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Started by Kilroy, May 23, 2011, 11:53:17 AM

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FruitFlow

Quote from:  on May 26, 2011, 12:22:15 PM
127 t-shirts acquired! Added to your stash.

T-shirt x127 equipped! Defense +4! Speed -4!


Oh. Hey. Under all these t-shirts, you found $100 cash and a ton of freeze-dried food.

$100 acquired! Added to your wallet.

Freeze-dried food x40 acquired! Added to your stash.

You turn around and kneel, bending over too see under the bed.

Beneath the bed lies three suitcases: one is small, one is large, and one is in between.


I'll go for the small.
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Kilroy

Quote from: Alisaihin on May 26, 2011, 12:45:26 PM
Open the large suitcase.
this one was first, so I'm going with it.

You pull the large suitcase from under the bed, unzipper the sides, and flip it open. A bright blue light shines out from the inside, and a booming voice emanates across the room.

"YOU! WHY HAVE YOU OPENED THE SUITCASE OF MIGHT? DO YOU REALIZE THE IMPLICATIONS HERE?"

You shake your head in confusion.

"TWIT! MORON! IDIOT! LUNATIC! ALL THE LOT OF INSULTS! MUST I EXPLAIN?"

You nod your head in fearfusion. The booming voice sighs.

"FINE. IT'S LIKE THIS, MY FRIEND.

I AM THE SUITCASE OF MIGHT. MY TWO BROTHERS, MIND AND MIDDLE, WERE NEXT TO ME UNDER THE OVERPLACE.

BY PICKING ME, YOU HAVE DETERMINED YOUR OWN FATE!"

Suddenly, scary thunder!

"WAHAHAHAHAHA!"

MORE scary thunder!

"YES, MY FRIEND, YES! BY OPENING ME, YOU ARE NOW STRONGER!"

Your muscles tense.

"BUT! YOU ARE ALSO STUPIDER!"

You feel light headed.

"YES INDEED, MY FRIEND! NOW YOU MUST LUG ME AROUND! [B]FOREVER![/B]"

You are absolutely baffled by the entire ordeal. How on earth is this suitcase talking? How did it determine your fate, your traits?

"I SAID YOU MUST LUG ME AROUND FOREVER!"

Suitcase of Might acquired! Added to your stash.

Now what?
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FruitFlow

May 26, 2011, 06:13:20 PM #17 Last Edit: May 26, 2011, 06:13:34 PM by FruitFlow
Can you update the first page to keep track of everyone inventory?
You don't have to. It's just a small suggestion.
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Kilroy

Quote from: FruitFlow on May 26, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Can you update the first page to keep track of everyone inventory?
You don't have to. It's just a small suggestion.
good plan.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

FruitFlow

"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Jhen Mohran

How 'bout that middle case instead?

FruitFlow

"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

Kilroy

holy crap I'm alive
Quote from: FruitFlow on May 27, 2011, 11:33:43 AM
Alright. Can I open the small case now?
Actually, you can't. The magic of the case you've picked up is a one-time only deal: pick one and nothing else. And you've already picked one.

Kinda sucks, but hey, nothing's above the law.

What now?
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

FruitFlow

Quote from:  on June 02, 2011, 12:15:11 PM
holy crap I'm aliveActually, you can't. The magic of the case you've picked up is a one-time only deal: pick one and nothing else. And you've already picked one.

Kinda sucks, but hey, nothing's above the law.

What now?

God dang.
And I was so curious to know what was in the last 2. :(
"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

SkyMyl


Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

FruitFlow

"Many people see technology as the problem behind the so-called digital divide. Others see it as the solution. Technology is neither. It must operate in conjunction with business, economic, political and social system."

SkyMyl

Quote from:  on June 02, 2011, 06:05:00 PM
There's two doors. Pick one?
The one that looks more beat up.

Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

SkyMyl

Quote from:  on June 03, 2011, 03:29:04 PM
They seem pretty equal...
In that case, Mom always did say to stick to your left hand side...

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