*shadow appears on stage*

Thunder: I love the uses of chaos control!

Shadow: what do you want?

Thunder: sit down, i just want to ask you some questions...

Shadow: whatever

Thunder: ok, first off, I hear you cant age. How old are you from your creation?

Shadow: i dont like to talk about it...

Thunder: oh cmon! you can do it!

Shadow: I SAID NO!

*shadow picks up my bowl of candy and throws it at me, i duck just in time*

Thunder: easy, easy, we dont want any injuries...next question, what are in those skates of yours?

Shadow: phazon energy! what else?!

Thunder: where the !@#$% did you get phazon?

Shadow: I know a guy...

Thunder: ok...next question. You might be getting a playable position in brawl, what are your thoughts?

Shadow: Either i wont go because all of the others (especially sonic) are inferior to my power. Or I will go just so i can conqer the whole place...

Thunder: yeeeah, thats why I would go too!

Shadow: youre lying! Stop lying!

*shadow starts chucking every thing he can find at me*

Thunder: well, this has been another episode of the interview show, now all i need to do is find a way to shake this guy! announcer, take it away!

Announcer: thanks thunder! this show has been brought to you by illegally smuggled phazon, the cheapest illegal object in the universe!
[/spoiler]

9. Miles "Tails" Prower
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is Tails! thee fox!!

Tails: hi

Thunder: Wazzup, tails!

Tails: umm. hi

Thunder: okie, first question... When you followed and met sonic, did he think you were a mindless murderer trying to kill him?

Tails: umm, i dont think so...

Thunder: next question, If you can fly, then why do you build freaking airplanes?

Tails: umm, i guess i never really thought about it before...i guess something to do...

Thunder: do u think you could build me a sheild whatchamajigger? i need it because of all the hostile interviewees we get...

Tails: first of all, yes, and second of all, its called a model p61039402 turbo-retractengine 12367182 of model#550493029304920, made of titaniumn alloy and pl06 material, it can be found at coordinates 4955064...

*one hour later*

Tails: ....4039405, and that is the specs of this sheild...

Thunder: *asleep* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-huh? what, are you done?

Tails: not exactly, we still need the materials. material 1 is found at coordinates 55601382...

Thunder while tails is talking:*whispers to announcer* umm, nobody likes educational television, we might as well end this now...

Tails: 12949020391903829120392por020kps...

Announcer: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thunder: umm, ill end the show...this show has been brought to you by big-smackers! it makes annyone shut up! allow me to demonstrate!

Tails: object 2 is found at 5069403 *smack*

*tails is out-cold*

Thunder: good night!
[/spoiler]

10. Triforce_Luigi (NSFCD Poster)
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, our guest is a poster on the smash board! his name is Triforce_Luigi! aplaud to him!

*crowd claps*

Thunder: wait a minute, i know you! hows it goin?

Triforce: pretty good, thanks.

Thunder: okay, u now the rules right?

Triforce: yup

Thunder: okay, first question, what is that on your hand?

Triforce: oh, its called a triforce, mine is the triforce of crazy frogs...

Thunder: crazy frogs huh?

Triforce: yeah, you got a problem with that?!

Thunder: no, of coarse not! I even had an experience with the crazy frog once!

(flashback)

Thunder: what a beautiful day were having!

*whammo, i get hit by the crazy frog's invisible motorcycle*

(end of flashback)

Thunder: it was tragic...

Triforce: sounds like it...

Thunder: second question, judjung by your name, do u like luigi?

Triforce: Luigi PWNZ!!!

Luigi in the crowd: *has Triforce_luigi's #1 foam finger on* goooo triforce_Luigi!!*

Triforce: Hey, hes here!

Thunder: who let him back in? Security!!

*security throws luigi out*

Triforce: hey, how could you throw him out!!?? I will avenge u luigi!

Thunder: umm, what?

*triforce pulls out an oozie*

Triforce: muhahahahaha!

Thunder: nooooooooooooo!!!!!!

*show cut*
[/spoiler]

11. Wario
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today, our guest is a fat guy named wario. does anybody know who he is? Haha! just kiddin! welcome wario!

Wario: ack! that joke was not funny! who are you annyway?!

Thunder: Hi, im thunderhero, and interviewer...

Wario: oh, i hope this camera doesnt make me look fat!!

Thunder: it shouldnt...i hope

Wario: Ok then, what do you want!?

Thunder: im going to ask you some questions...

Wario: fine!

Thunder: first question, what do you have for that garlic stuff, its disgusting if you ask me!

Wario: Its not disgusting!  but if u must know, it makes me really strong...

Thunder: wow really, somebody get me a piece...

*a guy brings out a clove of garlic*

Thunder:*munch* blech! thats disgusting!

*all the sudden, i grow a six-pack*

Thunder: wow!

Wario: see?

Thunder: ok next question, why do you love money so much?

Wario: thats no question

Thunder: i guess your right...

Wario and thunder: We love money, lalalalala!

*pfft*

Thunder: what was that noice? OMG what is that smell!?

Wario: oops, here comes the cavalry...

*pooooot**fart**gas*

Thunder: oh my god!! theres something wrong with that smell! Security!

*wario reaches for a snickers out of my candy bowl*

Thunder: no wait!!

*wario eats it* *pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooottttttttttt*

*the whole building blows up*

Thunder: I.....I.....I have to take a shower............

Wario: hahaha! that was a good one eh?

Thunder: "sigh"

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by snickers candy bars...dont eat them if you are gas freindly...
[/spoiler]

12. My Mii
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is a notorious mii...thats right! its my Mii! say hello to my mii: brandon!

Thunder: hello brandon...

Brandon Mii: hello brandon

Thunder: erm, you call me thunderhero here, ok?

Brandon: sure

Thunder: im going to ask you a few questions...

Brandon: ok

Thunder: ok, first, why do you keep poping up in all the wii gamez i play??

Brandon: because you put me there stupid...

Thunder: oh yeah... next question, why do you look alot like me?

Brandon: *sigh*

Thunder: errr, what an awkward interview...

Brandon: yeah, it might just be best if we ended it now...

Thunder: true dat...

Announcer: this has been brought to you by Miis, the only freind you will ever have if you have no freinds!
[/spoiler]

13. Waluigi
[spoiler]Hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is waluigi! give claps to waluigi!

Waluigi: thanks...

Thunder: no prob.! first question, i hear youve got a chance to be in ssbb, what are your thoughts?

Waluigi: ummm, i was never really in that much popular mario games, i hope i get in...

Thunder: Yeeah, you were only in the spinoff games...how sad...

Waluigi: yeeah...

Thunder: yeah...but arent you a sinister villan?

Waluigi: not really, only in the games...

Thunder: wow, maybe we can go get a cofee sometime!

Waluigi: ok sure. i guess ill see ya!

Thunder: ok, goodbye! wow, what a nice guy!

Announcer: umm...you just ended the show like 20 captions early...

Thunder: oops....ah what the heck...

Announcer: this has been brought to you by cofee, it wakes you up, thats pretty much the only thing it does...
[/spoiler]

14. Daisy
[spoiler]Welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is daisy (aw gawd) clap for daisy!

Crowd: *applause*

Daisy: HI IM DAISY!

Thunder: umm, hello, i hear you will probably not be in the game ssbb, since peach has u as a color swap. your thoughts?

Daisy: Peach has always been the lucky one!! why cant I ever be in a popular game!? I wasnt even in galaxy and a freakin pokeball was in it!!

Thunder: yes, so those are all true, but at least you get to participate in alot of spinoffs.

Daisy: so?? spinoffs are like the butts of the mario industry! i need a game of my own! Just like Waluigi!

Crowd: *cheers*

Daisy: *waves to crowd* HI IM DAISY!

Thunder: *whispers to reader* wow, this is turning into an opra show...id better change the subject...

*cricket noises*

Daisy: who are you talking too?

Thunder: umm, no one, and why do you always say HI IM DAISY?? I mean, i think they know who you are...

Daisy: oh yeah...good point...

Thunder: yeah...do you have short term memory loss like toad here?

Daisy: umm, no...but i do have a special relationship with luigi that involves some serious se...

Thunder: *interupting* well, it looks like the show is gonna have to end now if it wants to stay pg rated...take it away announcer guy!

Announcer: thanks thunderhero, this show has been brought to you by: mario spinoff games, the characters that only appear on those are losers!

Daisy: What???

Announcer: goodnight! *daisy punches him a split second befor show cuts*
[/spoiler]

15. Slippy Toad
[spoiler]Hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest in slippy toad! say hello to slippy toad!

Slippy: Hi!

Thunder: hi there! I hear that fox is getting pretty popular in super smash bros., what do you think of that?

Slippy: eh, he needs the recognition, hes an amazing captain!

Thunder: yes, but what would you think if you got in the game?

Slippy: well...

*day-dream*

Slippy: *in hot tub with 2 other frog girls* well ladies, would you like to see my muscles?

2 frog womans: why yes slippy, we love you!

Slippy: its good being a smash star.

*end of day-dream*

Slippy: *drooling*

Thunder: ummm...WAKE UP!!

Slippy: wha? who? omg...you gotta get me in that game!!

Thunder: sorry pal, but sakurai will decide that. And i hope to interview sakurai some day!

Slippy: if you do, could you ask him for me?

Thunder: umm sure, whatever   

Slippy: thanks man!

Thunder: no prob. and thats the end of our show. take it away announcer guy!

Announcer: thais show has been brought to you by the wolfen/arwing company. if they cant make em, neither can you!
[/spoiler]

16. Bidoof
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! todays guest is a common bidoof....umm say hi?

Crowd: *yawn*

Bidoof: Im so happy to be here! out of all the bidoofs in the world, im the one!

Thunder: umm, yes now heres your question, when do you think your pokeball appearance will happen on the smsh bros. dojo?

Bidoof: Pokeball experience? im gonna be a newcomer!

Thunder: yeeah, ok...next question. Why not bibarel?

Bidoof: stupid question, NEXT!

Thunder: answer the question!

Bidoof: no

Thunder: fine, i was always mad when i found you in the wild in pearl anyway...you are annoying and repeditive...

Bidoof: *turns red* fine then! im leaving!

*bidoof leaves*

Thunder: good riddance! i sure hope not all bidoofs are this stubborn!

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by super smash bros. pokeballs! if you dont got it, run the heck away!!!
[/spoiler]

17. The Indifferent Smiley ( :| )
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the Thunderhero interview show!! Today our guest is an indifferent smiley (how did he even get on this show?? someone needs to be fired!)

Thunder: hi?

Smiley: :|

Thunderhero: umm, say again?

Smiley: :|   

Thunder:.....................

Smiley: :|   

Thunder: SAY SOMETHING!!!

Smiley: :|   

Thunder: ok im going to copy you... :|

Smiley: :| 

Thunder: :|   

Smiley: :|   

Thunder: :|   

Smiley: >:(   

Thunder: uh oh....

* I somehow get beat-up by a smiley...*

Smiley: :P     

Thunder: ............. 

Announcer: this episode has been brought to you by Nsider Smileys! You can do just about anything you want with them!!
[/spoiler]

18. Birdo
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is birdo! Say hi to birdo!!

*applause*

*birdo smooches to crowd*

Some guy in crowd: Eww pervert!

Thunder: security, remove that man please...

*security throws him out*

Thunder: ok birdo, first question, do you think you will be a newcomer in ssbb?

Birdo: Yes, or at least I should...

Thunder: *whispers* thats what they all say...

Birdo: what? i cant hear you...

Thunder: oh nothin...next question, why are you a boy AND yoshi's "girlfreind"? (-source for that fact is from wikipedia  -)

Birdo: loooong story...

Thunder: yeeah, i dont think i want to know...

Birdo: next question please?

Thunder: ok, do you know any girl yoshis?

Birdo: No such thing...

Thunder: eww....you and yoshi are gay!?

Birdo: I dont like to call it that, i call it "a man to man liker"

Thunder: wow...I think were done here...

Birdo: whatever...

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by homosexuals, they can be ANY species!
[/spoiler]

19. Silverhawk79 (Head Admin of Doom)
[spoiler]Hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today we have a very special guest (i probably am not worthy, since i post here and all). Its Silverhawk79! the head admin of doom! come on down!!

*crowd screams like crazy*

Silver: thank you, youre too kind!

Thunder: hi! its nice to actually meet you, thanks for makin the new nsider forums! I love em!

Silver: aw, it was nothing really...

Thunder: it was the biggest, bestest thing that ever happened to the web!

Silver: wow, thanks!

Thunder: no prob! okie, first question: what kinds of games do you like?

Silver: I love guitar hero 3 and fire emblem. woot to Guy!

Guy *in crowd*: You rool!!!

Thunder: heheheh, howd he get here?

Announcer: *looks at invite list* i never invited guy....

Thunder: you know what that means! Security!!

*security escorts guy out*

Silver: hey what was that for??

Thunder: sorry man, show rules...

Silver: i understand...next question?

Thunder: ok, who is your favorite "hero of time"?

Silver: now thats a dumb question...its silver the hedgehog...

Thunder: what I thought youd say...

Silver: Haha! gotcha! of course its link, who else?

Thunder: i suppose your right...

*all the sudden the doors rush open*

Some random girl: omg! its silverhawk79! hes in here!!

*all the sudden 3 dozen girls come rushing in to see silver*

Thunder: oh noes! this is gonna hurt!

Silver: not to worry, im im an eagle scout!

*silver throws a rope to the other side of the stage and we slide across it*

Thunder: My hero!

*all the sudden, all the nintendo stars come rushing in*

Mario: its silverhawk79! hes in here!

Thunder: oh no!!!

*just before were mobbed by ladies and fictional characters, the crowd applauds*

Some guy in crowd: wow, this is the best play ive ever been to!

Thunder and silver: sigh...well, might as well take the moment while we have it!

*everyone, including the happy mobs, take a bow*

Thunder: wow, this just might be the most awkward interview ive ever made! I cant wait to post it!

Silver: not without my permission...

Thunder:......... :| 

Silver: ha, jk! go ahead!

Thunder: lol thanks! and take it away announcer guy!

Announcer: ok! this show has been brought to you by, the nsider forums! if youre not a member here, then youre not a member annywhere else!
[/spoiler]

20. Toadette
[spoiler]hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is toadette! have a seat!!

Toadette: why thank you...

Thunder: okay! first question, why do you act all kind and cutesey in the games?

Toadette: 2 words, shigeru miyamoto. i actually snuck this though.

*she rips off her sleeve and reveals a tatoo that says "ill be your daddy"*

Thunder: wow, it looks like we can be a matching pair!

*i rip off my sleeve and reveal a tatoo that says "ill be your mama"*

Toadette: ................ill be your mama?

Thunder: yeah! cool huh?

Toadette: umm, yeah sure...

Thunder: ok next question, why do you look so much different than all other toads?

Toadette: its the infamous bleach accident, it turned me pink...

Thunder: ahh, i too have a bleach incident...

*i rip off my shirt aand reveal a huge pink blob on my back*

Toadette: eww, get away from me!

*toadette leaves*

Thunder: wow that might have been the best april fools joke ive ever pulled!

*I peel off fake tatoo and bleach spot*

Announcer: but its not april 1st...

Thunder: oh its not??

Announcer: no...

Thunder: oops, i hope this doesnt get us sued...wed better end the show now...

Announcer: right behind you, this show has been brought to you by bleach, the cleaner, AND the stupid anime show!
[/spoiler]

21. Animal Crosser
[spoiler]hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today is the animalcrosser! yippidy (im thinkin of a new catch phrase, but yippidy just doesnt give me tht "feel")

AC: Hi!

Thunder: hows it goin?

AC: eh, pretty good, u?

Thunder: ive been attacked by a bee and crocodile, mobbed by girls, gotten hurt bad on this show lots of times, and almost got sued...AND I STILL FEEL GREAT!!

AC: wow, how long do you think you can take this?

Thunder: im getting pretty close to cracking, but i should be fine...

AC: thats good...

Thunder: aw shoot, i forgot...1st question: you seem to be pretty popular in the fan fics for being in ssbb. you gonna join?

AC: well you see, i think that...

*a trailer drives by (lol, chris is gonna flame me!!  )*

Thunder: wow, ok thats a good reason...

AC: yeah, i thought of it hard...

Thunder: ok next question, what is animal crossing wii gonna be about?

AC: well its gonna be about...

*another triler drives by (Oo, im in for it now!!  )*

Thunder: hey! where do these trailers come from?? Announcer! find a way to keep them away!

Announcer: Right!

*he gets on a balcony and arms his rocket launcher*

Thunder: ok now what?

AC: its gonna be about
(click to show/hide)

Thunder: whoa! Nice!

AC: yeah...

Thunder: well thanks for being on the show, announcer! take it away!

Announcer: im a little busy...

*you hear an explosion from his rocket launcher*

Thunder: ok ill do it! this show has been brought to you by bells of the AC world! Will ya trade me? i gotta get this schweet haircut!
[/spoiler]

22. Amy Rose
[spoiler]hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is amy rose! say hi!

Amy: Hi Brandon!

Thunder: ???? How do you know my name??

Amy: I saw your mii...

Thunder:.................... ???? 

Amy: lets just do the questions...

Thunder: ok...first question: when sonic rescued u in sonic cd, what did you see in him? i mean he brags about his speed, and he seems to consider you annoying...

Amy: beause hes so hawt, and hes famous...and speed is my thing! I used to be obsessed with need for speed games b4 i met him...

Thunder: 

Amy: Next question?

Thunder: right, why can you run fast in sonic heroes and not in any other game?

Amy: Because i was wearing better shoes...

Thunder: ok...next question, are you mad that you mistook shadow AND silver for sonic?

Amy: not really, its mostly just confusing...

Thunder: i know that feeling...

(flashback)

amy: hi brandon!

thunder: ???? How do you know my name??

(end of flashback)

Amy: didnt that just happen?

Thunder: oh yeah...last question, why do you have such a short temper?

Amy: ME?! SHORT TEMPER?! WHY YOU LITTLE!!

*she pulls out piko piko hammer*

Thunder: oh no * I close my eyes*

Announcer: *fighting cloud in background* This show has been brought to you by the piko piko hammer company! Making strong durable hammers for young women to fend off men for years!
[/spoiler]

23. Marth
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is marth from fire emblem! come on down!

Marth: Thank you for having me....

Thunder: oh, np  . first question, is your hair naturally blue or is it something else?

Marth: I kinda experimented how to get my beutiful hair to pull in the ladies, and i kinda had an accident with the blue coloring, and now its stuck like this...im thinking about trying axe next...did you see those commercials!? flawless...

Thunder: since when did you have tv in your kingdom??

Marth: Ebay...

Thunder: ah...i see...next question, i hear you might get replaced by ike in ssbb...what are your thoughts??

Marth: ike is stupid, evrybody liked me best...i was even used by the best melee player in the world!

Thunder: I used captain falcon...

Marth: hes not as fast as i am! switch to me!

Thunder: no way...i rock with CF! last question, is that perfume your wearing??

*i take a sniff*

Marth: why yes, want to try some?

Thunder: umm no thanks....lets end the show...now...

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by hair dye, be careful, you may turn blue...
[/spoiler]

24. Mr. Game and Watch
[spoiler]Hello, and welcome to tha thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is Mr. Game and Watch! come here G&W!

*he sits down*

Thunder: Wheres he at?

G&W: im right here!

Thunder: oh yeah, i remember...

*i adjust my chair so i can see his 2-Dness*

Thunder: Thats better, ok first question, i hear you resemble mario before he became, well, mario...

G&W: yes actually, i am marios father

Crowd: *gasp*

Thunder: whoa! now thats weird!

G&W: yeah....

Thunder: ok, next question, do you think you will be invited into ssbb?

G&W: if i am, i will go...if not, then i should, im the first official nintendo character!

Crowd:*gasp*

Some guy: wait we already knew that!

Crowd: oh yeah...

Thunder: hmmm, next question...do you think your series should be offered on the virtual console for 50 to 100 points each? on a system called game and watch?

G&W: yah, that would be my wii debt! even ice climbers and pit had their wii debt! (their gamez are on the VC)

Thunder: ......yeah........last question, if your marios father, why is he 3-D and u 2-D?

G&W: he used to be 2-D....

Thunder: yeah, but hes not now....

G&W: it was some weird growth pattern that happens to alot of game characters...

Thunder: that explains alot! well thanx for comming!

G&W: no prob! announcer guy?

Thunder: hey thats my line!

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by liquid crystal games, the only place u see em anymore is in McCdonalds kids meals, and they suck!
[/spoiler]

25. Naruto (Series Finale)
[spoiler]Hello and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! Today our guest is Naruto the ninja! Say hi!

Naruto: omigosh im on tv! this is so awesome that even pervy sage is gonna look up to me! BELIEVE IT!

Thunder: wow, i considered that a complement, thanks!

Naruto: haha! No problem! so what do i gotta do?

Thunder: im gonna ask you some questions...

Naruto: ok!

Thunder: ok first question, do you think you are a better fighter than Kakashee?

Naruto: Oh yeah baby! Kakashee has a new sensei! Me! Beilieve it!

Thunder: alright! next question, what is your favorite jutsu?

Naruto: The shadow clone jutsu! Who else gets to see themselves 100 times a second?!

Thunder: you have no idea how many mirrors i have in my dressing room...

Naruto: hmmm, never really thought about it that way...

Thunder: yeeah, ok, next question, do you think you will ever get sakura as your girlfreind?

Naruto: After this, she'll be nibbling at my feet! hear me out sakura!!

Thunder: yeeah, ok were done here...

Naruto: ok! just point me to your nearest ramen stand and...

Crowd: *ahem*

Naruto: what??

*naruto looks in the crowd and sees sauske, sakura, kakashee, and jiraya....*

Kakashee: you said your better than me, geeze you're a squirt, arent you?

Jiraya: What did you say about me??!!

Sakura: I will NEVER go out with you, Naruto!!

Saske: hrmph, why did i even come...

*naruto backs up against a wall*

Naruto: Brandon! Help me out here!!

Thunder: sorry man, you're on your own with this one... 

Sakura: SHAAAAAA!!!!!!

*she kicks him in the nuts, and they all start beating up naruto*

Thunder: announcer?

Announcer: right! this show has been brought to you by ramen in a cup! the greatest invention since sliced bread!!
[/spoiler]

[thunderhero4]

Season 2 Memorial
Here i will re-post all of the old interviews from series 2 of my Interview Show

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Season 3 Memorial
Here is where the old interviews from series 3 of my old Interviews Show go

[thunderhero4]

Season 4 Memorial
Look here to find the old interviews from series 4 of my Interview Show

[thunderhero4]

Season 5 Memorial
Located here are the interviews from series 5 of my old Interview Show

[thunderhero4]

Season 6 Memorial
This is the final series of the show, it wasnt finished (due to ban) but I stuffed it with interviews from other sites, enjoy and alot of these have never been read by people here

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, okay. Can I be a psychologist?

[thunderhero4]

Oh, okay. Can I be a psychologist?

Ok, tell me your role as a psychologist

For example, look in the first post under staff. It explains the role of each person on the show

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, okay. Can I be a psychologist?

Ok, tell me your role as a psychologist

For example, look in the first post under staff. It explains the role of each person on the show

I tell people they are idiots and should deal with their own mental problems. Then call them idiots some more. And then tell 'em they are mentally retarded in some fashion.

[JrDude]

Can I be the idiot who's somehow important?

[thunderhero4]

Can I be the idiot who's somehow important?

Yeah. I will call you Ryker (or JrDude if you would prefer that)

[JrDude]

Can I be the idiot who's somehow important?

Yeah. I will call you Ryker (or JrDude if you would prefer that)

Ryker's fine.