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Offline Mystic

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2011, 10:30:22 PM »
I hope you learned your lesson and use protection...or, wait, is the baby even popped out yet? I'm terribly behind on these things.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2011, 11:40:16 AM »
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 09:19:51 AM »
sex

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 12:43:51 PM »
Watch your mouth.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 10:15:22 PM »
miku i love you

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2011, 10:35:17 PM »
remember kids: no rubber no love

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2011, 12:21:18 PM »
No pain no gain. And no stain.

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 09:28:54 PM »
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2011, 03:44:13 AM »
Last time I had sex was during xmax break. Let me tell you, it was horrible. It was so bad I'm afraid to have sex ever again...
Hard to believe.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2011, 04:17:32 AM »
Yeah, poopty sex should just be all the more reason to find someone better next time.

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2011, 10:23:22 PM »
I went from great sex to the most horrible sex I ever had. It was horrible, I am afraid of repeating the experience. That is all lol, but I did have it since last time I posted that.

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 03:30:32 PM »
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 01:39:42 PM »
All I can say is that me and my girlfriend have...explored each other a little.

We have agreed to wait a little while for sex...even if it drives us nuts.
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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM »
Why was it so horrible? You must give us the juicy details
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol

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Re: Sexual Relations
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »
When it feels like you just sticking your soldier into a wet moist river and there barely any friction and the smell is horrible. You would understand lol
Uh...if it smells that bad then I'd be a bit worried...but that's just me...
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