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Started by Macawmoses, May 01, 2010, 05:08:37 PM

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Macawmoses

MacGyver was a popular show because of the random ways out of dangerous situations that were created. Your job in this game is to find a semi-realistic approach to the post above you. Then, you create a situation, and possible items for use, for the next person.

Situation: You are on the fifth story of a building, with 3 minutes before a bomb goes off. You can't leave the story through stairs (they're destroyed) or the elevator (it's not working). There is a large window with a tree about 15 feet away. Other than that, it's a straight drop below.

You are wearing standard clothes (tube socks, underwear, a shirt, jeans, and a jacket), and in your pockets, you have a lighter, swiss army knife, two quarters, and some dental floss. There's an old barrel, a small table with a desk lamp (that works), and a clock on the wall. What do you do?

Light

VICKY, HAND ME THAT PAPER CLIP!

Open up the bomb to try and defuse it.
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Macawmoses


Light

Use the swiss army knife.
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So_So_Man

1. Cut the clothes in half
2. Tie the clothes together to make a rope
3. Using the table and all of the other items (as a counterweight , except for the desk lamp that you bend into a hook) walk as far out the window as you can
4. Grab onto the tree using the clothes rope
5. ???
6. Profit

Rayquarian

1. Grab bomb
2. Take off socks and underwear
3. Unweave the socks and underwear
4. Weave the thread into a sturdy, flexible string
5. Pull some nails out the floor
6. Use it to create a slingshot out of the sturdy, flexible string

Oh, crap!  My idiot sidekick defused the bomb!  Well...

7. Tie dental floss to bomb
8. Light floss with lighter
9. When floss fails to ignite, grab the desk lamp
10. Use the lighter to put the lamp on fire, creating an explosion
11. The dental floss is now lit
12. Launch bomb out window on tree
13. Explosion; tree flies next to window
14. Climb on tree
15. ???
16. Profit

So_So_Man

Quote from: Rayquarian on May 04, 2010, 06:33:09 PM
1. Grab bomb
2. Take off socks and underwear
3. Unweave the socks and underwear
4. Weave the thread into a sturdy, flexible string
5. Pull some nails out the floor
6. Use it to create a slingshot out of the sturdy, flexible string

Oh, crap!  My idiot sidekick defused the bomb!  Well...

7. Tie dental floss to bomb
8. Light floss with lighter
9. When floss fails to ignite, grab the desk lamp
10. Use the lighter to put the lamp on fire, creating an explosion
11. The dental floss is now lit
12. Launch bomb out window on tree
13. Explosion; tree flies next to window
14. Climb on tree
15. ???
16. Profit
here, i'll shorten this for you.
1. Throw bomb just past tree so that it detonates and the tree falls next to the window
2. Escape via tree
3. ???
4. Profit