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A pointless You-choose-the-actions adventure

Started by Lohn Jocke, August 01, 2009, 05:11:36 PM

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Triforce_Luigi

Pick up the key. Using your mouth instead of your bandaged hands

Lohn Jocke

You try to yank it from the somewhat-tree, but it's stuck. Whoever taped it is a good tape... person. You notice another opening in the building you were just in.

Dog Food

Go through that new opening in the building.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Lohn Jocke

You appear to be in an office of sorts, with a couch that looks stained, At the counter in front of you, a woman is on her computer. Another woman behind the counter (Let's call her Woman B) is just standing there, staring at the wall.

What nao?

Kilroy

Ask Woman A what the hell is going on up in this ninny.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
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jnfs2014

#20
Rap woman B.

Lohn Jocke

#21
The Woman tells you that you are in a dream, and will wake up shortly.
Well, that means you have a few hours of nothingness to do before you wake up. She gives you a knife so you can have your intercourse ed up fantasies while you're dreaming.

Quote from: JNFS2014 on August 02, 2009, 09:58:02 AM
Rap woman B.
You engage in a rap battle with Woman B, and win. It helped that she didn't talk... or blink, for that matter.

Spam

Cut your self out of the bandages with you mouth, kill woman A and take whatever she has as loot for killing her.

Lohn Jocke

#23
After cutting off the bandages, you engage battle with Woman A and win.

YOU GAIN 1 EXPERIENCE POINT
Lvl 1 Tech: Cannibalism!

You use your new tech on Woman A, and you gain some health you lost when you tried to suffocate. You find 50 bucks in her pocket. Woman B runs off into a door with a giant lock, still staring forward.

Spam


Lohn Jocke


Spam


Triforce_Luigi

Use the knife to cut down the key that was taped to the tree. Use key on door.

Lohn Jocke

The Key gets stuck in the lock. Shit.
What the intercourse  are we supposed to do NOW?

Triforce_Luigi