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Started by Kilroy, November 29, 2008, 02:57:25 PM

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Kilroy

1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

L10

Get lost in Wal-Mart.

You'll be found in the woods.
0o!f

Kilroy



Your tremendous height and girth makes you tower over MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, while on your way to FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Tupin



Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.

Linkman

I would wonder why there are only 5 trees in the forest.

Kilroy



You are astounded by the tremendous height of FUCKING-HUGE-ASS-WASTE-OF-SPACE-WAL-MART. You realize that the door is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery far down to your right, so you walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.



And walk.




You finally see the poorly made double doors!


But, what's this? You can't enter without your keycard? Drat! Where will you ever find a keycard?
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

SkyMyl

Chocolate Rain the door and hope it works? =|

Kilroy



You are about to sing CHOCOLATE RAIN by TAY ZONDAY, when your head morphs into the main man himself, TAY ZONDAY.

Suddenly, a bear appears in front of the door. You are stuck as TAY ZONDAY for this battle. What do you do?
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Java

Step away from the mic so you can breathe.

Kilroy

Quote from: Java_Java on November 29, 2008, 05:54:48 PM
Step away from the mic so you can breathe.


Your massive lung capacity sucks in the bear, you swallow him whole.

You return to your normal state, and you see a keycard on the floor where the bear was.

Use the keycard, or go back and choose a different path.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

jnfs2014


Kilroy

Gimmie like 20 minutes guys, Imma go eat.
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

jnfs2014


Kilroy



You walk inside, and ask the man you assume to be manager "Can you direct me and my bear to 'Dick's Bar and Grill'?"

The manager says in a deep, black-man voice "GO OVER MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE, AND YOU'LL BE HOME, BUDDY."

You wonder how the manager knows that's where you live, but don't ask about it.

It seems you're off to MT. REALLY REALLY UNSTABLE!
1984 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTRUCTION NOT MANUAL
"yes you are anusface, but i am better than!!" - taw, steam forums
 FOR NSF MASCOT

Tupin

Wait, check to see if the Wal-Mart has climbing gear.


Quote from: SkyMyl
Tuppy frightens me with his knowledge of legacy technology.